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(WCAX Vermont)   Only in Vermont: Hotel has to be evacuated because guest tries to fight off bears that are lurking in the ventilation system   (wcax.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Hotel, Hotel guests, Fire officials, HVAC, Jon-Erik Hexum, Fairfield Inn, Inn, Williston Friday  
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2021-09-24 4:24:41 PM  
Fire officials say the bear spray was accidentally discharged in one of the rooms by a member of the hotel's housekeeping staff.

Was it the housekeeper's bear spray, or a customer's? Or did the housekeeper mistake the bear spray for Lysol?
 
2021-09-24 7:38:47 PM  
Drop bears?
 
2021-09-24 7:39:12 PM  
 Bears in the ventilation system?  Wasn't that an episode of "Newhart"?

Spoiler:

Larry and the two Darryls saved the day.
 
2021-09-24 7:40:37 PM  
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2021-09-24 7:44:57 PM  
Hmm.  So the article says "bear spray accidentally discharged" and the joke is Subby subs in "Bears".  Got it.  It's not funny, but I got it.
 
2021-09-24 7:53:50 PM  
That is the last time that Steven Colbert will patronize that particular establishment.
 
2021-09-24 8:00:22 PM  
This is why Sam and Dean stayed in crap motels. Individual HVAC units.
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2021-09-24 8:05:48 PM  
What an em bear ass ment
 
2021-09-24 8:08:04 PM  
Wait, real bears in the vents or just guest got a bad batch of meth?
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Fark, you disappoint again.
 
2021-09-24 8:46:49 PM  
I was under the impression only hotels in New Hampshire had live-in bears.

That's what I get for believing the books I read.
 
2021-09-24 8:48:36 PM  
To be fair, it could have been a wild party on Capitol Hill that spilled out into Cal Anderson park...
 
2021-09-24 8:52:46 PM  
Pro tip: if a bear is farking around, let them find out naturally. Don't try to force it, because bears DNGAF.
 
2021-09-24 8:54:59 PM  
Damnit I expected plenum bears
 
2021-09-24 8:56:26 PM  
This is why you hang your beer up high.
 
2021-09-24 9:58:54 PM  
I didn't know bears pray...

Maybe they were from Chicago and beseeching football Jesus for a postseason.
 
2021-09-24 10:10:48 PM  
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2021-09-24 10:26:32 PM  
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2021-09-25 1:03:34 AM  

Unobtanium: Fire officials say the bear spray was accidentally discharged in one of the rooms by a member of the hotel's housekeeping staff.

Was it the housekeeper's bear spray, or a customer's? Or did the housekeeper mistake the bear spray for Lysol?


I'm thinking it was most likely a housekeeper trying to figure out something they didn't understand.
 
2021-09-25 3:53:10 AM  

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