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2021-09-24 2:44:08 AM  
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2021-09-24 3:41:36 AM  
Maybe this time will be the charm that gives Trump the brain aneurysm we need to be rid of him once and for all.
 
2021-09-24 3:42:59 AM  
Can't wait for the next goal post!
 
2021-09-24 3:43:04 AM  
He won it the first time.
 
2021-09-24 3:43:55 AM  
It's almost like the point of this wasn't to find fraud, but to reduce faith in our elections so they can justify voter suppression tactics.
 
2021-09-24 3:44:04 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Maybe this time will be the charm that gives Trump the brain aneurysm we need to be rid of him once and for all.


Hey, aneurysms are useless until they break.
 
2021-09-24 3:44:16 AM  
lol
 
2021-09-24 3:45:14 AM  
I admit it, I'm amazed and I was wrong.

I was 100% sure the GQP Fraudit would come out guns blazing claiming the Traitor somehow "won" Arizona.

So now: why? The grift is not profitable enough? They're trying to get out from the albatross of the Traitor's big loss that he keeps being a salty-ass biatch about?
 
2021-09-24 3:46:11 AM  

erik-k: I admit it, I'm amazed and I was wrong.

I was 100% sure the GQP Fraudit would come out guns blazing claiming the Traitor somehow "won" Arizona.

So now: why? The grift is not profitable enough? They're trying to get out from the albatross of the Traitor's big loss that he keeps being a salty-ass biatch about?


DeSantis has too good a shot.
 
2021-09-24 3:46:29 AM  
The more interesting question, not addressed, is whether he wins by more, or significantly less. There has always been the idea that election fraud is very rare.  If the number is minus a few for Biden, then it is.  If the number is a few thousand minus for Biden, then the question will be why is that the case, and what happened to the votes.  Will be interesting to see.
 
2021-09-24 3:46:54 AM  

erik-k: I admit it, I'm amazed and I was wrong.

I was 100% sure the GQP Fraudit would come out guns blazing claiming the Traitor somehow "won" Arizona.

So now: why? The grift is not profitable enough? They're trying to get out from the albatross of the Traitor's big loss that he keeps being a salty-ass biatch about?


I think they finally realized that they could honestly go to jail.
 
2021-09-24 3:47:04 AM  
Under Arizona law this means that Kyrsten Sinema has to give her seat up
 
2021-09-24 3:48:10 AM  
Next time, if they want a recount, let Trump pay for it.
 
2021-09-24 3:49:08 AM  
The deep state must have gotten to them.
 
2021-09-24 3:50:23 AM  

alex10294: The more interesting question, not addressed, is whether he wins by more, or significantly less. There has always been the idea that election fraud is very rare.  If the number is minus a few for Biden, then it is.  If the number is a few thousand minus for Biden, then the question will be why is that the case, and what happened to the votes.  Will be interesting to see.


From CNN:

The draft report shows that the hand recount found that President Joe Biden received 99 more votes than Maricopa County had reported after November's election, while former President Donald Trump received 261 fewer votes than the county reported.
 
2021-09-24 3:51:06 AM  
They're not done yet!  I can't wait for them to expose all the Republican voting fraud in Alabama and Texas.
 
2021-09-24 3:52:01 AM  

Theeng: It's almost like the point of this wasn't to find fraud, but to reduce faith in our elections so they can justify voter suppression tactics.


Right.  Almost.
 
2021-09-24 3:52:12 AM  

alex10294: The more interesting question, not addressed, is whether he wins by more, or significantly less. There has always been the idea that election fraud is very rare.  If the number is minus a few for Biden, then it is.  If the number is a few thousand minus for Biden, then the question will be why is that the case, and what happened to the votes.  Will be interesting to see.



They didn't go into specifics, but it was addressed in the 3rd paragraph:

The draft of the forensic audit's hand count totals of paper ballots was not substantially different than Maricopa County's official numbers.
 
2021-09-24 3:57:13 AM  
"I hope those holding on to their anger for the past ten months will see the truth and put their energy into supporting the democratic process instead of trying to tear it down."

Yeah, and I hope for a big lottery win, a mint Ferrari Daytona, that Helena Bonham Carter would sit on my face and wiggle, and that Donald Trump would disappear forever.  I think we got about an equal chance.
 
2021-09-24 3:59:18 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Maybe this time will be the charm that gives Trump the brain aneurysm we need to be rid of him once and for all.


Or the My Pillow guy.  This seems like the sort of thing that could push him over the edge right into a heart attack or stroke.
 
2021-09-24 3:59:18 AM  

erik-k: So now: why


Because the Arizona GOP and Senate blackmailed Maricopa County to pay for the destroyed machines. Within a few days of that announcement suddenly the launderers are going away for no raisin.
 
2021-09-24 3:59:55 AM  

Valter: He won it the first time.


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2021-09-24 4:01:47 AM  

erik-k: I admit it, I'm amazed and I was wrong.

I was 100% sure the GQP Fraudit would come out guns blazing claiming the Traitor somehow "won" Arizona.

So now: why? The grift is not profitable enough? They're trying to get out from the albatross of the Traitor's big loss that he keeps being a salty-ass biatch about?


I dunno, those people seem awfully untrustworthy.  If they are saying that Biden won maybe he actually didn't!
 
2021-09-24 4:02:50 AM  

Neondistraction: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Maybe this time will be the charm that gives Trump the brain aneurysm we need to be rid of him once and for all.

Or the My Pillow guy.  This seems like the sort of thing that could push him over the edge right into a heart attack or stroke.


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2021-09-24 4:03:58 AM  

erik-k: I admit it, I'm amazed and I was wrong.

I was 100% sure the GQP Fraudit would come out guns blazing claiming the Traitor somehow "won" Arizona.

So now: why? The grift is not profitable enough? They're trying to get out from the albatross of the Traitor's big loss that he keeps being a salty-ass biatch about?


The people who championed the "audit" were full of it. But if the peons in the trenches took the job seriously, the people who commissioned it will be stuck reporting their actual findings.
 
2021-09-24 4:04:30 AM  

ToughActinProlactin: erik-k: I admit it, I'm amazed and I was wrong.

I was 100% sure the GQP Fraudit would come out guns blazing claiming the Traitor somehow "won" Arizona.

So now: why? The grift is not profitable enough? They're trying to get out from the albatross of the Traitor's big loss that he keeps being a salty-ass biatch about?

DeSantis has too good a shot.


Way too many people have had it with antivax shiatheads. Red states are now entering outright triage, and it isn't even officially fall yet.

Absent Covid, Papa Deathsantis might have *shudder* had a shot. Especially given how the filth in the media enabled the likes of Trump for attention, they would absolutely murder America by doing it again.
 
2021-09-24 4:06:06 AM  
This is all a distraction so that JFK Jr. can arrest Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, George Soros, the 1983 Miami Dolphins and the guy who played R2-D2 for running a cheese pizza empire

#WWG1WGALOLWTFBBQ
 
2021-09-24 4:07:01 AM  
I came here to make a joke about submarine sandwiches (or hogies, for some of you) but I got less than two sentences into the article -- this shouldn't have even been written.

There was a time when ABC was just fine -- they were the underdogs, but they were cool like CBS & NBC -- we all had a shared set of facts to get-off on, but now we cant even do that.

This is, literally, not news.

So lets talk about sandwiches -- wtf is a hogie? I always feel like a hobo when I say it, but I know it's not true -- can a man be pro-hogies and not be a hobo?
 
2021-09-24 4:11:41 AM  

erik-k: ToughActinProlactin: erik-k: I admit it, I'm amazed and I was wrong.

I was 100% sure the GQP Fraudit would come out guns blazing claiming the Traitor somehow "won" Arizona.

So now: why? The grift is not profitable enough? They're trying to get out from the albatross of the Traitor's big loss that he keeps being a salty-ass biatch about?

DeSantis has too good a shot.

Way too many people have had it with antivax shiatheads. Red states are now entering outright triage, and it isn't even officially fall yet.

Absent Covid, Papa Deathsantis might have *shudder* had a shot. Especially given how the filth in the media enabled the likes of Trump for attention, they would absolutely murder America by doing it again.


Okay, maybe true but people still vote along party lines and I'll guarantee you everyone here in Florida will vote for that assbasket.
 
2021-09-24 4:12:17 AM  

Theeng: It's almost like the point of this wasn't to find fraud, but to reduce faith in our elections so they can justify voter suppression tactics.


This needs to be repeated every few posts. The people that demanded this recount knew it was a lie but also knew they would erode faith with elections in general.
 
2021-09-24 4:13:37 AM  

Tax Boy: alex10294: The more interesting question, not addressed, is whether he wins by more, or significantly less. There has always been the idea that election fraud is very rare.  If the number is minus a few for Biden, then it is.  If the number is a few thousand minus for Biden, then the question will be why is that the case, and what happened to the votes.  Will be interesting to see.

From CNN:

The draft report shows that the hand recount found that President Joe Biden received 99 more votes than Maricopa County had reported after November's election, while former President Donald Trump received 261 fewer votes than the county reported.


Just to put this in perspective, this is, at most, 362 votes counted differently out of over 2 million votes cast in Maricopa County. That is tiny.
 
2021-09-24 4:20:23 AM  
I love how an Arizona TV station is forced to call it "a forensic audit of the 2020 Maricopa County presidential election" when it was no such thing.
 
2021-09-24 4:20:44 AM  

jtown: They're not done yet!  I can't wait for them to expose all the Republican voting fraud in Alabama and Texas.


They're just trying to keep injecting chaos to get their voter suppression bills passed.
 
2021-09-24 4:20:54 AM  

Quick and Dirty: I came here to make a joke about submarine sandwiches (or hogies, for some of you) but I got less than two sentences into the article -- this shouldn't have even been written.

There was a time when ABC was just fine -- they were the underdogs, but they were cool like CBS & NBC -- we all had a shared set of facts to get-off on, but now we cant even do that.

This is, literally, not news.

So lets talk about sandwiches -- wtf is a hogie? I always feel like a hobo when I say it, but I know it's not true -- can a man be pro-hogies and not be a hobo?


Hoagie: This is the home-grown Philadelphia term for the big Italian sandwich, and has picked up not one but four explanations for its origin. The first two, strangely mirroring the "sub" story, start at the Philadelphia Navy Yard. The Yard was located on a chunk of land once known as Hog Island, so the workers there were accordingly called "hoggies." This was an early spelling of the local sandwich, and the story goes that the many Italian immigrant Navy Yard workers ate enough of them to get the thing named after themselves. Alternately, "hoagie" is said to come from "Hogan," in two different ways. First, it was a common Irish name, and became a nickname for the Irish immigrant Navy Yard workers, so like with "hoggie," they supposedly named it after themselves. Or, another story goes, a mug named Hogan asked a coworker who was always chowing down on delicious Italian sandwiches if he could start getting the lucky guy's wife to make an extra for him every day, and the name somehow stuck.

But considering that the Hog Island Navy Yard shut down in the '20s, and "hoagies" didn't start making the rounds in print until the '40s, that's fairly unlikely. I'll admit, it's weird that hoagies, subs, and grinders would all have apocryphal stories related to dockworkers, but the dates really don't line up on this one.

Instead, the real origin is more likely to go back to a jazz musician turned sandwich shop owner named Al De Palma. In the late '20s, he saw some fellow hepcats eating a sub, and commented to himself that you "had to be a hog" to eat a sandwich that big. So when he opened a sub shop during the Depression, he started calling his big sandwiches "hoggies," and eventually opened chains across the city. As for why "hoggie" turned to "hoagie," the best explanation out there is probably the Philadelphia accent itself. Ever heard those guys talk?
 
2021-09-24 4:21:00 AM  

Quick and Dirty: I came here to make a joke about submarine sandwiches (or hogies, for some of you) but I got less than two sentences into the article -- this shouldn't have even been written.

There was a time when ABC was just fine -- they were the underdogs, but they were cool like CBS & NBC -- we all had a shared set of facts to get-off on, but now we cant even do that.

This is, literally, not news.

So lets talk about sandwiches -- wtf is a hogie? I always feel like a hobo when I say it, but I know it's not true -- can a man be pro-hogies and not be a hobo?


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find out in Lunch Lady Land...
 
2021-09-24 4:21:18 AM  

indylaw: This is all a distraction so that JFK Jr. can arrest Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, George Soros, the 1983 Miami Dolphins and the guy who played R2-D2 for running a cheese pizza empire

#WWG1WGALOLWTFBBQ


You forgot the 1991 Denver Broncos.

/ they know what they did
 
2021-09-24 4:21:58 AM  

ToughActinProlactin: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Maybe this time will be the charm that gives Trump the brain aneurysm we need to be rid of him once and for all.

Hey, aneurysms are useless until they break.


C'mon over, & do the twist
Overdo it, & have a fit
 
2021-09-24 4:23:04 AM  

Neondistraction: alex10294: The more interesting question, not addressed, is whether he wins by more, or significantly less. There has always been the idea that election fraud is very rare.  If the number is minus a few for Biden, then it is.  If the number is a few thousand minus for Biden, then the question will be why is that the case, and what happened to the votes.  Will be interesting to see.


They didn't go into specifics, but it was addressed in the 3rd paragraph:

The draft of the forensic audit's hand count totals of paper ballots was not substantially different than Maricopa County's official numbers.


Biden's votes increased by 99.
Trump's decreased by 261.
 
2021-09-24 4:25:13 AM  
Now audit Doug Logan and Cyber Ninjas.
 
2021-09-24 4:26:33 AM  
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2021-09-24 4:28:35 AM  

Valter: He won it the first time.


Probably why the headline says "again".
 
2021-09-24 4:30:09 AM  
Well, I'm standing on a corner
In Winslow, Arizona
And just my maga hat and me
It's a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford
Slowin' down to flip the bird at me
Come on, baby, don't say I'm crazy
I gotta know if your sweet Ivermectin
Is gonna save me
 
2021-09-24 4:35:54 AM  
DUDE!  Spoiler alert!!!
 
2021-09-24 4:50:06 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Maybe this time will be the charm that gives Trump the brain aneurysm we need to be rid of him once and for all.


? You know how I know you're no student of history?

http://www.nytimes.com/1988/05/04/us/​b​iden-resting-after-surgery-for-second-​brain-aneurysm.html.

/don't think "kiddie-sniffing" is a box on the dr's clipboard
//didn't vote for The Giant Douche, neither...
 
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2021-09-24 4:53:20 AM  
Pretty obvious that they drew this out as long as possible to undermine trust in US elections.

I mean does anyone think it was coincidence that the day that they finally released the results that they started a NEW recount in texas?
 
2021-09-24 4:55:25 AM  
Their work is now done.

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2021-09-24 4:55:29 AM  
I blame Trey Parker and Matt Stone with their "Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich" BS inflicting us with BSABSVRism.
 
2021-09-24 5:00:05 AM  

Bobson Dugnutt: I blame Trey Parker and Matt Stone with their "Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich" BS inflicting us with BSABSVRism.


They were just reflecting what is a very common element in America: people are lazy and are aware that their one single vote will never make the difference, it would take much more effort on their part to have any chance of meaningfully influencing a vote for anything more than dog catcher.  There need to be more incentives for people to get out and cast their vote, regardless of whether that one vote will decide anything.
 
2021-09-24 5:01:19 AM  

FlyingJ: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Maybe this time will be the charm that gives Trump the brain aneurysm we need to be rid of him once and for all.

? You know how I know you're no student of history?

http://www.nytimes.com/1988/05/04/us/b​iden-resting-after-surgery-for-second-​brain-aneurysm.html.

/don't think "kiddie-sniffing" is a box on the dr's clipboard
//didn't vote for The Giant Douche, neither...


How long have you been waiting to whip that out, old timer?
 
2021-09-24 5:05:39 AM  
Ninja please.
 
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