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2021-09-26 4:27:03 PM  
27 votes:
A lot of children look the same from a top-down view.

We need to get a grip about children in this country. I was detained by police in a Target because my niece was being a little shiat because I told her at some point she couldn't put a toy in the cart and she said "You're not my dad you can't tell me what to do!" Boom, ten minutes later, I'm trying to explain to an officer that yes, we're related and yes, she's being a little shiat.
 
2021-09-26 5:54:51 PM  
16 votes:

Lsherm: A lot of children look the same from a top-down view.

We need to get a grip about children in this country. I was detained by police in a Target because my niece was being a little shiat because I told her at some point she couldn't put a toy in the cart and she said "You're not my dad you can't tell me what to do!" Boom, ten minutes later, I'm trying to explain to an officer that yes, we're related and yes, she's being a little shiat.


Don't forget being a dad and taking your kid to the park. Clearly, as a man, you are up to no good
 
2021-09-26 6:10:27 PM  
16 votes:

Lsherm: We need to get a grip about children in this country. I was detained by police in a Target because my niece was being a little shiat because I told her at some point she couldn't put a toy in the cart and she said "You're not my dad you can't tell me what to do!" Boom, ten minutes later, I'm trying to explain to an officer that yes, we're related and yes, she's being a little shiat.


And this part gets a CSB:

One of my cousins stopped by with his family to visit during a road trip and we went to lunch.  Lunch is over and we've paid and we're getting up to leave but the youngest isn't ready to go yet and works up to a bit of a tantrum.  She starts pulling him out of the restaurant.  "YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!!!!"

I learned that a woman can drag a screaming toddler out of a crowded restaurant and nobody will say a word if she looks annoyed enough.
 
2021-09-26 6:26:38 PM  
9 votes:
When they are all wearing masks and identical ensembles from Target. fark if I can tell the difference among 'em.
 
2021-09-26 5:50:02 PM  
8 votes:
Some people have trouble differentiating faces. Just sayin'.

prosopagnosia:face blindness. a brain disorder characterized by the inability to recognize or differentiate faces.
 
2021-09-26 5:56:25 PM  
6 votes:
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/ damn thumb twitch
 
2021-09-26 6:17:36 PM  
4 votes:

Lsherm: A lot of children look the same from a top-down view.

We need to get a grip about children in this country. I was detained by police in a Target because my niece was being a little shiat because I told her at some point she couldn't put a toy in the cart and she said "You're not my dad you can't tell me what to do!" Boom, ten minutes later, I'm trying to explain to an officer that yes, we're related and yes, she's being a little shiat.


Yikes that's a really crappy situation. Hopefully you and her can laugh about it one day.
 
zez
2021-09-26 7:16:42 PM  
3 votes:
as a stay at home dad for the last 17 years I'm getting a kick out of a lot of these replies

It's not nearly as bad as it used to be, believe me.
 
2021-09-26 6:27:38 PM  
2 votes:
At that age, aren't they pretty much interchangeable?
 
2021-09-26 6:57:26 PM  
2 votes:

TheDirtyNacho: Lsherm: A lot of children look the same from a top-down view.

We need to get a grip about children in this country. I was detained by police in a Target because my niece was being a little shiat because I told her at some point she couldn't put a toy in the cart and she said "You're not my dad you can't tell me what to do!" Boom, ten minutes later, I'm trying to explain to an officer that yes, we're related and yes, she's being a little shiat.

Don't forget being a dad and taking your kid to the park. Clearly, as a man, you are up to no good


I got a question at the park once when I was keeping an eye on my offspring who had run off to play with some other kids on the other side of the playground. The sudden realization that my new acquaintance wasn't just making conversation, and that I was apparently a guy just standing alone at a playground staring at little kids, was a bit flustering. I don't remember what I said in response exactly but it probably made me sound like a recently escaped convict pretending to have a child in the vicinity.
 
2021-09-26 8:22:51 PM  
2 votes:

woodjf: Lsherm: A lot of children look the same from a top-down view.

We need to get a grip about children in this country. I was detained by police in a Target because my niece was being a little shiat because I told her at some point she couldn't put a toy in the cart and she said "You're not my dad you can't tell me what to do!" Boom, ten minutes later, I'm trying to explain to an officer that yes, we're related and yes, she's being a little shiat.

Yikes that's a really crappy situation. Hopefully you and her can laugh about it one day.


Christ, it happened eight years ago. She's still able to be a shiat as a near teenager.

Love her to death.
 
2021-09-26 9:01:08 PM  
2 votes:

cyberspacedout: Just install some running lights on the kid, and use one of these:

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2021-09-26 5:43:27 PM  
1 vote:
Ehh, it's whatsisface. You know - he wears a hat.
 
2021-09-26 6:10:26 PM  
1 vote:

TheDirtyNacho: Don't forget being a dad and taking your kid to the park. Clearly, as a man, you are up to no good


30 years ago, as a dad of mixed race kids...
Walking through the mall with the twins in a stroller.

I got the stinkeye from everyone.

An elderly Black woman "Oh, are they yours?"
'No ma'am...as a 30 year old single guy, I love nothing better than to cruise the mall, babysitting other peoples kids'
 
2021-09-26 6:32:32 PM  
1 vote:
That's why I spray paint my kid's head orange
 
2021-09-26 6:45:29 PM  
1 vote:
Just install some running lights on the kid, and use one of these:

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2021-09-26 6:53:20 PM  
1 vote:
When picking your child up from school,
"Close Enough" probably isn't.
 
2021-09-27 3:37:21 PM  
1 vote:
I have a 15 year old who is convinced we are the worst parents in the world.

There should be an exchange program or something so kids can learn to appreciate what they have.
 
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