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(Daily Express)   Piers Morgan advocates driving over and killing climate change protesters on roadways (possible nsfw content on page)   (express.co.uk) divider line
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2021-09-24 9:01:07 AM  
I look forward to treating Piers Morgan according to the Golden Rule next time I spot home while driving.
 
2021-09-24 9:31:20 AM  
That was basically the entire point of that Florida "riot" bill.
 
2021-09-24 10:03:49 AM  
You go first, Piers.
 
2021-09-24 10:04:13 AM  
Piers Morgan advocates ..

and i lost interest.

his opinions are right up there in importance, to me, as Mamaroneck (for the record I typed MamaJune), any Kartrashian, or the homeless* guy i saw pissing in his pants as he walked down the street.

*homeless is an assumption on my part
 
2021-09-24 10:04:54 AM  
In my state an attempt to harm or maim via vehicular homicide allows me to "stand my ground". By all means... test it out and see how it works for you.
 
2021-09-24 10:05:53 AM  
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2021-09-24 10:08:13 AM  
I'm sure all the people who tell off liberals for not being sad at anti-vaxxers' deaths from covid will be along shortly to equally chastise this asshole.

Annnnny minute now..
 
2021-09-24 10:09:10 AM  
Jeremy Clarkson didn't hit Piers hard enough.
 
2021-09-24 10:09:57 AM  
Professional troll says something controversial.
 
2021-09-24 10:12:33 AM  
So can I drive over polluters like Captain Planet taught me
 
2021-09-24 10:14:00 AM  
how did this get greened?  it isn't about tucker carlson.   oh wait, he's the British tucker carlson, isn't he?
 
2021-09-24 10:15:29 AM  
I'd like to taunt Morgan into a fight and then kick the living sh*t out of him.  It'd be like fighting racist dough, but so satisfying.
 
2021-09-24 10:15:30 AM  
In all fairness, I advocate driving over and Piers Morgans on roadways all the time.
 
2021-09-24 10:15:54 AM  
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2021-09-24 10:16:58 AM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: how did this get greened?  it isn't about tucker carlson.   oh wait, he's the British tucker carlson, isn't he?


He's one of those "I'm not racist, I hate everybody" guys. Yes, he's racist, but just not as out loud and proud.
 
2021-09-24 10:17:38 AM  
It sounds like Piers has been on too many Fark cycle threads, and took the advice of car-driving Farkers to heart.
 
2021-09-24 10:17:47 AM  
If the British Talent Show Invasion has taught us one thing, it's that it's that Gordon Ramsey is a nice guy who sometimes plays an asshole version of himself and that Piers Morgan is just an asshole.
 
2021-09-24 10:17:48 AM  
"Holy sh*t, did we just hit a protestor?"
"No, just Piers Morgan."
"Oh. No worries, then."
 
2021-09-24 10:17:55 AM  
They add points to your license if you run over him and then back up and do it again.

A really good one gets awarded two ear and the tail.
 
2021-09-24 10:18:06 AM  
Conservatives really believe they won't get wrecked if they keep this shiat up.
 
2021-09-24 10:19:02 AM  

The Envoy: I'd like to taunt Morgan into a fight and then kick the living sh*t out of him.  It'd be like fighting racist dough, but so satisfying.


Don't taunt him.  Just proclaim that his race fought America and that you are justified in beating him down for being a lesser species.  (1) He can't refute your reasoning, and (2) He'll stand there trying to process the fact he's not being kowtowed to, so the beatdown will be easier.

/I mean, there were government officials in the Belgian Congo who were less assholish than this choad.
 
2021-09-24 10:19:43 AM  
Well, he has a point....overpopulation is the number one driver of climate change.  I say we drive over Piers first.  See how that works out first.
 
2021-09-24 10:20:45 AM  

a_room_with_a_moose: Jeremy Clarkson didn't hit Piers hard enough.


But he may actually agree with morgan on this one... But in other news, Arsenal suck this season so how about that, morgan, you fat turd.
 
2021-09-24 10:20:51 AM  

a_room_with_a_moose: Jeremy Clarkson didn't hit Piers hard enough.


Should have used a car
 
2021-09-24 10:21:26 AM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: how did this get greened?  it isn't about tucker carlson.   oh wait, he's the British tucker carlson, isn't he?


I'm not sure which one received the bigger insult.
 
2021-09-24 10:21:40 AM  
He's going to fit in perfectly at Fox News.
 
2021-09-24 10:27:27 AM  

Weird Hal: Conservatives really believe they won't get wrecked if they keep this shiat up.


That might be true, but the worst part is that the media loves this kind of thing and they end up getting so much coverage that people believe that their voice is an equal counter-argument to left-wingers. And it gets worse because the Democratic leadership are so milquetoast that people aren't inspired to vote for them and right-wingers end up winning. Then, of course, they rewrite the rules to keep themselves in power without any kind of mandate from the people.
 
2021-09-24 10:27:44 AM  

phalamir: The Envoy: I'd like to taunt Morgan into a fight and then kick the living sh*t out of him.  It'd be like fighting racist dough, but so satisfying.

Don't taunt him.  Just proclaim that his race fought America and that you are justified in beating him down for being a lesser species.  (1) He can't refute your reasoning, and (2) He'll stand there trying to process the fact he's not being kowtowed to, so the beatdown will be easier.

/I mean, there were government officials in the Belgian Congo who were less assholish than this choad.


I'm...not sure I get that first bit, but I'm English.  I am so deeply embarrassed that that scummy, chinless moron also thinks he's an Englishman.  He's just a trolly f*ck who deserves a proper beating in the street and I would love to deliver it.  I loathe him.
 
2021-09-24 10:28:07 AM  

ChrisDe: Thank You Black Jesus!: how did this get greened?  it isn't about tucker carlson.   oh wait, he's the British tucker carlson, isn't he?

I'm not sure which one received the bigger insult.


Turds of a feather stick together.
 
2021-09-24 10:34:40 AM  

nmrsnr: That was basically the entire point of that Florida "riot" bill.


The right thinks it's fine to run over BLM and climate change protestors.
But once someone runs over a vax/mask   protestor or Trump supporter the right will lose their shiat.
 
2021-09-24 10:50:24 AM  

Weird Hal: Conservatives really believe they won't get wrecked if they keep this shiat up.


Have liberals given them some reason to think otherwise?
 
2021-09-24 10:55:07 AM  

Mambo Bananapatch: Weird Hal: Conservatives really believe they won't get wrecked if they keep this shiat up.

Have liberals given them some reason to think otherwise?


Not yet.  Time's nigh.
 
2021-09-24 11:02:02 AM  
Piers Morgan is a Fux News douche with a poncy accent.
 
2021-09-24 11:02:11 AM  
There was a time that I thought Piers Morgan was an intelligent, well spoke, if controversial commentator.  I thought he had things of value to say.

But that was a LONG time ago.  He has, in the time since, shown himself to be just a complete farking jerkoff.

Him and Bill Maher should get together.  Because I see him exactly the same way.
 
2021-09-24 11:02:37 AM  

foo monkey: If the British Talent Show Invasion has taught us one thing, it's that it's that Gordon Ramsey is a nice guy who sometimes plays an asshole version of himself and that Piers Morgan is just an asshole.


Gordon is a tough boss, but his "a$$hole" behavior is more because he doesn't like his team weighed down by the lazy. He follows the rules of a great manager (non-college educated)

1) Explain what task you want done
2) Explain how you want the task done
3) Demonstrate how you want the task done
4) Watch them do the task
4a) Correct any errors / deficiencies you see
5) Let them run with it
6) Call them out if they fark up repeatedly
7) Go back to steps 2 and 3 just in case
8) Praise them if they fix the issue(s) - End
8a) Fire them if they keep farking it up. - End

The rest of it is TV crap to create false drama.

Gordon Ramsay Has Onion Cutting Competition In Prison
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In the British (or British versions) shows he's generally not so much of an a$$hole. I think that's an American thing where we expect the boss to be an a$$hole.
 
2021-09-24 11:14:35 AM  

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2021-09-24 11:25:16 AM  
And yet if i go on twitter and say someone should run piers morgan over with their car i get a ban for violent speech...
 
2021-09-24 11:37:03 AM  
Gotta stay relevant, no matter what.
 
2021-09-24 11:38:32 AM  

Somacandra: I look forward to treating Piers Morgan according to the Golden Rule next time I spot home while driving.


That's the silver rule, nearly as good. The bronze rule is "do unto others before they do unto you."
 
2021-09-24 11:46:24 AM  
Inconvenience justifies murder.

Totally legitimate.

/stop dehumanizing people who want their civil rights and the environment protected.
 
2021-09-24 11:51:33 AM  

Weird Hal: Mambo Bananapatch: Weird Hal: Conservatives really believe they won't get wrecked if they keep this shiat up.

Have liberals given them some reason to think otherwise?

Not yet.  Time's nigh.


If the time is still nigh after all that's happened in the last five years then you'll excuse me if I laugh at the notion of the American left rising up.
 
2021-09-24 11:53:45 AM  

inglixthemad: foo monkey: If the British Talent Show Invasion has taught us one thing, it's that it's that Gordon Ramsey is a nice guy who sometimes plays an asshole version of himself and that Piers Morgan is just an asshole.

Gordon is a tough boss, but his "a$$hole" behavior is more because he doesn't like his team weighed down by the lazy. He follows the rules of a great manager (non-college educated)

1) Explain what task you want done
2) Explain how you want the task done
3) Demonstrate how you want the task done
4) Watch them do the task
4a) Correct any errors / deficiencies you see
5) Let them run with it
6) Call them out if they fark up repeatedly
7) Go back to steps 2 and 3 just in case
8) Praise them if they fix the issue(s) - End
8a) Fire them if they keep farking it up. - End

The rest of it is TV crap to create false drama.

[YouTube video: Gordon Ramsay Has Onion Cutting Competition In Prison]

In the British (or British versions) shows he's generally not so much of an a$$hole. I think that's an American thing where we expect the boss to be an a$$hole.


Yes, he was definitely told to amp up the "asshole boss" persona for the US version of the show. He was tough in the UK shows too, but it was on occasions when it was well deserved.
 
2021-09-24 11:55:16 AM  

Mambo Bananapatch: Weird Hal: Mambo Bananapatch: Weird Hal: Conservatives really believe they won't get wrecked if they keep this shiat up.

Have liberals given them some reason to think otherwise?

Not yet.  Time's nigh.

If the time is still nigh after all that's happened in the last five years then you'll excuse me if I laugh at the notion of the American left rising up.


Don't get me wrong, I hope you finally do. I just don't think you will until it's too late, if then.
 
2021-09-24 12:16:18 PM  
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2021-09-24 12:29:22 PM  

foo monkey: If the British Talent Show Invasion has taught us one thing, it's that it's that Gordon Ramsey is a nice guy who sometimes plays an asshole version of himself and that Piers Morgan is just an asshole.


I like Gordon Ramsey and I'll totes approve him kicking Piers in the nuts.
 
2021-09-24 12:33:53 PM  

TwilightZone: Well, he has a point....overpopulation is the number one driver of climate change.  I say we drive over Piers first.  See how that works out first.


The amount of methane coming out of this asshole will decrease and cows will no longer be blamed for climate change. I have no proof of this but it's worth a try.
 
2021-09-24 1:25:06 PM  

ukexpat: Yes, he was definitely told to amp up the "asshole boss" persona for the US version of the show. He was tough in the UK shows too, but it was on occasions when it was well deserved.


One of my favorites is a guy (Tim) who just seems to be coasting even though he's a "head chef" pulling in a good salary. He buys in a lot of shiat, microwaves stuff, so Gordon takes him the piss out of him for being lazy, but then takes him to the market and shows him the ropes. Gordon challenges him and he does it fairly well, it's cheaper, the reviews from the customers are very high for the guy's creation, but it is a LOT of work. He pretends he's going to keep it up.

A short time later Gordon heads back and finds out the guy was just a lazy f**ker who didn't want to work, so he went to another place and started using a microwave again.
 
2021-09-24 4:41:54 PM  
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2021-09-24 4:47:36 PM  
Cthulhucalling heartily endorses running over Piers Morgan.
 
2021-09-24 5:33:11 PM  

ukexpat: inglixthemad: foo monkey: If the British Talent Show Invasion has taught us one thing, it's that it's that Gordon Ramsey is a nice guy who sometimes plays an asshole version of himself and that Piers Morgan is just an asshole.

Gordon is a tough boss, but his "a$$hole" behavior is more because he doesn't like his team weighed down by the lazy. He follows the rules of a great manager (non-college educated)


Yes, he was definitely told to amp up the "asshole boss" persona for the US version of the show. He was tough in the UK shows too, but it was on occasions when it was well deserved.


On Hell's Kitchen, he's an asshole.  On Kitchen Nightmares, you see he genuinely wants the businesses to succeed and sometimes he has to be an asshole about it.  On Uncharted, he's a pretentious Brit who genuinely cares about food and cooking, but he's still a pretentious Brit.  On Master Chef Kids, he's a damned teddy bear.
 
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