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(WWE)   It's Figure Four Friday: On Smackdown, King Nak defends the I.C. title vs Apollo, Liv vs Zelina & more. Then on a 2 hour Rampage: C.M. Punk faces Hobbs and Eddie & Mox collide with Archer & Suzuki. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX, then 10 PM on TNT   (wwe.com) divider line
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2021-09-24 11:51:53 PM  

The Bestest: why is Johnny Depp trying to sell me wolf cologne?


Court costs.
 
2021-09-24 11:52:38 PM  

Chris Crude: The Bestest: why is Johnny Depp trying to sell me wolf cologne?

Court costs.


Guyliner isn't cheap.
 
2021-09-24 11:53:02 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Not a lot of wrestlers genuinely scare me

Suzuki, tho, genuinely scares me. He might be the nicest guy on earth, but I'll never find out. Murder Grandpa is one wrestler who, even at an autograph signing, I'll never have the balls to say Hi to.


I've never heard of him being mean to a fan but I am sure he could let you know it's time go move on just with a look. His interviews on NJPW's website are pretty interesting.
 
2021-09-24 11:53:19 PM  
Is boxing elbows a thing?
 
2021-09-24 11:53:27 PM  
Shocking Yano reference here.
 
2021-09-24 11:53:33 PM  

The Bestest: why is Johnny Depp trying to sell me wolf cologne?


I know, right?  Wolf cologne sells itself.
 
2021-09-24 11:53:46 PM  

isamudyson: I've never heard of him being mean to a fan


you think any of them would survive long enough to complain?
 
2021-09-24 11:54:17 PM  
Wait, if it's in sanctioned, why is there a ref? Is anyone booking this show?
 
2021-09-24 11:54:41 PM  

indybill23: Wait, if it's in sanctioned, why is there a ref? Is anyone booking this show?


Someone has to count 3
 
2021-09-24 11:55:15 PM  

indybill23: Wait, if it's in sanctioned, why is there a ref? Is anyone booking this show?


Count the three, throw up the "X" if needed, Bryce needs the check, etc.
 
2021-09-24 11:55:25 PM  

isamudyson: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Not a lot of wrestlers genuinely scare me

Suzuki, tho, genuinely scares me. He might be the nicest guy on earth, but I'll never find out. Murder Grandpa is one wrestler who, even at an autograph signing, I'll never have the balls to say Hi to.

I've never heard of him being mean to a fan but I am sure he could let you know it's time go move on just with a look. His interviews on NJPW's website are pretty interesting.


Didn't he approach a group of fans chanting fir his opponent and when he got there they started chanting Suzuki?
 
2021-09-24 11:55:31 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Not a lot of wrestlers genuinely scare me

Suzuki, tho, genuinely scares me. He might be the nicest guy on earth, but I'll never find out. Murder Grandpa is one wrestler who, even at an autograph signing, I'll never have the balls to say Hi to.


Now I'm sorry I didn't get a ticket for the NJPW "Autumn Attack" this weekend.  I'd have gotten Suzuki's autograph for you.
 
2021-09-24 11:56:15 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: indybill23: Wait, if it's in sanctioned, why is there a ref? Is anyone booking this show?

Someone has to count 3


That's not how lights out matches work, or maybe it does here, who knows.
 
2021-09-24 11:56:37 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Not a lot of wrestlers genuinely scare me

Suzuki, tho, genuinely scares me. He might be the nicest guy on earth, but I'll never find out. Murder Grandpa is one wrestler who, even at an autograph signing, I'll never have the balls to say Hi to.

Now I'm sorry I didn't get a ticket for the NJPW "Autumn Attack" this weekend.  I'd have gotten Suzuki's autograph for you.


To be fair, if anyone in this would could genuinely intimidate Suzuki, it's you.
 
2021-09-24 11:57:10 PM  

indybill23: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: indybill23: Wait, if it's in sanctioned, why is there a ref? Is anyone booking this show?

Someone has to count 3

That's not how lights out matches work, or maybe it does here, who knows.


I seem to recall it worked that way in AEW in the Baker/Rosa match.
 
2021-09-24 11:58:31 PM  
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2021-09-24 11:58:45 PM  
HOMICIDE??
 
2021-09-24 11:59:06 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Auntie Cheesus: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Not a lot of wrestlers genuinely scare me

Suzuki, tho, genuinely scares me. He might be the nicest guy on earth, but I'll never find out. Murder Grandpa is one wrestler who, even at an autograph signing, I'll never have the balls to say Hi to.

Now I'm sorry I didn't get a ticket for the NJPW "Autumn Attack" this weekend.  I'd have gotten Suzuki's autograph for you.

To be fair, if anyone in this would could genuinely intimidate Suzuki, it's you.


Murder Grandpa meets Psycho Auntie...
 
2021-09-24 11:59:17 PM  
Alright, Fark this whole company.
 
2021-09-25 12:00:30 AM  
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2021-09-25 12:00:46 AM  
MAD KING GETS THE WIN IN NEW YORK
 
2021-09-25 12:01:55 AM  
I don't know about anyone else but I am sports entert pro wrestling entertained.
 
2021-09-25 12:02:35 AM  
Excalibur: "That's what friends are for!"
Taz: "I wish I had friends"

Goddamn, that made me pop!
 
2021-09-25 12:03:57 AM  

isamudyson: I don't know about anyone else but I am sports entert pro wrestling entertained.


Fark this entire company.
 
2021-09-25 12:04:40 AM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: MAD KING GETS THE WIN IN NEW YORK


Talent not getting jobbed in their hometown. This is madness
 
2021-09-25 12:04:48 AM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Excalibur: "That's what friends are for!"
Taz: "I wish I had friends"

Goddamn, that made me pop!


Taz has been running that on DARK. He'll say he likes someone during a match, Excalibur will ask if they are friends & Taz is like "No, I don't have friends..."
 
2021-09-25 12:07:15 AM  

isamudyson: I don't know about anyone else but I am sports entert pro wrestling entertained.


Flipping channels around, I see the Ohio sports channel has ROH on now. Don't know if I can handle a 5th hour, what is this wreslemania day?
 
2021-09-25 12:08:51 AM  

isamudyson: I don't know about anyone else but I am sports entert pro wrestling entertained.


I agree with you completely on this.
 
2021-09-25 12:10:51 AM  

Chris Crude: isamudyson: I don't know about anyone else but I am sports entert pro wrestling entertained.

Flipping channels around, I see the Ohio sports channel has ROH on now. Don't know if I can handle a 5th hour, what is this wreslemania day?


Meanwhile, I just flipped on some older episodes of NJPW on The Roku Channel.  My kid is looking at me like I've lost my mind.
 
2021-09-25 12:13:47 AM  

Chris Crude: isamudyson: I don't know about anyone else but I am sports entert pro wrestling entertained.

Flipping channels around, I see the Ohio sports channel has ROH on now. Don't know if I can handle a 5th hour, what is this wreslemania day?


you just saw a Homicide run-in. Isn't that enough RoH for you?
 
2021-09-25 1:44:24 AM  
What, no posts for 205 Live? :( :( :(
 
2021-09-25 3:01:28 AM  

indybill23: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: indybill23: Wait, if it's in sanctioned, why is there a ref? Is anyone booking this show?

Someone has to count 3

That's not how lights out matches work, or maybe it does here, who knows.


They were common in the territories in the 70's and 80's.  The "official" show ends, lights go out and then back on, and then the unsanctioned no DQ match takes place.  AEW is acknowledging and respecting history and tradition, who would have a problem with that?
 
2021-09-25 6:23:50 AM  
Like the Good Gods in Ten did.
 
2021-09-25 9:23:01 AM  

NKURyan: What, no posts for 205 Live? :( :( :(


Sorry, I don't get ESPN 4
 
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