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(WCAX Vermont)   Only in Vermont: Hotel has to be evacuated because guest tries to fight off bears that are lurking in the ventilation system   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, Hotel, Hotel guests, Fire officials, HVAC, Jon-Erik Hexum, Fairfield Inn, Inn, Williston Friday  
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2251 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Sep 2021 at 7:37 PM (33 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-09-24 4:24:41 PM  
5 votes:
Fire officials say the bear spray was accidentally discharged in one of the rooms by a member of the hotel's housekeeping staff.

Was it the housekeeper's bear spray, or a customer's? Or did the housekeeper mistake the bear spray for Lysol?
2021-09-24 8:52:46 PM  
2 votes:
Pro tip: if a bear is farking around, let them find out naturally. Don't try to force it, because bears DNGAF.
2021-09-24 8:56:26 PM  
2 votes:
This is why you hang your beer up high.
2021-09-24 7:44:57 PM  
1 vote:
Hmm.  So the article says "bear spray accidentally discharged" and the joke is Subby subs in "Bears".  Got it.  It's not funny, but I got it.
2021-09-24 8:00:22 PM  
1 vote:
This is why Sam and Dean stayed in crap motels. Individual HVAC units.
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2021-09-24 8:08:04 PM  
1 vote:
Wait, real bears in the vents or just guest got a bad batch of meth?
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Fark, you disappoint again.
2021-09-24 8:54:59 PM  
1 vote:
Damnit I expected plenum bears
2021-09-24 10:26:32 PM  
1 vote:
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