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(Fox 5 New York)   He doesn't like porn, and wants to make sure you don't either   (fox5ny.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Michigan, Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan, Mackinac Bridge, Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario, United States Postal Service, Lake Superior, Interstate 75, arrest of John Douglas Allen  
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2021-09-25 9:55:20 AM  
His letters also demanded $5 million

It was never about the pr0n, was it, old man?
 
2021-09-25 10:29:44 AM  
Wait, wait, porn is produced in phone stores?!  No wonder all the youngins buy a new shiny phone every year!
 
2021-09-25 12:04:10 PM  
Actually, he loves porn, but feels really bad that he does.
 
2021-09-25 12:05:04 PM  
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2021-09-25 12:05:47 PM  
He just hasn't met the right porn yet.
 
2021-09-25 12:06:10 PM  

Sawdust and Mildew: His letters also demanded $5 million

It was never about the pr0n, was it, old man?


It totally was. He planned to spend the 5 million on porn.
 
2021-09-25 12:07:53 PM  
[The 75-year-old] faces extortion and attempted destruction charges.  He could face up to 20 years in prison for each charge.


Ah, my his retirement plan.
 
2021-09-25 12:07:55 PM  
Being a bitter, dollar store version of the Unabomber is no way to spend your twilight years.
 
2021-09-25 12:08:11 PM  
Pipe bomb = box with a wire sticking out of it.

??????

Do you suppose the wire was supposed to be a fuse?

"Hey, this wire don't catch on fire with my lighter..."

or

"Here, I'll set this thing off with this 9-volt battery then RUN LIKE HELL!"
 
2021-09-25 12:09:09 PM  
Joke's on him - that's my fetish.
 
2021-09-25 12:09:40 PM  
Needed the money for hookers, coke and gambling debts.
 
2021-09-25 12:10:18 PM  
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2021-09-25 12:10:59 PM  
Again?  I think this is the third green we've had on this guy in a week.
 
2021-09-25 12:11:27 PM  
Brilliant plan, actually.

If it works, he has $5mil for food, housing, and medical care.

If it fails, he gets free food, housing, and medical care.
 
2021-09-25 12:14:49 PM  
Agents used video to identify that Allen was the person who allegedly left the packages outside of the stores.

Is there a dispute as to whether packages were left? Love the media's overuse and misuse  of the word "allegedly."
 
2021-09-25 12:16:17 PM  

Sawdust and Mildew: His letters also demanded $5 million

It was never about the pr0n, was it, old man?


Well, I guess he knew which buttons to push. Where to grab, so to speak.
How to insert his plan into society.
Hit it from multiple angles.
 
2021-09-25 12:18:11 PM  
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2021-09-25 12:18:19 PM  

werbito: Agents used video to identify that Allen was the person who allegedly left the packages outside of the stores.

Is there a dispute as to whether packages were left? Love the media's overuse and misuse  of the word "allegedly."


Until proven in court and with a conviction returned by a jury, that is all they can legally say about it. Otherwise, if they are found not guilty, a lawsuit can and will ensue.
 
2021-09-25 12:19:02 PM  

Cafe Threads: [The 75-year-old] faces extortion and attempted destruction charges.  He could face up to 20 years in prison for each charge.


Ah, my his retirement plan.


I'm honestly surprised that more elderly people don't do something like this. Especially if someone is trying to force them into an old folks home.

/ You have more rights in prison than you do in a conservatorship
 
2021-09-25 12:19:16 PM  

werbito: Agents used video to identify that Allen was the person who allegedly left the packages outside of the stores.

Is there a dispute as to whether packages were left? Love the media's overuse and misuse  of the word "allegedly."


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2021-09-25 12:19:24 PM  
Sorry about those wildfires out in the West, I was just trying to destroy some wood's porn.
 
2021-09-25 12:19:55 PM  
This is a man with a child porn problem that he is blaming on everyone else.
 
2021-09-25 12:20:19 PM  
In the first 4 words you already know he's crazy, so whatever he does next shouldn't be surprising.
 
2021-09-25 12:20:49 PM  

iheartscotch: Cafe Threads: [The 75-year-old] faces extortion and attempted destruction charges.  He could face up to 20 years in prison for each charge.


Ah, my his retirement plan.

I'm honestly surprised that more elderly people don't do something like this. Especially if someone is trying to force them into an old folks home.

/ You have more rights in prison than you do in a conservatorship


Know how I know you've never been to jail in Canadian winter.
 
2021-09-25 12:21:52 PM  
Anyone nostalgic for the days when you had to go to a brick and mortar to buy physical porn....

Me neither.
 
2021-09-25 12:21:54 PM  
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2021-09-25 12:22:09 PM  
He doesn't want me to like porn? Who is he, the guy who decided everyone's related now?
 
2021-09-25 12:24:04 PM  
Ah, so this is the Biden retirement plan.
 
2021-09-25 12:24:31 PM  

Sawdust and Mildew: His letters also demanded $5 million

He's 75 , That'll buy a lot of Viagra ..

 
2021-09-25 12:28:39 PM  

woodjf: iheartscotch: Cafe Threads: [The 75-year-old] faces extortion and attempted destruction charges.  He could face up to 20 years in prison for each charge.


Ah, my his retirement plan.

I'm honestly surprised that more elderly people don't do something like this. Especially if someone is trying to force them into an old folks home.

/ You have more rights in prison than you do in a conservatorship

Know how I know you've never been to jail in Canadian winter.


Well?
 
2021-09-25 12:37:42 PM  
Well then you'd know that tons of people do exactly that.
 
2021-09-25 3:36:44 PM  
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2021-09-26 4:24:33 AM  
Your not supposed to ask why. Never seen that before
 
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