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(Fox 8 Cleveland)   A real fright. Employee stabs child going through Haunted House   (fox8.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Cuyahoga County, Ohio, Bowie knife, 11-year-old boy, haunted house, Crime, The Police, Knife, Berea, Ohio  
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2021-09-24 3:46:22 PM  
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My dad took me to the Scream Fest Haunted House and it was awesome! I only see my dad two weekends a month so it was cool to hang out with him and his friend Tina. The haunted house  was scary! One of the monster guys stabbed a kid in the foot! Awesome! Tina smelled like peaches and mouthwash alot and wore a tight shirt. Dad touched her butt alot! She said daddy's in trouble when we get home. Hilarious! Then she bit him on the ear! Haunted houses make people go crazy. Dad gave me $5 and told me to go find something to eat and he and Tina went to the car. I got kettle corn! A few minutes later Dad and Tina came back and it looked like they had been wrestling! Ha, what fun. Dad said let's roll, kid, pipes are clean, need a cold one. A guy in a black car pulled up and yelled Tina get the fudge in here! Except he didn't say fudge! Funny! Tina left with that guy and dad said next weekend? Tina said your dime. Ha, they are funny. That guy must have been her brother or something. On the way home  asked dad if Tina might be my new mom one day. Dad said hell no. Hilarious!
 
2021-09-24 6:43:37 PM  
The knife went through the child's Croc-style shoe and cut his toe. Staff and officers treated his injury. He put his shoe back on and insisted on finishing the haunted house.

Police said the actor admitted using the knife was a bad idea. He said he didn't intend to hurt anyone.

Officers confiscated the knife and the boy's mother requested no criminal charges.


So this guy is as lucky as he is stupid.
 
2021-09-24 6:43:50 PM  
Dumbass brings real knife to fake fright.
 
2021-09-24 6:44:59 PM  
To be fair, the kid was wearing Croc-style shoes.
 
2021-09-24 6:45:22 PM  
To be fair: the employee did go that extra mile for the business. Exercised a lot of initiative bringing his own Bowie knife from home.

I wonder how many tattoos he has.
 
2021-09-24 6:45:53 PM  
This is why I always light myself on fire.

Wait, what was the topic again? DNRTFA
 
2021-09-24 6:46:51 PM  

Snort: Dumbass brings real knife to fake fright.


username fits
 
2021-09-24 6:47:45 PM  

Snort: Dumbass brings real knife to fake fright.


He won the fight, didn't he?
 
2021-09-24 6:49:12 PM  
The haunted house can now advertise "Will you survive? Will you need medical attention? Not everyone has made it through... unscathed...."
 
2021-09-24 6:52:25 PM  
It's TOE THE LINE not LINE ACROSS THE TOE! Sheesh!
 
2021-09-24 6:54:50 PM  
All I'm hearing is that kid got his moneys worth for that ticket.
 
2021-09-24 6:58:03 PM  
Way back when I was younger, went on a Haunted Hayride with a girlfriend, both of us in costume, I was dressed as Ghost Rider. Part of the ride had a guy run out of the woods with a chainsaw and swung it at us, while I was looking at the decorations on the other side. So all I knew was I just heard a chainsaw and something hit me on my upper arm, right between me and my gf.

I spun around and knocked the dude out cold. Of course the chainsaw had no chain on it, but still. . .
 
2021-09-24 6:59:42 PM  
Anyone who knowingly allowed a real knife to be used is responsible for this. farking amateurs.
 
2021-09-24 7:00:53 PM  
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2021-09-24 7:04:15 PM  
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"He knew what he signed up for."
 
Ant
2021-09-24 7:04:32 PM  
Maybe don't use a real knife, you farking moron.
 
2021-09-24 7:05:44 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Anyone who knowingly allowed a real knife to be used is responsible for this. farking amateurs.


Bet the attendance booms.
 
2021-09-24 7:08:10 PM  
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2021-09-24 7:27:44 PM  
Reason #365076 I don't go to "haunted houses" or ride carnival rides anymore.

/ too many spawn of mouthbreathers out there
// you know the ones I'm talking about
 
2021-09-24 7:30:51 PM  
Sometimes I don't make it out of my escape room and I die of radiation poisoning.  Sometimes all of the people after me do, too.  I should be more careful about what I bring in.
 
2021-09-24 7:31:52 PM  

Ant: Maybe don't use a real knife, you farking moron.


I see you've played real-knifey/fake-knifey before!
 
2021-09-24 7:32:06 PM  
A haunted house in farking september? It practically still summer.
 
2021-09-24 7:33:55 PM  
Did he start stabbing people because it is nowhere near Halloween?  Because I would.
 
2021-09-24 7:36:35 PM  

Boojum2k: Way back when I was younger, went on a Haunted Hayride with a girlfriend, both of us in costume, I was dressed as Ghost Rider. Part of the ride had a guy run out of the woods with a chainsaw and swung it at us, while I was looking at the decorations on the other side. So all I knew was I just heard a chainsaw and something hit me on my upper arm, right between me and my gf.

I spun around and knocked the dude out cold. Of course the chainsaw had no chain on it, but still. . .


And then the ninjas came and you karate chopped them all and then your girlfriend totally made out with you and mom made hot pockets.
 
2021-09-24 7:50:51 PM  
Japan stops making fake knives and you see what happens?
 
2021-09-24 8:25:26 PM  
An amazing amount of reasonableness here from the kid and his mother.

He doesn't freak out, wants to finish the damn haunted house. Figures he got hurt once, what are the odds of getting hurt twice in the same haunted house? Close to zero.

Mom understands what happened, and says, "no harm no foul" or at least "not too much harm, no foul" and lets it slide instead of shutting down the haunted house.
 
2021-09-24 8:39:47 PM  

Christian Bale: An amazing amount of reasonableness here from the kid and his mother.

He doesn't freak out, wants to finish the damn haunted house. Figures he got hurt once, what are the odds of getting hurt twice in the same haunted house? Close to zero.

Mom understands what happened, and says, "no harm no foul" or at least "not too much harm, no foul" and lets it slide instead of shutting down the haunted house.


Mom of the stabbed is probably friends with the stabber's mom.  Too bad we are surprised when people are reasonable
 
2021-09-24 8:53:54 PM  
If it was one of those annoying little shiats that go around pointing out scarers trying to ruin it for others.
 
2021-09-24 8:55:24 PM  
The mother requested no criminal charges. The police should have used their discretion and ignored her.
 
2021-09-24 9:45:29 PM  
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The right tool for the right job.
 
2021-09-24 10:18:56 PM  

Riche: To be fair: the employee did go that extra mile for the business. Exercised a lot of initiative bringing his own Bowie knife from home.

I wonder how many tattoos he has.


The real question is how many snakes does he own?
 
2021-09-24 10:52:29 PM  
I've been to a haunted house with real chainsaws. they weren't dumbasses though. no chains, solid fence between chainsaw guy and guests
 
2021-09-24 11:34:54 PM  

morg: [i.pinimg.com image 474x316]
The right tool for the right job.


Please tell me those are called "Crock Blockers"
 
2021-09-25 7:54:26 AM  

leeksfromchichis: I've been to a haunted house with real chainsaws. they weren't dumbasses though. no chains, solid fence between chainsaw guy and guests


A kid at my high school almost lost an eye and ended up with a wicked scar through one eyebrow with that setup minus the fence.
 
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