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2021-09-26 5:03:03 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-09-26 5:25:26 PM  
No shiat.
 
2021-09-26 5:34:17 PM  
At least someone still has some f*cks to give.
 
2021-09-26 5:36:48 PM  
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2021-09-26 6:18:25 PM  
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2021-09-26 7:11:56 PM  
Fahrvergnügen?
 
2021-09-26 7:38:36 PM  
But not on Fark
 
2021-09-26 9:59:20 PM  
kcuF
 
2021-09-26 10:00:06 PM  
Freedom?
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2021-09-26 10:00:10 PM  
You don't need a mask when you're vaccinated.
 
2021-09-26 10:00:57 PM  
Klassy
 
2021-09-26 10:01:50 PM  

Picklehead: [Fark user image image 720x940]


Seems more like a two time Hugo Award Nominee Chuck Tingle book.
 
2021-09-26 10:01:57 PM  
Shortly on Fox:
BIDEN'S CDC IS DISTRIBUTING POSTERS USING THE F-WORD!
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!
 
2021-09-26 10:02:13 PM  

mjjt: But not on Fark


fark fark fark... farking fark fark.
 
2021-09-26 10:02:20 PM  
But we can't be mean to them or mock them it would hurt their feelings.
 
2021-09-26 10:03:47 PM  
Is there really a farking vaccine? Wouldn't that be the birth control pill?

/don't normally wear a farking mask unless my partner insists. kinky
 
2021-09-26 10:03:53 PM  
It's funny because so few people know that the name of this site is fark and not Fark.
 
2021-09-26 10:05:30 PM  
FLUCK
 
2021-09-26 10:07:36 PM  
Right, because in Manhattan, it's all of the MAGA hat wearing whiteys who are terrified and avoiding masks and vaccines.
 
2021-09-26 10:08:30 PM  

NathanAllen: It's funny because so few people know that the name of this site is fark and not Fark.


When I ask a woman if she wants to fark she immediately thinks I want to fark.
 
2021-09-26 10:09:51 PM  
How much does it cost to say fark on Fark?
 
2021-09-26 10:10:08 PM  
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2021-09-26 10:15:13 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: Right, because in Manhattan, it's all of the MAGA hat wearing whiteys who are terrified and avoiding masks and vaccines.


They have idiots too.
 
2021-09-26 10:26:52 PM  

Abox: Masks are theater.


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2021-09-26 10:27:19 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: Right, because in Manhattan, it's all of the MAGA hat wearing whiteys who are terrified and avoiding masks and vaccines.


Plague Rats are not only White Middle-aged Males.

Hell, we're on the border between city and country, so today I saw them at an apple farm and others at a gas station, others at a Walmart.

Some were White, others Hispanic, others Black.

That said, nobody farked around at the butcher, because the choice between being civil and not getting meat isn't a one. Everyone masked, everyone keeping their distance, everyone getting meat.

Asshole isn't a race, it's a creed.
 
2021-09-26 10:30:12 PM  
Love the upside down flag on the hat.
 
2021-09-26 10:32:51 PM  

Jeebus Saves: You don't need a mask when you're vaccinated.


Before vaccination you're wearing a mask to protect yourself AND others.

After vaccination you're wearing a mask only to protect others.  Particularly the unvaccinated.  You can still spread the disease, it just won't kill YOU or lead to serious illness.

So I guess it boils down to this: Do you care about strangers who, for whatever reason, haven't gotten vaccinated?

For me the answer is yes, but mostly due to the immunocompromised and those with a legitimate reason to not be vaccinated.  I understand that is a minority of the unvaccinated at this point, but still.

Wearing a mask is not an inconvenience to me, and I like not catching colds.
 
2021-09-26 10:34:38 PM  

Jeebus Saves: You don't need a mask when you're vaccinated.


Ever hear of the delta variant? Ever hear of breakthrough infections? Try a little google-fu.
 
2021-09-26 10:36:45 PM  

Jeebus Saves: You don't need a mask when you're vaccinated.


You can still catch and transmit the virus.  Vaccinated people with comorbidities can still experience serious symptoms up to and including death.

Unless you're fine being a selfish ass and killing a complete stranger who has a heart condition, wear a mask.
 
2021-09-26 10:40:44 PM  
Read the farking sign
 
2021-09-26 10:40:44 PM  

solokumba: mjjt: But not on Fark

fark fark fark... farking fark fark.


the fark?
 
2021-09-26 10:40:45 PM  

akya: So I guess it boils down to this: Do you care about strangers who, for whatever reason, haven't gotten vaccinated?


No one on fark seems to.
 
2021-09-26 10:40:53 PM  

Jeebus Saves: You don't need a mask when you're vaccinated.


Why is responding to you even a thing anymore.

What the f*ck.
 
2021-09-26 10:43:24 PM  

Snapper Carr: Jeebus Saves: You don't need a mask when you're vaccinated.

You can still catch and transmit the virus.  Vaccinated people with comorbidities can still experience serious symptoms up to and including death.


So why do we need vaccine passports again?
 
2021-09-26 10:43:30 PM  

Snapper Carr: Jeebus Saves: You don't need a mask when you're vaccinated.

You can still catch and transmit the virus.  Vaccinated people with comorbidities can still experience serious symptoms up to and including death.

Unless you're fine being a selfish ass and killing a complete stranger who has a heart condition, wear a mask.


It's weird when people funny reality.

Wear a mask, it hides that "you farking moron" face you (I) make.
 
2021-09-26 10:44:33 PM  

Snapper Carr: Jeebus Saves: You don't need a mask when you're vaccinated.

You can still catch and transmit the virus.  Vaccinated people with comorbidities can still experience serious symptoms up to and including death.

Unless you're fine being a selfish ass and killing a complete stranger who has a heart condition, wear a mask.


Hell, or even a complete stranger that just caught a really shiatty die roll on their resistance check.  Rare but possible as long as the unvaccinated are making sure that it's everywhere.  Enough tries at even a small chance eventually it's gonna hit
 
2021-09-26 10:48:33 PM  

MBooda: Is there really a farking vaccine? Wouldn't that be the birth control pill?

/don't normally wear a farking mask unless my partner insists. kinky


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2021-09-26 10:55:04 PM  
Not to divert the topic here, but on that thread someone announced that Ben Garrison has covid. 
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/threadjack over
 
2021-09-26 10:55:28 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Snapper Carr: Jeebus Saves: You don't need a mask when you're vaccinated.

You can still catch and transmit the virus.  Vaccinated people with comorbidities can still experience serious symptoms up to and including death.

So why do we need vaccine passports again?


To show you've been vaccinated.

We've been showing "vaccine passports" for decades. Why is this a question now?
 
2021-09-26 11:00:49 PM  

AllCatsAreBeautiful: Not to divert the topic here, but on that thread someone announced that Ben Garrison has covid. [Fark user image 346x750]

/threadjack over


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2021-09-26 11:02:44 PM  

mcmnky: Jeebus Saves: Snapper Carr: Jeebus Saves: You don't need a mask when you're vaccinated.

You can still catch and transmit the virus.  Vaccinated people with comorbidities can still experience serious symptoms up to and including death.

So why do we need vaccine passports again?

To show you've been vaccinated.

We've been showing "vaccine passports" for decades. Why is this a question now?


No we haven't.
 
2021-09-26 11:08:31 PM  

Jeebus Saves: mcmnky: Jeebus Saves: Snapper Carr: Jeebus Saves: You don't need a mask when you're vaccinated.

You can still catch and transmit the virus.  Vaccinated people with comorbidities can still experience serious symptoms up to and including death.

So why do we need vaccine passports again?

To show you've been vaccinated.

We've been showing "vaccine passports" for decades. Why is this a question now?

No we haven't.


Now you're just recreating the Argument sketch.

/No you're not.
 
2021-09-26 11:08:51 PM  

Jeebus Saves: mcmnky: Jeebus Saves: Snapper Carr: Jeebus Saves: You don't need a mask when you're vaccinated.

You can still catch and transmit the virus.  Vaccinated people with comorbidities can still experience serious symptoms up to and including death.

So why do we need vaccine passports again?

To show you've been vaccinated.

We've been showing "vaccine passports" for decades. Why is this a question now?

No we haven't.


Ah, that would explain the ignorance, you never actually attended school anywhere, you know, those places that mandate you show all sorts of vaccinations before they let you show up for class?

Guess you never spent time in the military either.
 
2021-09-26 11:12:10 PM  

Snapper Carr: Jeebus Saves: mcmnky: Jeebus Saves: Snapper Carr: Jeebus Saves: You don't need a mask when you're vaccinated.

You can still catch and transmit the virus.  Vaccinated people with comorbidities can still experience serious symptoms up to and including death.

So why do we need vaccine passports again?

To show you've been vaccinated.

We've been showing "vaccine passports" for decades. Why is this a question now?

No we haven't.

Now you're just recreating the Argument sketch.

/No you're not.


Yes I am.
 
2021-09-26 11:14:08 PM  

zbtop: Jeebus Saves: mcmnky: Jeebus Saves: Snapper Carr: Jeebus Saves: You don't need a mask when you're vaccinated.

You can still catch and transmit the virus.  Vaccinated people with comorbidities can still experience serious symptoms up to and including death.

So why do we need vaccine passports again?

To show you've been vaccinated.

We've been showing "vaccine passports" for decades. Why is this a question now?

No we haven't.

Ah, that would explain the ignorance, you never actually attended school anywhere, you know, those places that mandate you show all sorts of vaccinations before they let you show up for class?

Guess you never spent time in the military either.


I love this line of reasoning.  Remember that time you had to show something once?  Well, this is the same thing, except you have to show it everyday.  Just like a drivers license.  Show it to the cop at the end of your driveway before proceeding.
 
2021-09-26 11:16:53 PM  

Jeebus Saves: zbtop: Jeebus Saves: mcmnky: Jeebus Saves: Snapper Carr: Jeebus Saves: You don't need a mask when you're vaccinated.

You can still catch and transmit the virus.  Vaccinated people with comorbidities can still experience serious symptoms up to and including death.

So why do we need vaccine passports again?

To show you've been vaccinated.

We've been showing "vaccine passports" for decades. Why is this a question now?

No we haven't.

Ah, that would explain the ignorance, you never actually attended school anywhere, you know, those places that mandate you show all sorts of vaccinations before they let you show up for class?

Guess you never spent time in the military either.

I love this line of reasoning.  Remember that time you had to show something once?  Well, this is the same thing, except you have to show it everyday.  Just like a drivers license.  Show it to the cop at the end of your driveway before proceeding.


I'm pretty thrilled.  I'm in one of those jurisdictions where proof of vaccination is required to eat in a restaurant.  Turns out I'm not alone.  Since the vaccine mandate happened, business at the local restaurants increased dramatically.

Turns out people don't want to eat 5 feet from a plague rat.  So we were staying home.
 
2021-09-26 11:21:16 PM  

rohar: Jeebus Saves: zbtop: Jeebus Saves: mcmnky: Jeebus Saves: Snapper Carr: Jeebus Saves: You don't need a mask when you're vaccinated.

You can still catch and transmit the virus.  Vaccinated people with comorbidities can still experience serious symptoms up to and including death.

So why do we need vaccine passports again?

To show you've been vaccinated.

We've been showing "vaccine passports" for decades. Why is this a question now?

No we haven't.

Ah, that would explain the ignorance, you never actually attended school anywhere, you know, those places that mandate you show all sorts of vaccinations before they let you show up for class?

Guess you never spent time in the military either.

I love this line of reasoning.  Remember that time you had to show something once?  Well, this is the same thing, except you have to show it everyday.  Just like a drivers license.  Show it to the cop at the end of your driveway before proceeding.

I'm pretty thrilled.  I'm in one of those jurisdictions where proof of vaccination is required to eat in a restaurant.  Turns out I'm not alone.  Since the vaccine mandate happened, business at the local restaurants increased dramatically.

Turns out people don't want to eat 5 feet from a plague rat.  So we were staying home.


But vaccinated people still farking spread it.  Also, for a variety of reasons, I ended up in several bars and restaurants this weekend.  Packed to the gills.  No vaccine passport required in deep red Chicago.  Your anecdote sucks.
 
2021-09-26 11:23:58 PM  

Jeebus Saves: rohar: Jeebus Saves: zbtop: Jeebus Saves: mcmnky: Jeebus Saves: Snapper Carr: Jeebus Saves: You don't need a mask when you're vaccinated.

You can still catch and transmit the virus.  Vaccinated people with comorbidities can still experience serious symptoms up to and including death.

So why do we need vaccine passports again?

To show you've been vaccinated.

We've been showing "vaccine passports" for decades. Why is this a question now?

No we haven't.

Ah, that would explain the ignorance, you never actually attended school anywhere, you know, those places that mandate you show all sorts of vaccinations before they let you show up for class?

Guess you never spent time in the military either.

I love this line of reasoning.  Remember that time you had to show something once?  Well, this is the same thing, except you have to show it everyday.  Just like a drivers license.  Show it to the cop at the end of your driveway before proceeding.

I'm pretty thrilled.  I'm in one of those jurisdictions where proof of vaccination is required to eat in a restaurant.  Turns out I'm not alone.  Since the vaccine mandate happened, business at the local restaurants increased dramatically.

Turns out people don't want to eat 5 feet from a plague rat.  So we were staying home.

But vaccinated people still farking spread it.  Also, for a variety of reasons, I ended up in several bars and restaurants this weekend.  Packed to the gills.  No vaccine passport required in deep red Chicago.  Your anecdote sucks.


At less than 10% the rate.  It appears that's enough of a change in risk to increase sales.

Antivaxers lost the rational battle early, then they lost the political battle when the majority vaccinated, now they're losing the economic battle as well.

Feel free to not get vaccinated, but life is going to get really small.
 
2021-09-26 11:27:42 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Snapper Carr: Jeebus Saves: You don't need a mask when you're vaccinated.

You can still catch and transmit the virus.  Vaccinated people with comorbidities can still experience serious symptoms up to and including death.

So why do we need vaccine passports again?


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2021-09-26 11:32:28 PM  

Jeebus Saves: rohar: Jeebus Saves: zbtop: Jeebus Saves: mcmnky: Jeebus Saves: Snapper Carr: Jeebus Saves: You don't need a mask when you're vaccinated.

You can still catch and transmit the virus.  Vaccinated people with comorbidities can still experience serious symptoms up to and including death.

So why do we need vaccine passports again?

To show you've been vaccinated.

We've been showing "vaccine passports" for decades. Why is this a question now?

No we haven't.

Ah, that would explain the ignorance, you never actually attended school anywhere, you know, those places that mandate you show all sorts of vaccinations before they let you show up for class?

Guess you never spent time in the military either.

I love this line of reasoning.  Remember that time you had to show something once?  Well, this is the same thing, except you have to show it everyday.  Just like a drivers license.  Show it to the cop at the end of your driveway before proceeding.

I'm pretty thrilled.  I'm in one of those jurisdictions where proof of vaccination is required to eat in a restaurant.  Turns out I'm not alone.  Since the vaccine mandate happened, business at the local restaurants increased dramatically.

Turns out people don't want to eat 5 feet from a plague rat.  So we were staying home.

But vaccinated people still farking spread it.  Also, for a variety of reasons, I ended up in several bars and restaurants this weekend.  Packed to the gills.  No vaccine passport required in deep red Chicago.  Your anecdote sucks.


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