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(WWE)   It's Figure Four Friday: On Smackdown, King Nak defends the I.C. title vs Apollo, Liv vs Zelina & more. Then on a 2 hour Rampage: C.M. Punk faces Hobbs and Eddie & Mox collide with Archer & Suzuki. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX, then 10 PM on TNT   (wwe.com) divider line
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2021-09-24 9:26:47 PM  
So apparently Sonya and Adam just kayfabe didn't book anything for the last 40 minutes of tonight's show. Good thing Naomi, Montez, and Roman stepped up!
 
2021-09-24 9:27:00 PM  
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This could be interesting...
 
2021-09-24 9:27:02 PM  

The Bestest: hm... buildup for an in-ring return for Sonya?


Why isn't she wrestling?
 
2021-09-24 9:27:50 PM  

The Bestest: hm... buildup for an in-ring return for Sonya?


Gotta be the endgame, I'd imagine, but they should probably have Naomi fight a few others on the way first.

Sonya really needs to win her first match back IMO.
 
2021-09-24 9:27:53 PM  
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2021-09-24 9:28:54 PM  

AlAlvin: The Bestest: hm... buildup for an in-ring return for Sonya?

Why isn't she wrestling?


She had a stalker for awhile which obviously (and understandably) freaked her out. She hasn't been in the ring since. I think it's been about a year?
 
2021-09-24 9:29:19 PM  

AlAlvin: The Bestest: hm... buildup for an in-ring return for Sonya?

Why isn't she wrestling?


She had a court case involving a deranged fan, so her lawyer or the WWE figured it would look better if she wasn't wrestling while it was under way as that might influence the jury or something.
 
2021-09-24 9:30:02 PM  

AlAlvin: The Bestest: hm... buildup for an in-ring return for Sonya?

Why isn't she wrestling?


She was moved to an "executive" position after the incident when a stalker broke into her home and was lying in wait to attack her.
 
2021-09-24 9:30:18 PM  
Sooo... this is the main event, and there's about 30 minutes left in the show. Even assuming there's a Finn appearance after the match, that still seems like a lot of time...
 
2021-09-24 9:30:58 PM  
Is Naomi going to go one on one with da undataker.
 
2021-09-24 9:32:38 PM  
SONYA IS SHOOTING
 
2021-09-24 9:33:22 PM  
"There is no terrible way to win, there is only winning."
 
2021-09-24 9:35:01 PM  

indybill23: SONYA IS SHOOTING


She does that:
MORTAL KOMBAT 11 Sonya Blade Fatal Blow & Fatalities Showcase (MK11 Sonya Blade)
Youtube XL1p-W2yxFc
 
2021-09-24 9:38:08 PM  
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2021-09-24 9:45:34 PM  
LOL @ the table.
 
2021-09-24 9:46:02 PM  

NKURyan: indybill23: SONYA IS SHOOTING

She does that:
[YouTube video: MORTAL KOMBAT 11 Sonya Blade Fatal Blow & Fatalities Showcase (MK11 Sonya Blade)]


I would say Sonya could finish me, but I don't think she's interested. Not just because of her sexuality, but because I'm sure she, like most people, would find me a bit crude.
 
2021-09-24 9:46:30 PM  
OK, guys, I've gotta duck out a little early. Enjoy Rampage (sounds like a good show) and I'll see y'all on Sunday for (not so) Extreme Rules.
 
2021-09-24 9:46:58 PM  
Nice table spot!
 
2021-09-24 9:49:34 PM  

NKURyan: indybill23: SONYA IS SHOOTING

She does that:
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I had to double check, but I don't have one MK game past the PS1 as I really wasn't going to play for it on the PS2 & above. It's just not my thing. More of a 2D sprite person for fighting games.
 
2021-09-24 9:52:20 PM  
Romans not gonna start crying is he
 
2021-09-24 9:54:20 PM  
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Not bad. Didn't push Roman too much and gave Montez some nice spots.
 
2021-09-24 9:55:15 PM  
Is that guy with the Paul Hymen sign trying to say something?
 
2021-09-24 9:56:57 PM  
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2021-09-24 9:57:52 PM  
Well now we know what the announcer table spot was gonna be ...
 
2021-09-24 9:57:53 PM  
has there ever been a kayfabe explanation as to why there are always kendo sticks under the ring?
 
2021-09-24 9:58:24 PM  
well thats some sh*t

/how could RomanReigns lose?
 
2021-09-24 10:00:23 PM  

Be polite walk on the right: well thats some sh*t

/how could RomanReigns lose?


considering two title defenses for Roman have already been advertised after..
 
2021-09-24 10:00:45 PM  
Rampage Time!
I've been avoiding spoiler for this so I hope it's good.
 
2021-09-24 10:03:11 PM  
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2021-09-24 10:03:44 PM  
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Hobbs in-ring, Hook ringisde

VS

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2021-09-24 10:04:42 PM  

The Bestest: has there ever been a kayfabe explanation as to why there are always kendo sticks under the ring?


Never.  However, I did keep my fencing gear in the RV for downtime on the road.
 
2021-09-24 10:05:04 PM  
Ricky got moved up to part of the 4 man team calling for DARK.
 
2021-09-24 10:06:28 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: The Bestest: has there ever been a kayfabe explanation as to why there are always kendo sticks under the ring?

Never.  However, I did keep my fencing gear in the RV for downtime on the road.


And it is always on that side of the ring.
 
2021-09-24 10:06:46 PM  
DO NOT DISRESPECT HOOK
 
2021-09-24 10:07:14 PM  

isamudyson: Ricky got moved up to part of the 4 man team calling for DARK.


As much as I like Mark Henry, I think he'd make a better coach than member of the announce team.
 
2021-09-24 10:08:19 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: The Bestest: has there ever been a kayfabe explanation as to why there are always kendo sticks under the ring?

Never.  However, I did keep my fencing gear in the RV for downtime on the road.


I had a friend once that got me to try those wooden samurai swords. He got mad when I kept hitting him everywhere except his sword.

(Well, maybe when I hit his "sword" was the point he got really mad)
 
2021-09-24 10:09:58 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: isamudyson: Ricky got moved up to part of the 4 man team calling for DARK.

As much as I like Mark Henry, I think he'd make a better coach than member of the announce team.


I think hes fine as a backstage interview guy. But his thing is for sure coaching and recruiting
 
2021-09-24 10:11:05 PM  
I really like everything about Hobbs, except when he does that sneer.  It looks more goofy than menacing.
 
2021-09-24 10:12:23 PM  
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2021-09-24 10:12:55 PM  
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2021-09-24 10:13:31 PM  

isamudyson: Auntie Cheesus: The Bestest: has there ever been a kayfabe explanation as to why there are always kendo sticks under the ring?

Never.  However, I did keep my fencing gear in the RV for downtime on the road.

I had a friend once that got me to try those wooden samurai swords. He got mad when I kept hitting him everywhere except his sword.

(Well, maybe when I hit his "sword" was the point he got really mad)


Oh, the bokken.  Yeah, those are a bit dangerous for my tastes.  I was helping block a vaudeville skit that involved two of the actors using those ("If You Knew Sushi" - also involved me making a set of num-chuks using salt and pepper grinders) and I accidentally knocked out one of the actors demonstrating a pirouette and the actor failed to duck, as he was scripted to do.
 
2021-09-24 10:15:38 PM  
Will Hobbs, Thunder Rosa, Jeff Cobb, JR Kratos, Shotzi Blackheart, Christina von Eerie, Adam Thornstowe, Jacob Fatu, Tyler Bateman... Phoenix Pro Wrestling, my hometown indie company, has had a lot of good names before they were names (and a couple Indie vets) and I got to see all of them. It's damn nice to see people like Rosa and Hobbs, who were young up and comers when they wrestled in Petaluma, become big names now.
 
2021-09-24 10:16:37 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: isamudyson: Auntie Cheesus: The Bestest: has there ever been a kayfabe explanation as to why there are always kendo sticks under the ring?

Never.  However, I did keep my fencing gear in the RV for downtime on the road.

I had a friend once that got me to try those wooden samurai swords. He got mad when I kept hitting him everywhere except his sword.

(Well, maybe when I hit his "sword" was the point he got really mad)

Oh, the bokken.  Yeah, those are a bit dangerous for my tastes.  I was helping block a vaudeville skit that involved two of the actors using those ("If You Knew Sushi" - also involved me making a set of num-chuks using salt and pepper grinders) and I accidentally knocked out one of the actors demonstrating a pirouette and the actor failed to duck, as he was scripted to do.


Hope he didn't lose any teeth due to not paying attention.
 
2021-09-24 10:17:44 PM  

isamudyson: Auntie Cheesus: isamudyson: Auntie Cheesus: The Bestest: has there ever been a kayfabe explanation as to why there are always kendo sticks under the ring?

Never.  However, I did keep my fencing gear in the RV for downtime on the road.

I had a friend once that got me to try those wooden samurai swords. He got mad when I kept hitting him everywhere except his sword.

(Well, maybe when I hit his "sword" was the point he got really mad)

Oh, the bokken.  Yeah, those are a bit dangerous for my tastes.  I was helping block a vaudeville skit that involved two of the actors using those ("If You Knew Sushi" - also involved me making a set of num-chuks using salt and pepper grinders) and I accidentally knocked out one of the actors demonstrating a pirouette and the actor failed to duck, as he was scripted to do.

Hope he didn't lose any teeth due to not paying attention.


His teeth were fine, but his ear was ringing for a few hours.
 
2021-09-24 10:18:33 PM  
And the winner is---Ricky Rabies!
(He did a good job in his episode of Heels. even though playing a wrestler wasn't a stretch, he had a different style and personality to make it amusing)
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2021-09-24 10:18:45 PM  
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Good opener for the show.
 
2021-09-24 10:19:05 PM  
Poor Hook. Sacrificed himself for no reason
 
2021-09-24 10:19:18 PM  

Chris Crude: And the winner is---Ricky Rabies!
(He did a good job in his episode of Heels. even though playing a wrestler wasn't a stretch, he had a different style and personality to make it amusing)
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I still haven't started watching that yet.
 
2021-09-24 10:19:21 PM  
For a second there, it looked like Aubrey borrowed Sting's foundation.
 
2021-09-24 10:20:50 PM  

isamudyson: Chris Crude: And the winner is---Ricky Rabies!
(He did a good job in his episode of Heels. even though playing a wrestler wasn't a stretch, he had a different style and personality to make it amusing)
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I still haven't started watching that yet.


Yeah, my husband thinks that if we're subscribing to a streaming service, there better be more than one show I want to watch on it.
 
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