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2021-09-24 11:53:39 AM  
As a cynical and sarcastic Farker who is a veteran of a timeout or two, I'm actually surprised this got greened.
 
2021-09-24 12:20:49 PM  
Why do we need to know this? Is there really no bigger news out there?
 
2021-09-24 12:37:56 PM  
I don't think I want to internet anymore.
 
2021-09-24 12:39:30 PM  
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2021-09-24 12:39:42 PM  
Ok cool now puff a cigarette with it while singing Nat King Cole
 
2021-09-24 12:41:45 PM  
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2021-09-24 12:42:00 PM  
Step 2: Plastic Eyeball...

//Spray-paint the vegetables
 
2021-09-24 12:43:11 PM  
If she blinks does it blow a raspberry?
 
2021-09-24 12:44:18 PM  
Wonder what other skills she has with that new orifice, casually asks a friend.
 
2021-09-24 12:48:37 PM  
If I pinch my nose and blow air up there, I can make air come up from under my eyes.
 
2021-09-24 12:48:44 PM  
Gross.


/though there's a particular meme I expect to see.
 
2021-09-24 12:50:06 PM  

maxandgrinch: Wonder what other skills she has with that new orifice, casually asks a friend.


Thanks for stepping up for me, bud.

...AND?? WE'RE WAITING!
 
2021-09-24 12:50:22 PM  

maxandgrinch: Wonder what other skills she has with that new orifice, casually asks a friend.


Double face penetration?
What, we were all thinking it!
 
2021-09-24 12:51:35 PM  
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2021-09-24 12:52:13 PM  
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2021-09-24 12:52:51 PM  
Fun mom!
 
2021-09-24 1:02:28 PM  
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2021-09-24 1:10:47 PM  
They oughta put her on Britain's Got Talent
 
2021-09-24 1:12:03 PM  
Surprised that post in the Phil Hartman thread isn't here.

/ Vickie
 
2021-09-24 1:19:06 PM  

maxandgrinch: Wonder what other skills she has with that new orifice, casually asks a friend.


Already working on it:

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2021-09-24 1:24:17 PM  

edmo: As a cynical and sarcastic Farker who is a veteran of a timeout or two, I'm actually surprised this got greened.


It's kinda gross, but it's not like she bragging about letting guys skull fu*k her.
 
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2021-09-24 1:29:51 PM  
Which is worse? That article or these comments above? You all owe me a lunch.
 
2021-09-24 1:31:55 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: edmo: As a cynical and sarcastic Farker who is a veteran of a timeout or two, I'm actually surprised this got greened.

It's kinda gross, but it's not like she bragging about letting guys skull fu*k her.


I thought a blowie was implied.
 
2021-09-24 1:32:20 PM  
I think it's inspiring.

Wacky sense of humour in terrible circumstances.
 
2021-09-24 1:43:53 PM  
There are certain things I could go my entire life without knowing.

This is one of them.
 
2021-09-24 2:24:24 PM  

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Haha yes
 
2021-09-24 3:38:23 PM  
Rather ironic that now I'M the one who needs to unsee.

/Dutch National Anthem.
 
2021-09-24 5:06:52 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: edmo: As a cynical and sarcastic Farker who is a veteran of a timeout or two, I'm actually surprised this got greened.

It's kinda gross, but it's not like she bragging about letting guys skull fu*k her.

I thought a blowie was implied.


I hear she has a very special male friend.  Every time they finish a date and he's leaving, she says, "Bye.  I'll keep my eye out for you".
 
2021-09-24 6:04:11 PM  

maxandgrinch: Wonder what other skills she has with that new orifice, casually asks a friend.


Came here for exactly this kind of reference.
Congrats you twisted f*ck!
 
2021-09-24 7:59:15 PM  

maxandgrinch: Wonder what other skills she has with that new orifice, casually asks a friend.


Reminds me of this old joke.
The punch line was

I'LL KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR YOU, SUGAR.
 
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