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2021-09-24 11:48:46 AM  
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2021-09-24 11:56:40 AM  
If she's not a person can we take her to the vet and have her euthanized ???
 
2021-09-24 12:01:38 PM  
Person, man, woman, camera, lunatic. She chose poorly.
 
2021-09-24 12:17:18 PM  
when you appeal, they ought to remind you only people can do that.
 
2021-09-24 12:21:27 PM  
Corporations are people; human beings are livestock.
 
2021-09-24 12:21:39 PM  
Aren't we all just meat popsicles, really?

/dnrtft
 
2021-09-24 12:22:26 PM  
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Judge: Wrong Answer....
 
2021-09-24 12:23:25 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Person, man, woman, camera, lunatic. She chose poorly.


I would choose camera, you know for the photographic memory.

/rimshot.
 
2021-09-24 12:24:13 PM  
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2021-09-24 12:24:16 PM  
Quiescently frozen confection?
 
2021-09-24 12:24:35 PM  
I gotta say, The Entirely Predictable Misadventures of Pauline Bauer is my new favorite sitcom.
 
2021-09-24 12:25:00 PM  
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2021-09-24 12:25:21 PM  
If you are not a person you are not subject to rights.
 
2021-09-24 12:25:45 PM  
If you're not a person, you're not entitled to due process which means they can take you out back and shoot you in the head and no one will object.
 
2021-09-24 12:25:50 PM  
She denied her corporate personhood in front of the gold fringe flag?!?! The horror, the horror.
 
2021-09-24 12:26:13 PM  
that must be some good jail house weed she's getting....
 
2021-09-24 12:26:17 PM  
Seriously if Abbie Hoffman or someone actually cool and righteous had tried to pull this, it might be funny and surreal.

These turds are pathetic.
 
2021-09-24 12:26:35 PM  

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Wrong answer, pal.
 
2021-09-24 12:26:49 PM  
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2021-09-24 12:27:35 PM  

Hills-Sachs_Legion: Corporations are people; human beings are livestock.


Soon.

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2021-09-24 12:27:42 PM  
I love that the judge had the Biblical comeback ready to go. It was a worthy attempt, but he underestimated the crazy.
 
2021-09-24 12:28:15 PM  
Non-persons go to Guantanamo, right?
 
2021-09-24 12:29:23 PM  
Another slobberin' citizen.
 
2021-09-24 12:29:28 PM  
Gotta love the sovereign citizens. One of these days, they'll recite the proper incantation, and draw the correct symbols.  Then the law will be powerless to stop them.

In the meantime, however, they do provide us a good laugh when the judge tosses them in the clink.

Cherish these special times.
 
2021-09-24 12:30:48 PM  
"Pauline Bauer. She quotes the Bible, he comes back with "Romans 13 -- Let every person be subject to the governing authorities." Bauer is not moved: "I am not a person"

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2021-09-24 12:30:55 PM  
Extra points- This is a 45** appointed judge.
 
2021-09-24 12:30:58 PM  

Summoner101: Non-persons go to Guantanamo, right?


No, the woodchipper.
 
2021-09-24 12:31:01 PM  
The most entertaining part:

Judge: "Last chance: are you going to follow my orders?"
Bauer: "Judgment day is going to come for all of you who are making money of mankind."
Judge: "I'll take that as a no."
Bauer going back to jail
 
2021-09-24 12:31:40 PM  
Sovereign citizen babble is to legal representation, as Ivermectin is to covid treatment
 
2021-09-24 12:32:04 PM  
So if she is not a person then perhaps an alien, an unlawfully admitted alien who must be held in detention before deportation to the planet of her choice.
 
2021-09-24 12:32:18 PM  
Pretty hard to argue against that logic.

"You're not the boss of me!"
"Yeah hah"
"Nuh uh"
"Am so"
"Are not"

....and so forth.
 
2021-09-24 12:32:23 PM  

danvon: One of these days, they'll recite the proper incantation, and draw the correct symbols.  Then the law will be powerless to stop them.


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2021-09-24 12:32:51 PM  
Not a person?  Not a invite into Heaven.
 
2021-09-24 12:33:25 PM  
Kind of a funny insight into how these people operate, she didn't even flinch because she latched onto the word person.
These people have ruined words, but that is a different complaint altogether.
 
2021-09-24 12:34:11 PM  
 
2021-09-24 12:34:32 PM  

sdd2000: Extra points- This is a 45** appointed judge.


Luckily, some of even those take their damned job seriously.  Or, broken clock.  But I prefer to be optimistic.
 
2021-09-24 12:36:21 PM  
I used to have these discussions with Fatass at the airplane factory.  Eventually, they blurt out something just cause it was their turn.  His standard yap was "I studied the Bible.  That's not what it means!"  Well, Fatass, what does it mean?  "I can't explain it to someone like you" and walks away.  Five minutes later, he's explaining his explanation to the poor cube dweller next to his and I say "Can you explain it to him and I'll just quietly listen?"
 
2021-09-24 12:38:16 PM  
Typical composition fallacy.
 
2021-09-24 12:38:51 PM  
LOL:

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2021-09-24 12:39:43 PM  
the last time i consented to joinder they made me gay abort a married 5g immigrant baby.

so i don't consent to joinder anymore.
 
2021-09-24 12:43:33 PM  
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2021-09-24 12:48:58 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: I used to have these discussions with Fatass at the airplane factory.  Eventually, they blurt out something just cause it was their turn.  His standard yap was "I studied the Bible.  That's not what it means!"  Well, Fatass, what does it mean?  "I can't explain it to someone like you" and walks away.  Five minutes later, he's explaining his explanation to the poor cube dweller next to his and I say "Can you explain it to him and I'll just quietly listen?"


That's the giveaway. That is a person who knows ONE interpretation of things, and doesn't even understand that one well. That is not a person motivated by anything other than the delusion of their own intelligence/interestingness.

Fark, man - I studied the Bible for 16 years, and when it comes to esoteria that rely on understanding a half-dozen other traditional things, I'm more than happy to get into an hourslong discussion of two-millennia-old writings. Sometimes, people even want to hear them (others are like "dude, all I asked was why Jews don't eat chicken cordon bleu").

I even do this on fark, where the reply is most likely to be "lol religin is teh dumz0rz". People who can't be arsed to share anything unless you already agree with their conclusions are poor imitations of discussion partners.

// my best fried is nicknamed Fatass (by me)
// he also went to that much religious schooling, but would probably not want to sit in a discussion of it - unless it was to tell Christfriend McGetsitwrong how he was mistranslating/misinterpreting whatever attack verse is en vogue today
 
2021-09-24 12:48:59 PM  

danvon: Gotta love the sovereign citizens. One of these days, they'll recite the proper incantation, and draw the correct symbols.  Then the law will be powerless to stop them.

In the meantime, however, they do provide us a good laugh when the judge tosses them in the clink.

Cherish these special times.


That's what mystifies me.

Okay, so we're all subject to only the Swedish translation of the second draft of the Magna Carta and all laws written since are invalid. And only you know that. None of the police or judges or lawyers in the country know it.

Now what?

You have to convince every participant in the nation's legal system that his or her entire life and livelihood has been a lie, therefore you get to "travel" in a "conveyance" with a handwritten license plate without having to stop for blue lights. Otherwise the consequences for doing so will be functionally identical to what they would be in a universe where you're the nutjob and we do in fact have a modern legal system.
 
2021-09-24 12:49:19 PM  
Maybe she was cursed by a witch?
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2021-09-24 12:52:41 PM  

Circusdog320: If she's not a person can we take her to the vet and have her euthanized ???


At least have her dewormed.
 
2021-09-24 12:53:36 PM  
The only reason some folks exist is to prevent their bones from falling on the floor.
 
2021-09-24 12:53:43 PM  
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2021-09-24 12:56:27 PM  

gilgigamesh: I love that the judge had the Biblical comeback ready to go. It was a worthy attempt, but he underestimated the crazy.


He made the mistake of thinking that she had any actual principles or ideology other than herself.

She'll say whatever is necessary in the moment to appeal to her own needs.
 
2021-09-24 12:56:40 PM  
If you are not a person then why do you have a multipass?
 
2021-09-24 12:57:10 PM  
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