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2021-09-24 10:38:57 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: eddievercetti: isamudyson: AEW does not need Braun or Bray. Thank you.

Just wait for Steen and Sami. Also grow the homegrowners too

I'd enjoy seeing Steen in Impact and El Generico show up among the AEW Lucha contingent.


Steen is winning the Owen Cup.
 
2021-09-24 10:39:04 PM  
Chockslam a motherf*cker onto another motherf*cker!
 
2021-09-24 10:39:26 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: indybill23: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: indybill23: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: isamudyson: Just saw the link about the new Night Court reboot. I didn't recognize at first it was Bernadette from Big Bang Theory. I just have one question: WHY? Everyone on BBT made so much (and will get so much in residuals), they can use $100 bills as wipes and never miss it. I would be on an island, not working at all!

Harry's dead, Christine's dead, Bull's gone bald. Nothing but reminders that so much time has passed.

Ummmmmmmmm, Bull what now? He's been bald since the series debuted. Didn't Mac die too?

That, as the JPG says, is the joke

I mean, ok, expected better, that's all.

...from me? WHY?? What have I ever done to give you the idea that I won't go for the low hanging fruit at the first opportunity?


I'm not sure
 
2021-09-24 10:39:35 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: indybill23: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: indybill23: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: isamudyson: Just saw the link about the new Night Court reboot. I didn't recognize at first it was Bernadette from Big Bang Theory. I just have one question: WHY? Everyone on BBT made so much (and will get so much in residuals), they can use $100 bills as wipes and never miss it. I would be on an island, not working at all!

Harry's dead, Christine's dead, Bull's gone bald. Nothing but reminders that so much time has passed.

Ummmmmmmmm, Bull what now? He's been bald since the series debuted. Didn't Mac die too?

That, as the JPG says, is the joke

I mean, ok, expected better, that's all.

...from me? WHY?? What have I ever done to give you the idea that I won't go for the low hanging fruit at the first opportunity?


Sort of like my putting my cats on a vegan diet.  They complained that the vegans were stringy.
 
2021-09-24 10:40:29 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: indybill23: Auntie Cheesus: indybill23: Auntie Cheesus: Marko Stunt looks like he'd fit in my handbag.

He looks like he'd fit in my wallet.

How big is your wallet?

Big enough to fit in my back pocket, just like Marko Stunt.

Do you wear JNCO jeans?


Hey we can look back and laugh at the bad fashions of generations past, but those jeans not only were the style at the clubs but also those.deep pockets kept your wallets safe dancing around. A pickpocket would have to go elbow deep to find it, plus I could store all the stuff for the girl or 2 I would take with me cuz girls clothes don't have pockets.
 
2021-09-24 10:42:22 PM  

Chris Crude: Auntie Cheesus: indybill23: Auntie Cheesus: indybill23: Auntie Cheesus: Marko Stunt looks like he'd fit in my handbag.

He looks like he'd fit in my wallet.

How big is your wallet?

Big enough to fit in my back pocket, just like Marko Stunt.

Do you wear JNCO jeans?

Hey we can look back and laugh at the bad fashions of generations past, but those jeans not only were the style at the clubs but also those.deep pockets kept your wallets safe dancing around. A pickpocket would have to go elbow deep to find it, plus I could store all the stuff for the girl or 2 I would take with me cuz girls clothes don't have pockets.


I used to wear JNCOs myself.  Didn't need a purse.
 
2021-09-24 10:42:30 PM  

Chris Crude: Auntie Cheesus: indybill23: Auntie Cheesus: indybill23: Auntie Cheesus: Marko Stunt looks like he'd fit in my handbag.

He looks like he'd fit in my wallet.

How big is your wallet?

Big enough to fit in my back pocket, just like Marko Stunt.

Do you wear JNCO jeans?

Hey we can look back and laugh at the bad fashions of generations past, but those jeans not only were the style at the clubs but also those.deep pockets kept your wallets safe dancing around. A pickpocket would have to go elbow deep to find it, plus I could store all the stuff for the girl or 2 I would take with me cuz girls clothes don't have pockets.


And what was on today on Pluto while I was doing bearings? 
Can't Hardly Wait
Some of those fashion really make you go "How good were the drugs back then? Why didn't I get any?"
 
2021-09-24 10:43:18 PM  

isamudyson: Some of those fashion really make you go "How good were the drugs back then? Why didn't I get any?"


Welcome to my 1970's...
 
2021-09-24 10:43:52 PM  
That there was a fun match!
 
2021-09-24 10:44:04 PM  

isamudyson: Chris Crude: Auntie Cheesus: indybill23: Auntie Cheesus: indybill23: Auntie Cheesus: Marko Stunt looks like he'd fit in my handbag.

He looks like he'd fit in my wallet.

How big is your wallet?

Big enough to fit in my back pocket, just like Marko Stunt.

Do you wear JNCO jeans?

Hey we can look back and laugh at the bad fashions of generations past, but those jeans not only were the style at the clubs but also those.deep pockets kept your wallets safe dancing around. A pickpocket would have to go elbow deep to find it, plus I could store all the stuff for the girl or 2 I would take with me cuz girls clothes don't have pockets.

And what was on today on Pluto while I was doing bearings? 
Can't Hardly Wait
Some of those fashion really make you go "How good were the drugs back then? Why didn't I get any?"


Underrated movie, Seth green on dvd commentary is pretty great.
 
2021-09-24 10:45:20 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: That there was a fun match!


Indeed.
 
2021-09-24 10:45:22 PM  

The Tony Danzas: For IMPACT, how well do they pay compared to AEW, or WWE?  I know it's worse, but I'm curious how much worse we're talking about?  Like, is it 50%, 25%, or 10%?


They're all doing other things, there's a PPV/Impact special every month, then 2-3 days of TV, so I'd guess 1/2?
 
2021-09-24 10:45:29 PM  

indybill23: isamudyson: Chris Crude: Auntie Cheesus: indybill23: Auntie Cheesus: indybill23: Auntie Cheesus: Marko Stunt looks like he'd fit in my handbag.

He looks like he'd fit in my wallet.

How big is your wallet?

Big enough to fit in my back pocket, just like Marko Stunt.

Do you wear JNCO jeans?

Hey we can look back and laugh at the bad fashions of generations past, but those jeans not only were the style at the clubs but also those.deep pockets kept your wallets safe dancing around. A pickpocket would have to go elbow deep to find it, plus I could store all the stuff for the girl or 2 I would take with me cuz girls clothes don't have pockets.

And what was on today on Pluto while I was doing bearings? 
Can't Hardly Wait
Some of those fashion really make you go "How good were the drugs back then? Why didn't I get any?"

Underrated movie, Seth green on dvd commentary is pretty great.


I remember enjoying that when I saw it years ago, on VHS.  It never occurred to me that they've since recorded a commentary.  I may have to get a copy.
 
2021-09-24 10:47:57 PM  

The Tony Danzas: indybill23: isamudyson: Chris Crude: Auntie Cheesus: indybill23: Auntie Cheesus: indybill23: Auntie Cheesus: Marko Stunt looks like he'd fit in my handbag.

He looks like he'd fit in my wallet.

How big is your wallet?

Big enough to fit in my back pocket, just like Marko Stunt.

Do you wear JNCO jeans?

Hey we can look back and laugh at the bad fashions of generations past, but those jeans not only were the style at the clubs but also those.deep pockets kept your wallets safe dancing around. A pickpocket would have to go elbow deep to find it, plus I could store all the stuff for the girl or 2 I would take with me cuz girls clothes don't have pockets.

And what was on today on Pluto while I was doing bearings? 
Can't Hardly Wait
Some of those fashion really make you go "How good were the drugs back then? Why didn't I get any?"

Underrated movie, Seth green on dvd commentary is pretty great.

I remember enjoying that when I saw it years ago, on VHS.  It never occurred to me that they've since recorded a commentary.  I may have to get a copy.


It's my second favorite commentary, behind whatever movie the muppets made in late 90's for one line. Kermit: sorry I was gone so long, I accidentally went into the wrong room. I thought I was sitting next to Gonzo, turned out it was Jar Jar Binks.
 
2021-09-24 10:48:23 PM  
That there was a match.
 
2021-09-24 10:48:23 PM  
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2021-09-24 10:48:53 PM  

indybill23: The Tony Danzas: For IMPACT, how well do they pay compared to AEW, or WWE?  I know it's worse, but I'm curious how much worse we're talking about?  Like, is it 50%, 25%, or 10%?

They're all doing other things, there's a PPV/Impact special every month, then 2-3 days of TV, so I'd guess 1/2?


Thanks.  I really don't have a good feel as to how decent a living people can make at the smaller organizations.
 
2021-09-24 10:49:11 PM  
You are beautiful on the inside...
 
2021-09-24 10:49:14 PM  
ETHAAAAN!
 
2021-09-24 10:49:42 PM  

indybill23: It's my second favorite commentary, behind whatever movie the muppets made in late 90's for one line. Kermit: sorry I was gone so long, I accidentally went into the wrong room. I thought I was sitting next to Gonzo, turned out it was Jar Jar Binks.


Sounds like that would have been "Muppets From Space" (1999)
 
2021-09-24 10:50:37 PM  
Jericho could get a crumpled up piece of tin foil over ...
 
2021-09-24 10:51:39 PM  
Chris's mantits are getting pretty rough. Workin on a B-cup now. Whereas I only have A-cup moobs.
 
2021-09-24 10:52:07 PM  

The Tony Danzas: indybill23: The Tony Danzas: For IMPACT, how well do they pay compared to AEW, or WWE?  I know it's worse, but I'm curious how much worse we're talking about?  Like, is it 50%, 25%, or 10%?

They're all doing other things, there's a PPV/Impact special every month, then 2-3 days of TV, so I'd guess 1/2?

Thanks.  I really don't have a good feel as to how decent a living people can make at the smaller organizations.


Places like ROH or IMPACT (MLW & GCW to a smaller extend) get your face on TV or a streaming service, which raises your profile and your booking price. So a smaller check from them doesn't hurt as much as it could.
 
2021-09-24 10:52:38 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Chris's mantits are getting pretty rough. Workin on a B-cup now. Whereas I only have A-cup moobs.


Yeah, his cup size is right about the same as mine.
 
2021-09-24 10:53:47 PM  
Fun fact: a decade ago when I played drums in an industrial rock band that did zombie makeup, my band name was Judas. Me and Dan Devill, Loki, Faust, Gabriel, and Six had some fun.
 
2021-09-24 10:54:16 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Chris's mantits are getting pretty rough. Workin on a B-cup now. Whereas I only have A-cup moobs.

Yeah, his cup size is right about the same as mine.


Fish was giving Jericho a run for his money last time he was on TV.
 
2021-09-24 10:54:42 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: indybill23: It's my second favorite commentary, behind whatever movie the muppets made in late 90's for one line. Kermit: sorry I was gone so long, I accidentally went into the wrong room. I thought I was sitting next to Gonzo, turned out it was Jar Jar Binks.

Sounds like that would have been "Muppets From Space" (1999)


That's the one
 
2021-09-24 10:57:00 PM  

isamudyson: Auntie Cheesus: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Chris's mantits are getting pretty rough. Workin on a B-cup now. Whereas I only have A-cup moobs.

Yeah, his cup size is right about the same as mine.

Fish was giving Jericho a run for his money last time he was on TV.


Ewww...
 
2021-09-24 11:00:09 PM  
NICE lionsault!
 
2021-09-24 11:00:47 PM  
Hager cut a pretty great promo Wednesday, let's see if this backs it up.
 
2021-09-24 11:03:24 PM  
PVZ doesn't know what to do but walk around the mat yelling.
 
2021-09-24 11:04:49 PM  
So, reports say that Lambert and ATT are having a blast with AEW. They feel totally welcomed by the roster, and PVZ says she even prefers wrestling fans to MMA fans, because they're way more passionate.

And I'm starting to enjoy where this story is going!
 
2021-09-24 11:06:22 PM  
BASEBALL FURIES!!!
 
2021-09-24 11:06:51 PM  
Butcher and Blade? Where's Bunny? She's my kind of crazy.
 
2021-09-24 11:07:12 PM  
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2021-09-24 11:07:59 PM  
Everyone flip!
 
2021-09-24 11:09:44 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: So, reports say that Lambert and ATT are having a blast with AEW. They feel totally welcomed by the roster, and PVZ says she even prefers wrestling fans to MMA fans, because they're way more passionate.

And I'm starting to enjoy where this story is going!


one thing I will say AEW does better than WWE is cross-promotion with things that actually add to the product.. not just with other wrestling promotions like Impact and NJPW.. but with MMA stables like ATT

meanwhile, WWE thinks Bad Bunny and farking Paul Logan are draws..
 
2021-09-24 11:10:12 PM  
ORANGE
 
2021-09-24 11:11:16 PM  
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knocked the crap out of...
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TH2's Jack Evans (the kneeling one)
 
2021-09-24 11:15:53 PM  
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2021-09-24 11:17:06 PM  
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Quen wasn't kicking out of that.
 
2021-09-24 11:17:15 PM  

The Bestest: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: So, reports say that Lambert and ATT are having a blast with AEW. They feel totally welcomed by the roster, and PVZ says she even prefers wrestling fans to MMA fans, because they're way more passionate.

And I'm starting to enjoy where this story is going!

one thing I will say AEW does better than WWE is cross-promotion with things that actually add to the product.. not just with other wrestling promotions like Impact and NJPW.. but with MMA stables like ATT

meanwhile, WWE thinks Bad Bunny and farking Paul Logan are draws..


To be Fair, apparently Bad Bunny was a draw and it got Damian priest over in a way Lee or Dijak couldn't. The Paul's can diaf though
 
2021-09-24 11:18:01 PM  
With all the aerial work, would that be a Cirque Du (Gordon) Solie?
 
2021-09-24 11:18:16 PM  
So..........Jericho/Hager get jumped and Santana/Ortiz appear..........IN THE NEXT SEGMENT??!! Booker of the year, awful, just pathetic.
 
2021-09-24 11:18:52 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: With all the aerial work, would that be a Cirque Du (Gordon) Solie?


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2021-09-24 11:19:14 PM  
Man I love Butcher and Blade. They're like an old school 80s NWA tag team, like The Varsity Club.

And sacrificing poor Jack Evans like that? AWESOME heel move by Hardy!
 
2021-09-24 11:19:42 PM  
Right about now, Jack Evans is rethinking this whole HFO business.
 
2021-09-24 11:20:43 PM  
Poor Evans, taking one for the team.
 
2021-09-24 11:21:51 PM  
I want a sitcom with Elton John and Lil Nas X now.
 
2021-09-24 11:22:41 PM  

The Bestest: I want a sitcom with Elton John and Lil Nas X now.


Seconded!
 
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