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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   If you don't like my driving then stay off the bike trail   (kfor.com) divider line
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2069 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Sep 2021 at 7:04 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-09-24 7:06:03 PM  
If you watch the video, that is some all-star drunk driving. Sucks for the bikers, but at least she wasn't on the road.
 
2021-09-24 7:06:26 PM  
Oklahoma woman arrested after driving vehicle on Lake Hefner trails while allegedly intoxicated with baby in the backseat

Mother of the year.
 
2021-09-24 7:06:53 PM  
don't you hate it when you're stuck behind a cyclist and they're just going so slow and there's no room to pass them?
 
2021-09-24 7:09:37 PM  
Not all heroes ride electric unicycles, but this one does.
 
2021-09-24 7:11:34 PM  

Lsherm: If you watch the video, that is some all-star drunk driving. Sucks for the bikers, but at least she wasn't on the road.


I don't normally watch videos but after that comment I went back. I wasn't disappointed.
 
2021-09-24 7:12:23 PM  
In the world of vehicular hazards, she's what experts would call "a perfect storm."
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2021-09-24 7:13:21 PM  

oopsboom: don't you hate it when you're stuck behind a cyclist and they're just going so slow and there's no room to pass them?


Ask your city councilor to put in good bicycle infrastructure.  Everybody wins when the streets are complete.
 
2021-09-24 7:14:55 PM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: In the world of vehicular hazards, she's what experts would call "a perfect storm."
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I feel like Sierra Gaines was the name on Margaret Cho's fake ID when she was 19 after seeing this.
 
2021-09-24 7:15:14 PM  
FTFV: "I think she may not have known where she was."

Understatement of the month.
 
2021-09-24 7:19:05 PM  

oopsboom: don't you hate it when you're stuck behind a cyclist and they're just going so slow and there's no room to pass them?


I definitely hate it when I'm on my bike and some driver with the reflexes of a mushroom who thinks their car is 10 feet wider than it is is just creeping after me. It feels like I'm going to die unless they get distracted by a farmer's market or something.
 
2021-09-24 7:23:57 PM  
(Sorta OT)...

What is the Chrome extension that allows me to not have to wait 45 minutes while a GD autoplay advert plays on the shiatty-ass local news channel websites?

Help a brother out or is my ADD farked?
 
2021-09-24 7:26:45 PM  
My preference is to ride on bike paths away from traffic.  This is about my worst cycling nightmare.
 
2021-09-24 7:38:13 PM  
Arrested? Yet another blow against freedom in Biden's America.
 
2021-09-24 7:43:09 PM  
"Unfortunately, there was a young child in the vehicle" - Sgt. Dillon Quirk

Would you rather the kid had been thrown out during this wild ride?
 
2021-09-24 7:51:06 PM  
I don't want to discount the baby, but unless they charge her with child endangerment as well, it's probably irrelevant to the driving charges.

That's a VERY drunk face...

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2021-09-24 7:56:36 PM  

Nick Nostril: (Sorta OT)...

What is the Chrome extension that allows me to not have to wait 45 minutes while a GD autoplay advert plays on the shiatty-ass local news channel websites?

Help a brother out or is my ADD farked?


I have Ghostery, AdBlocker Ultimate, and UBlock Origins installed (Firefox), and I don't see any ads.
 
2021-09-24 8:49:32 PM  
Seams fair. Damn bike riders won't stay off roads.
 
2021-09-24 9:00:33 PM  

Md37: Nick Nostril: (Sorta OT)...

What is the Chrome extension that allows me to not have to wait 45 minutes while a GD autoplay advert plays on the shiatty-ass local news channel websites?

Help a brother out or is my ADD farked?

I have Ghostery, AdBlocker Ultimate, and UBlock Origins installed (Firefox), and I don't see any ads.


If uBlock Origin isn't blocking everything you need to by itself, you're doing it wrong somehow.
 
2021-09-24 9:08:42 PM  

Baloo Uriza: Md37: Nick Nostril: (Sorta OT)...

What is the Chrome extension that allows me to not have to wait 45 minutes while a GD autoplay advert plays on the shiatty-ass local news channel websites?

Help a brother out or is my ADD farked?

I have Ghostery, AdBlocker Ultimate, and UBlock Origins installed (Firefox), and I don't see any ads.

If uBlock Origin isn't blocking everything you need to by itself, you're doing it wrong somehow.


But I have 3 blockers! 3!!!!!
 
2021-09-24 9:24:23 PM  
The Playboy man got a lake named after him?
 
2021-09-24 9:51:13 PM  

Baloo Uriza: oopsboom: don't you hate it when you're stuck behind a cyclist and they're just going so slow and there's no room to pass them?

Ask your city councilor to put in good bicycle infrastructure.  Everybody wins when the streets are complete.


I have a trail basically in my backyard and yet morons have to ride on the narrow main street anyway because,,,?
 
2021-09-24 9:59:20 PM  

Lsherm: If you watch the video, that is some all-star drunk driving. Sucks for the bikers, but at least she wasn't on the road.


I thought you meant gonzo out of control but that was fairly serene. Especially finding her way back into the parking the lot then doing a decent parking job.
 
2021-09-24 10:01:21 PM  

morg: Lsherm: If you watch the video, that is some all-star drunk driving. Sucks for the bikers, but at least she wasn't on the road.

I thought you meant gonzo out of control but that was fairly serene. Especially finding her way back into the parking the lot then doing a decent parking job.


Success is measured differently!
 
2021-09-24 10:10:59 PM  
"Oklahoma woman arrested after driving vehicle on Lake Hefner trails while allegedly intoxicated with baby in the backseat"

and that is a bingo.
 
2021-09-25 12:50:50 AM  

non-racer X: Baloo Uriza: oopsboom: don't you hate it when you're stuck behind a cyclist and they're just going so slow and there's no room to pass them?

Ask your city councilor to put in good bicycle infrastructure.  Everybody wins when the streets are complete.

I have a trail basically in my backyard and yet morons have to ride on the narrow main street anyway because,,,?


The same reasons you don't carry your car to the freeway and plunk it down there to go driving.  People have places to go and shiat to do, and in cities and suburbs, bicycles are the cheapest option that hit the speeds and load capacity required for the job at hand.  Sure your top speeds might go way higher, but the average overall speed in US cities is 17 MPH combined street and freeway anyway thanks to shiatty traffic control like traffic lights when roundabouts would suffice, and traditional 20th century signal patterns when Dutch patterns would work way better for all involved.

Why the Dutch Wait Less at Traffic Lights
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Or when complete streets work better for all involved.

This "do everything cars-first" isn't just bad for humans, it's bad for cars, too.  The Netherlands is a driver's paradise as much as it is a pedestrian's paradise and a cyclist's paradise and a transit user's paradise, because they don't think of transportation as "everything must be motorized", they go for "maximize for humans regardless of how they move".

I'm a gearhead, but you know what farking sucks?  Driving in any city ever when you don't have to.  You know what also sucks?  Not having a choice to do anything but drive when literally anything else, in even a one-eighth-assed implementation like Vancouver or NYC is a noticeable step up.
 
2021-09-25 9:06:29 AM  

Md37: Nick Nostril: (Sorta OT)...

What is the Chrome extension that allows me to not have to wait 45 minutes while a GD autoplay advert plays on the shiatty-ass local news channel websites?

Help a brother out or is my ADD farked?

I have Ghostery, AdBlocker Ultimate, and UBlock Origins installed (Firefox), and I don't see any ads.


Thanks, eh!
 
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