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(Huffington Post)   C'mon, guys... Britney Spears's dad was just looking out for her He was her conservator. It's not like he bugged her bedroom or anything, right? ... Right??   (huffpost.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Britney Spears, legal arrangement, Crossroads, father's level, regular duties, star's mental health, Jamie Lynn Spears, final approval  
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2021-09-26 12:57:40 PM  
9 votes:

Wasilla Hillbilly: Fark Britney Speers and fark AA too.


Mr. Spears, you've been warned not to comment publicly until the legal proceedings are finished. Step away from the keyboard and have a juicebox.
 
2021-09-26 6:08:01 AM  
8 votes:

Drearyx: No1curr


Too soon, no1curr comment should occur soon after 50th post
 
2021-09-26 4:39:59 AM  
3 votes:
Errgh, of course in my hurry I posted the wrong link, although the one I posted isn't terrible. Here's Craig Ferguson's full monologue. It's awesome, and if you've got an alcoholic in your life they should see it too. Alcoholics can receive the help they need. Fark, if I can quit drinking from my extensive daily drinking habit then right off the bat I know most alcoholics can.

Craig Ferguson Speaks From The Heart
Youtube 7ZVWIELHQQY
 
2021-09-26 3:12:43 PM  
2 votes:
"Whatever, the crazy biatch deserved it."

- half the Farkers who show up in these threads
 
2021-09-26 4:32:26 AM  
1 vote:
This is what looking out for Britney looks like. Just be caring, and follow your heart. Her dad is an arsehole.

Craig Ferguson's 2007 Monologue About Britney Spears
Youtube 8q9IkntjueE
 
2021-09-26 5:12:35 AM  
1 vote:
Will there be videos next?
 
2021-09-26 6:53:23 AM  
1 vote:

LewDux: Aussie_As: Errgh, of course in my hurry I posted the wrong link, although the one I posted isn't terrible. Here's Craig Ferguson's full monologue. It's awesome, and if you've got an alcoholic in your life they should see it too. Alcoholics can receive the help they need. Fark, if I can quit drinking from my extensive daily drinking habit then right off the bat I know most alcoholics can.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/7ZVWIELH​QQY]

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/QxSIXfYk​JVA?start=2]


Thanks for posting that (not sure your link worked but if you can't see it click 'reply' then copy the link minus the 'start=2' at then end, that worked for me.)

Yeah I never quite hit that point but if I'd gone much longer that would have been me. And yeah, I'm in AA like Craig Ferguson is and it's fantastic. My top tip to AA beginners is that the AA code requires (quite rightly) that each AA group is independent and self-managed, it's not a top-down organisation, so if you hook up with an AA group that isn't for you just keep trying until you find one that's awesome. There's a large variety of groups, and that's entirely part of the big AA plan, so don't write it off if at first you feel you don't fit in.
 
2021-09-26 7:22:28 AM  
1 vote:
I feel like it's well passed "Leave Britney Alone" time and more arrived at "Beat Jamie Spears until candy comes out, then keep going" time
 
2021-09-26 7:32:06 AM  
1 vote:

stoli n coke: You can take the boy out of the trailer park,...


But prying the Krylon-filled Ziploc bag from his hands is a biatch.
 
2021-09-26 9:20:45 AM  
1 vote:

FarkingChas: Will there be videos next?


I'd usually giggle at a joke like that, but none of this Britney business is funny.
 
2021-09-26 11:24:40 AM  
1 vote:
As the child of a pair of alcoholics, I really admire those of you who've confronted your problems and strive to deal with them best you can. Because I never saw that happen up close.
 
2021-09-27 9:51:28 AM  
1 vote:
Because what loving father DOESN'T plant listening devices into their adult daughters bedroom?
 
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