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2021-09-24 5:40:26 AM  
Like any other man, so he can hang out in the woman's locker room.

Duh.
 
2021-09-24 6:06:31 AM  
Is that what's he's calling his girdle now?
 
2021-09-24 6:08:10 AM  

Mr_Vimes: Is that what's he's calling his girdle now?


If you need a free apostrophe, and can't find one on your keyboard, then take the one from "what's"
 
2021-09-24 6:17:01 AM  
McCOY: You'd think they could at least send a ship. It's bad enough to be court marshalled and spend the rest of our lives mining borite, ...but to go home in this Klingon flea trap...
KIRK: We could learn a thing or two from this flea trap. It's got a cloaking device that cost us a lot.
 
2021-09-24 7:09:50 AM  
Maybe it's to hide how big of a jerk Shatner is.

(Loved some of the characters he's played; dislike the man himself.)
 
2021-09-24 7:23:20 AM  
...asked someone who never had to sneak into an Orion girl's dressing room. Sheesh, it's like you don't know The Shat at all.
 
2021-09-24 8:10:19 AM  
Shatner doesn't need one, Denny Crane does.
 
2021-09-24 8:24:58 AM  
Why he turned down Dancing With The Stars

He's 90 eff'ing years old.
Last time I saw him he was carrying a sizeable amount of extra weight.
And looked all bloaty.
How much boogie you think he has left in him?
 
2021-09-24 10:32:44 AM  
He already made a (pretty good) joke with his answer, and, no, it wasn't about going into the girls' locker room:

5. What futuristic technology that doesn't exist now would you like to have?

WS: A cloak of invisibility. I would use the cloak of invisibility when I stood in front of the mirror.


IE, he's saying he's fat and ugly and doesn't actually want to see himself in the mirror.
 
2021-09-24 3:58:59 PM  
Same reason any famous person wants one. So they can walk around without being harassed
 
2021-09-24 10:10:28 PM  
Who the f*ck cares. He's an asshole.
 
2021-09-25 7:23:24 AM  

Geotpf: He already made a (pretty good) joke with his answer, and, no, it wasn't about going into the girls' locker room:

5. What futuristic technology that doesn't exist now would you like to have?

WS: A cloak of invisibility. I would use the cloak of invisibility when I stood in front of the mirror.

IE, he's saying he's fat and ugly and doesn't actually want to see himself in the mirror.


So not only is he old and fat, he's not as funny as I am.  Duly noted.
 
2021-09-25 9:14:07 AM  

Trik: Why he turned down Dancing With The Stars

He's 90 eff'ing years old.
Last time I saw him he was carrying a sizeable amount of extra weight.
And looked all bloaty.
How much boogie you think he has left in him?


He's going into space on Blue Origin at 90. Warp speed ahead is all I can say!
 
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