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(The Daily Beast)   Like a crack addict to his dealer, Mike Pillow comes crawling back for Fox News' sweet, sweet advertising audience   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Fail, The Wall Street Journal, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, News Corporation, Fox Business Network, false claims of election fraud, Fox Broadcasting Company, New York City, Wall Street Journal  
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2021-09-25 4:04:51 AM  
Both Rudy and Mike are doing the crack hard. They have turned me off to that drug so much. Crack is definitely wack.
 
2021-09-25 6:41:05 AM  
They have an audience?
 
2021-09-25 7:08:04 AM  
Just when I thought he went away....

/grabs another beer
 
2021-09-25 7:18:24 AM  

Lambskincoat: Both Rudy and Mike are doing the crack hard. They have turned me off to that drug so much. Crack is definitely wack.


The thing about Pillow guy is that he probably isn't even on crack. His brain is just so scrambled by previous years of crack that he's permanently messed up his thinking.
 
2021-09-25 7:22:12 AM  
I have no idea how this m'fer still gets green lit threads. He really can be ignored and he'll be found meth'd out on a street corner in 6 months.
 
2021-09-25 7:22:33 AM  
Lindell confirmed to The Wall Street Journal that he believes Fox will air his MyPillow ads starting next week

I would also like to confirm that my wife, Morgan Fairchild, will return to me starting next week.
 
2021-09-25 7:23:47 AM  
My new product: Eye Pillow, a pillow for your eye(s).

(basically cotton balls marked-up 10000%)
 
2021-09-25 7:24:58 AM  
said his company had suffered roughly $1 million in lost sales per week since its fallout with Fox. ... The pillow company is one of the network's top sponsors, spending almost $50 million in advertising in 2020

There's 52 weeks in a year. What kind of shiat businessman spends a million dollars a week in ads to get a million dollars a week in sales?

ROI has a liberal bias.
 
2021-09-25 7:26:55 AM  
How many farking pillows does this assjack expect people to buy?

He really must have expected Trump to be reinstated and Executive Order all Americans to replace their pillows monthly and said pillows must be filled with hunks of discarded Subway loaves.

Right after the U.S. Military is ordered to replace all boots with Ivanka brand pumps of course.
 
2021-09-25 7:28:42 AM  
I know the name jokes are old and stale by now, but seriously: How truly awful must a person be when "America's Mayor" can't get on Fox News, but the "MyPillow" guy can?  Poor Rudy.
 
2021-09-25 7:32:07 AM  

andrewagill: Lindell confirmed to The Wall Street Journal that he believes Fox will air his MyPillow ads starting next week

I would also like to confirm that my wife, Morgan Fairchild, will return to me starting next week.


Fox pulled his ads because he kept mentioning the election "fraud" in them. They will happily take his money if he's just selling pillows.
 
2021-09-25 7:45:54 AM  
Who is buying those pillows to the tune of $1M a week?
 
2021-09-25 7:46:30 AM  

Lambskincoat: Both Rudy and Mike are doing the crack hard. They have turned me off to that drug so much. Crack is definitely wack.


I hear ya. All the commercials for crack make it seem so cool & sophisticated, but I'm really starting to think that's just marketing.
 
2021-09-25 7:49:32 AM  

Shaggy_C: said his company had suffered roughly $1 million in lost sales per week since its fallout with Fox. ... The pillow company is one of the network's top sponsors, spending almost $50 million in advertising in 2020

There's 52 weeks in a year. What kind of shiat businessman spends a million dollars a week in ads to get a million dollars a week in sales?

ROI has a liberal bias.


Counterpoint: Mike Lindell is a pathological liar who is probably so psychotic that he wouldn't know the truth if it broke his jaw through one of his crappy pillows.
 
2021-09-25 7:51:06 AM  

Lochsteppe: Lambskincoat: Both Rudy and Mike are doing the crack hard. They have turned me off to that drug so much. Crack is definitely wack.

I hear ya. All the commercials for crack make it seem so cool & sophisticated, but I'm really starting to think that's just marketing.


Crack and fentanyl are the old fixes.
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2021-09-25 7:52:31 AM  

MindStalker: andrewagill: Lindell confirmed to The Wall Street Journal that he believes Fox will air his MyPillow ads starting next week

I would also like to confirm that my wife, Morgan Fairchild, will return to me starting next week.

Fox pulled his ads because he kept mentioning the election "fraud" in them. They will happily take his money if he's just selling pillows.


(and fox only finally made that stand because the voting machine companies were going to sue fox into the ground for letting such baseless claims continue to happen on their airtime)
 
2021-09-25 7:55:44 AM  

andrewagill: Lindell confirmed to The Wall Street Journal that he believes Fox will air his MyPillow ads starting next week

I would also like to confirm that my wife, Morgan Fairchild, will return to me starting next week.


I laugh Everytime I see that lol
 
2021-09-25 8:12:03 AM  

Porous Horace: My new product: Eye Pillow, a pillow for your eye(s).

(basically cotton balls marked-up 10000%)

 
2021-09-25 8:14:24 AM  

odinsposse: Lambskincoat: Both Rudy and Mike are doing the crack hard. They have turned me off to that drug so much. Crack is definitely wack.

The thing about Pillow guy is that he probably isn't even on crack. His brain is just so scrambled by previous years of crack that he's permanently messed up his thinking.


Things definitely took a negative turn in his behavior last year. I think he's back on the rock.
 
2021-09-25 8:14:41 AM  
Let's try this again.....


Porous Horace: My new product: Eye Pillow, a pillow for your eye(s).

(basically cotton balls marked-up 10000%)


Meanwhile on Staten Island....

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2021-09-25 8:16:50 AM  
Fox has developed an audience that will literally buy anything, so if you're selling overpriced crap, it's the place to go to spend your advertising dollar.
 
2021-09-25 8:20:41 AM  

odinsposse: Lambskincoat: Both Rudy and Mike are doing the crack hard. They have turned me off to that drug so much. Crack is definitely wack.

The thing about Pillow guy is that he probably isn't even on crack. His brain is just so scrambled by previous years of crack that he's permanently messed up his thinking.


He has a hole in his brain. He tried to fill it with crack, and now he tries to fill it with Trump.
 
2021-09-25 8:32:41 AM  
Nobody cares about Mike Lindell. He's obviously and manifestly a failure in his bulls***.

When there was even remote possibility that someone would listen to him, he seemed relevant....but those days are long gone.
 
2021-09-25 8:38:43 AM  

question_dj: Who is buying those pillows to the tune of $1M a week?


Handle checks out, because this is the real question.

Should I be replacing my pillows more often? I don't think I've bought a pillow* in 5 years.

*Spouse-purchased decorative pillows clearly excluded.
 
2021-09-25 8:39:15 AM  
"The pillow company is one of the network's top sponsors, spending almost $50 million in advertising in 2020 and about $19 million this year as of July."

Wonder if it's more the other way around.
 
2021-09-25 8:45:04 AM  

MindStalker: andrewagill: Lindell confirmed to The Wall Street Journal that he believes Fox will air his MyPillow ads starting next week

I would also like to confirm that my wife, Morgan Fairchild, will return to me starting next week.

Fox pulled his ads because he kept mentioning the election "fraud" in them. They will happily take his money if he's just selling pillows.


While I believe that, I reflexively do not have any trust that Lindell's statements are in any way accurate, or indeed that he stopped mentioning fraud in his commercials.
 
2021-09-25 8:47:51 AM  
How much money can there possibly be in pillows that they can justify commercials on a highly watched nationwide TV station?
 
2021-09-25 8:54:12 AM  

Target Builder: How much money can there possibly be in pillows that they can justify commercials on a highly watched nationwide TV station?


We always say at our house that is has to be some kind of money laundering.
 
2021-09-25 9:01:16 AM  

Lambskincoat: Both Rudy and Mike are doing the crack hard. They have turned me off to that drug so much. Crack is definitely wack.


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What, you didn't know that it was just as easy as saying "No"?

Speaking of other corny '80s propaganda, where are all these drug dealers offering a free first hit? I was indoctrinated to believe that I'd be receiving peer pressure from all angles, this is bullshiat.
 
2021-09-25 9:10:55 AM  
Translation: Dominion is gonna suck him dry and he needs to bring in as much cash as possible right now.   There are plenty of morons who will donate to his cause.
 
2021-09-25 9:12:07 AM  

A Room Full of Angry Raccoons: Lambskincoat: Both Rudy and Mike are doing the crack hard. They have turned me off to that drug so much. Crack is definitely wack.

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What, you didn't know that it was just as easy as saying "No"?

Speaking of other corny '80s propaganda, where are all these drug dealers offering a free first hit? I was indoctrinated to believe that I'd be receiving peer pressure from all angles, this is bullshiat.


I was turned off by Rachel Leigh Cook acting like a complete spaz in that commercial.
 
2021-09-25 9:43:37 AM  

question_dj: Who is buying those pillows to the tune of $1M a week?


Do PACs buy them en masse like Half-Scoop's books, and then give them out as party favors to the loyalists?
 
2021-09-25 9:56:03 AM  
Gonna be hilarious to see Dominion riding out the end of any big advertising contract that crackhead Mike has with Fox News when his company goes into insolvency.
 
2021-09-25 10:09:56 AM  

Miss Stein: Let's try this again.....


Porous Horace: My new product: Eye Pillow, a pillow for your eye(s).

(basically cotton balls marked-up 10000%)

Meanwhile on Staten Island....

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2021-09-25 10:20:10 AM  

Shaggy_C: said his company had suffered roughly $1 million in lost sales per week since its fallout with Fox. ... The pillow company is one of the network's top sponsors, spending almost $50 million in advertising in 2020

There's 52 weeks in a year. What kind of shiat businessman spends a million dollars a week in ads to get a million dollars a week in sales?

ROI has a liberal bias.


Gotta spend money to make money.
 
2021-09-25 10:33:11 AM  

The Lone Gunman: A Room Full of Angry Raccoons: Speaking of other corny '80s propaganda, where are all these drug dealers offering a free first hit? I was indoctrinated to believe that I'd be receiving peer pressure from all angles, this is bullshiat.

I was turned off by Rachel Leigh Cook acting like a complete spaz in that commercial.


You just need the stop-motion version to cleanse your palate (and yes, that is her spoofing her own PSA):

Robot Chicken - Rachel Leigh Cook PSA
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2021-09-25 10:40:10 AM  

Lambskincoat: Both Rudy and Mike are doing the crack hard. They have turned me off to that drug so much. Crack is definitely wack.


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2021-09-25 10:48:56 AM  
It's hilarious to see how the far right wing's attempts to create alternatives to Fox News have failed.

Of course, the part about that that isn't funny is that it's because Fox News has become as insanely right wing as any of those "alternatives" are.
 
2021-09-25 10:49:36 AM  

question_dj: Who is buying those pillows to the tune of $1M a week?


Probably the same right wing PACs that buy up the entire run of right wing masturbation fests books to give as gifts.
 
2021-09-25 11:29:39 AM  

Shaggy_C: said his company had suffered roughly $1 million in lost sales per week since its fallout with Fox. ... The pillow company is one of the network's top sponsors, spending almost $50 million in advertising in 2020

There's 52 weeks in a year. What kind of shiat businessman spends a million dollars a week in ads to get a million dollars a week in sales?

ROI has a liberal bias.


He makes it up in volume.
 
2021-09-25 11:57:20 AM  

jake_lex: It's hilarious to see how the far right wing's attempts to create alternatives to Fox News have failed.

Of course, the part about that that isn't funny is that it's because Fox News has become as insanely right wing as any of those "alternatives" are.


The death cult will drive them further and further to right until you have this.
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2021-09-25 12:00:29 PM  
A gentle reminder that anyone paying for cable, or a similar channel-streaming service, is subsidizing that 'news' channel and/or others like it.

The exceptions I've found are Philo and one half of Sling, and I'm happy to learn of others.
 
2021-09-25 12:01:59 PM  

Lambskincoat: Both Rudy and Mike are doing the crack hard. They have turned me off to that drug so much. Crack is definitely wack.


It's a gateway pundit drug.
 
2021-09-25 12:50:08 PM  
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2021-09-25 1:00:17 PM  

mrshowrules: jake_lex: It's hilarious to see how the far right wing's attempts to create alternatives to Fox News have failed.

Of course, the part about that that isn't funny is that it's because Fox News has become as insanely right wing as any of those "alternatives" are.

The death cult will drive them further and further to right until you have this.
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Too late:

Fox News vs. North Korean State TV | The Daily Show
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2021-09-25 1:52:16 PM  
The advertising budget is a write off while the million a week in pillow income is almost all profit.  Probably fitty cents of crap they find at the landfill sewn in to rice sacks from a failed feed the world program he found a few years back.
 
2021-09-25 3:49:53 PM  

The Perineum Falcon: Lambskincoat: Both Rudy and Mike are doing the crack hard. They have turned me off to that drug so much. Crack is definitely wack.

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Actual park in Seattle.

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2021-09-25 6:21:17 PM  
Do MAGAts buy those pillows in droves?  I don't understand how he has ANY money left.
 
Bf+
2021-09-25 6:26:23 PM  

question_dj: Who is buying those pillows to the tune of $1M a week?


Money launderers
 
2021-09-25 6:58:50 PM  

Kris_Romm: Do MAGAts buy those pillows in droves?  I don't understand how he has ANY money left.


My late grandmother, a Fox news addict, wanted one & now my parents have inherited the mini-pillow as a lower back pillow.

It's weird & kinda lumpy but not as lumpy as I thought it might be for a pillow composed of chunks of memory foam.

Like it's not good enough I'd ever use it but not bad enough I'd throw it out (apart from the fact I'd never allow that insurrectionist's products anywhere in my home)
 
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