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3896 clicks; posted to Politics » on 24 Sep 2021 at 8:20 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-09-24 5:10:06 PM  
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2021-09-24 5:29:05 PM  
Hmm, a math equation in a Bush headline.
 
2021-09-24 5:30:05 PM  

Tannax: Hmm, a math equation in a Bush headline.


I, for one, salute the bravery.
 
2021-09-24 5:37:24 PM  
Hey, as long as he isn't calling for the keys to the White House.
 
2021-09-24 5:38:08 PM  
"Please Unlock."
 
2021-09-24 5:51:22 PM  

Tannax: Hmm, a math equation in a Bush headline.


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2021-09-24 6:56:27 PM  
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2021-09-24 8:04:49 PM  
And he was the best one the GOP had last time.

Jesus Christ. Delete your party.
 
2021-09-24 8:25:47 PM  
Jeb, I know you're not broke. I know you can afford a modern car with a fob that doesnt allow you to lock your keys in it.
 
2021-09-24 8:25:55 PM  

Tannax: Hmm, a math equation in a Bush headline.



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2021-09-24 8:26:02 PM  
Can someone explain to me why this has me laugh crying HARD?
 
2021-09-24 8:26:44 PM  
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2021-09-24 8:26:57 PM  
CVS

Candy Van Shoppers
 
2021-09-24 8:27:01 PM  
On most modern vehicle the doors won't lock if the fob is in the car.

And or
Jeb Bush drives a van.

Jebs van!
Jebs van!

Son of Sam?
 
2021-09-24 8:27:34 PM  

WayneKerr: CVS

Candy Van Shoppers


CottonBalls Vaseline & shiat
 
2021-09-24 8:27:55 PM  

phedex: Jeb, I know you're not broke. I know you can afford a modern car with a fob that doesnt allow you to lock your keys in it.


I'm more concerned about the fact that he can't afford a cell phone.
 
2021-09-24 8:29:41 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: phedex: Jeb, I know you're not broke. I know you can afford a modern car with a fob that doesnt allow you to lock your keys in it.

I'm more concerned about the fact that he can't afford a cell phone.


It's locked in the car.

With his kids.
 
2021-09-24 8:29:55 PM  

BeatrixK: Can someone explain to me why this has me laugh crying HARD?


You're picturing him trying to get out of the van.  Pleading with passersby.

These here doors are locked.  Yes.  All of them.  Please call someone.  It's getting a mite warm and NPR is on the radio
 
2021-09-24 8:30:30 PM  
NOT IT!!!
 
2021-09-24 8:34:07 PM  

NewportBarGuy: WayneKerr: CVS

Candy Van Shoppers

CottonBalls Vaseline & shiat


You see? This is why we can't take you anywhere. Go back to eating, people.
 
2021-09-24 8:34:12 PM  

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NiceSheehan: Greetings from the Biddeford CVS where Jeb Bush locked his keys in his van and is using the store phone to call lmao https://t.co/o7IKOGrV9q


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of the Bushes. However,  the others do not have much room to brag.
 
2021-09-24 8:35:23 PM  
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2021-09-24 8:38:40 PM  

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"Please give me a ride home"
 
2021-09-24 8:38:41 PM  
That's why I carry one of these in my wallet

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/ with spare keys, obv
 
2021-09-24 8:41:46 PM  
Wow, he has real everyday problems just like me.  A guy like that should be President.
 
2021-09-24 8:42:31 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: That's why I carry one of these in my wallet

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/ with spare keys, obv


i have two sets of keys on me. That way if i realize i locked my keys in the car i got a second set in my pocket.
 
2021-09-24 8:43:29 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: That's why I carry one of these in my wallet

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/ with spare keys, obv


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Far less weight, and even my cop sister took a few minutes to figure out wtf they were.

Why limit yourself to 2 keys?

/yes I locksport responsibly.
 
2021-09-24 8:48:39 PM  
Locked myself out of my car once. As an adult even. While on a date. With the car running. And the phone call was to my mom to please come with the spare. She lived 45 minutes away. 🤦♀
 
2021-09-24 8:48:47 PM  
Haha, he did a normal everyday human mistake. Let's all point and laugh
 
2021-09-24 8:49:51 PM  
Oh, that was an interesting facepalm auto edit.
 
2021-09-24 8:51:44 PM  
Remember when his dad was amazed at supermarket scanners? It runs in the family.
 
2021-09-24 8:52:27 PM  

ReaverZ: Haha, he did a normal everyday human mistake. Let's all point and laugh


I bet he even pumps gas.  What a loser.
 
2021-09-24 8:55:07 PM  

ChimpMitten: ReaverZ: Haha, he did a normal everyday human mistake. Let's all point and laugh

I bet he even pumps gas.  What a loser.


I would love to see TFG try to pump gas.  For a living, even.
 
2021-09-24 8:55:14 PM  

powhound: Locked myself out of my car once. As an adult even. While on a date. With the car running. And the phone call was to my mom to please come with the spare. She lived 45 minutes away. 🤦♀


So you totally had sex on top of the car right? You know, seizing the moment and all?
 
2021-09-24 8:55:28 PM  
I have a 98 Toyota Tacoma and if I turn off the engine, leave the key in the ignition and open the door, man! It let's me know LOUD AND CLEAR the key is not in my hand.

I can, however, start it and pull the key out fine. I figure that is for warming it up with a locked door. A friend had a 60s La Sabre that did the same.

/I carry two keys on separate rings anyway
 
2021-09-24 8:56:55 PM  

Gin Buddy: Olympic Trolling Judge: phedex: Jeb, I know you're not broke. I know you can afford a modern car with a fob that doesnt allow you to lock your keys in it.

I'm more concerned about the fact that he can't afford a cell phone.

It's locked in the car.

With his kids.


Have to get a coat hanger to get the kids out!
 
2021-09-24 8:57:53 PM  

millerthyme: Gin Buddy: Olympic Trolling Judge: phedex: Jeb, I know you're not broke. I know you can afford a modern car with a fob that doesnt allow you to lock your keys in it.

I'm more concerned about the fact that he can't afford a cell phone.

It's locked in the car.

With his kids.

Have to get a coat hanger to get the kids out!


New state slogan.
 
2021-09-24 8:59:53 PM  

millerthyme: Gin Buddy: Olympic Trolling Judge: phedex: Jeb, I know you're not broke. I know you can afford a modern car with a fob that doesnt allow you to lock your keys in it.

I'm more concerned about the fact that he can't afford a cell phone.

It's locked in the car.

With his kids.

Have to get a coat hanger to get the kids out!


...but enough about Texas, we're talking about Jeb!
 
2021-09-24 9:02:29 PM  

powhound: Locked myself out of my car once. As an adult even. While on a date. With the car running. And the phone call was to my mom to please come with the spare. She lived 45 minutes away. 🤦♀


I once locked my keys in my truck. While it was running. double parked during rush hour on a busy street
 
2021-09-24 9:03:26 PM  
Leave Jen alone!
 
2021-09-24 9:03:54 PM  

Meatsim1: Leave Jen alone!


I meant "Leave Jeb alone!"
 
2021-09-24 9:04:53 PM  

millerthyme: Gin Buddy: Olympic Trolling Judge: phedex: Jeb, I know you're not broke. I know you can afford a modern car with a fob that doesnt allow you to lock your keys in it.

I'm more concerned about the fact that he can't afford a cell phone.

It's locked in the car.

With his kids.

Have to get a coat hanger to get the kids out!


Only in Texas.
 
2021-09-24 9:05:29 PM  
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2021-09-24 9:05:42 PM  

phedex: Jeb, I know you're not broke. I know you can afford a modern car with a fob that doesnt allow you to lock your keys in it.


Counterpoint: maybe he drives some sweet vintage car. And this is fark so no I DNRTFA.
 
2021-09-24 9:05:56 PM  

Whatthefark: millerthyme: Gin Buddy: Olympic Trolling Judge: phedex: Jeb, I know you're not broke. I know you can afford a modern car with a fob that doesnt allow you to lock your keys in it.

I'm more concerned about the fact that he can't afford a cell phone.

It's locked in the car.

With his kids.

Have to get a coat hanger to get the kids out!

...but enough about Texas, we're talking about Jeb!


Dang. Y'all are quick on the draw!
 
2021-09-24 9:06:15 PM  
Meh. I locked my keys in my car years ago. Sh*t happens. If this were Biden, you guys would be sh*tting all over yourselves trying to defend him.
As far as Jeb affording a better car, maybe he doesn't want one.  My father is a surgeon. He drives a 17 year old 4Runner with 200,000+ miles. Some people just don't want nicer cars.
 
2021-09-24 9:06:16 PM  
My car locks all the doors automatically in two minutes, no matter where the fob is. And then it laughs.
 
2021-09-24 9:06:49 PM  
I'm sorry but people do know that the B in JEB is actually Bush, so saying Jeb Bush is actually really saying it twice? Like how cops say VIN number is Vehicle Ident number number.
 
2021-09-24 9:07:54 PM  
Okay. Never going to claim he's a genius or anything. Or that I'd vote for him. But honestly, who hasn't locked their keys in their car at some point?
 
2021-09-24 9:09:05 PM  

Meatsim1: Meatsim1: Leave Jen alone!

I meant "Leave Jeb alone!"


I assumed you were talking about Jem, because she is truly outrageous.
 
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