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2021-09-24 12:05:05 PM  
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2021-09-24 11:56:38 AM  
14 votes:
When I did that, it was upstream both ways.
 
2021-09-24 12:10:39 PM  
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That's obviously fake.

It's only uphill in one direction.
 
2021-09-24 12:22:10 PM  
7 votes:

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Summer school, maybe.

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2021-09-24 11:27:58 AM  
5 votes:
What's he going to do when if freezes!!!  Next thing he'll be using snowmobiles.
 
2021-09-24 11:57:19 AM  
4 votes:
The new school bus is weird, and the driver really smells like they haven't showered since 1982.

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2021-09-24 11:52:52 AM  
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Merltech: What's he going to do when if freezes!!!  Next thing he'll be using snowmobiles.


Tell me you didn't read the article without telling me you didn't read the article
 
2021-09-24 12:27:14 PM  
3 votes:
One of the professors at Carleton University, Ottawa, used to kayak to work. Other people skate when the canal freezes over in Winter. I imagine somebody is still doing this, although the professor may have retire within the last few years, or perhaps died of Covid-19.

I would be much more impressed by the mode of transportation if it were more original and less banal.

Perhaps riding his grandmother like a mule.

No need to put the spurs to the Old Lady unless you want her to jog faster. Happens in Asia all the time, I hear from the mysterious people who keep telling Donald Trump how brilliant he is. I suspect most of these have to be told this by Donald Trump before they know what to say and when.
 
2021-09-24 10:59:22 AM  
2 votes:
He should drag a Panther Martin behind him while paddling to school.
 
2021-09-24 12:08:43 PM  
2 votes:
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2021-09-24 12:37:52 PM  
2 votes:

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Summer school, maybe.

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2021-09-24 12:18:57 PM  
1 vote:

ZMugg: akya: [preview.redd.it image 804x960]

That's obviously fake.

It's only uphill in one direction.


I'm not seeing a school at the top. Surely they must descend somewhere after it, which means they need to go up again on the way back.
 
2021-09-24 12:19:07 PM  
1 vote:
"I was nervous when I started to go out a little more, and I realized how vast it was, and how far away I was from land," he says.

Kids these days and their vocabulary words.
 
2021-09-24 12:31:08 PM  
1 vote:
Saved up those Pepsi points and got himself a Harrier.
 
2021-09-24 12:39:38 PM  
1 vote:
Where does he store the kayak and gear when he gets to school?  He can't just leave that by the bike rack as the likelihood of it being stolen is high.
 
2021-09-24 12:44:44 PM  
1 vote:

Daedalus27: Where does he store the kayak and gear when he gets to school?  He can't just leave that by the bike rack as the likelihood of it being stolen is high.


CSB:I grew up in a small town.  I rode my bike to school every day and never locked it.

One day my bike was missing.  It was fine, it's replaceable, and if not, whatever.

I walked home, and didn't tell my parents.

The next day my bike was at the rack and a kid told me "Hey, I was the one who took your bike.  See, I noticed you never lock your bike, and I was trying to teach you a lesson."

I said "The only lesson I've learned is that you're a thief."

I continued not locking my bike.  My bike was never taken again.
 
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