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2021-09-23 11:00:33 PM  
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2021-09-23 11:02:24 PM  

Por que tan serioso: [Fark user image 400x192]


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2021-09-23 11:03:13 PM  
Is there any law that prohibits using a leadership platform from spreading known falsehoods? Lawyers can't do that. Is it too much to ask that politicians can't do that also?

hahaha. Of course it is. The richest among them would lose their jobs.
 
2021-09-23 11:03:17 PM  

Por que tan serioso: [Fark user image 400x192]


Well, most of the food the planet grows is bland and boring after a while, so eventually you gotta nacho cheesify that shiat.
That's where the credit score comes in.
 
2021-09-23 11:03:24 PM  
No ideas.

Just reaction.
 
2021-09-23 11:04:27 PM  
Conservatives want to conserve the status quo.  There are no ideas, there are only objections.  And tax cuts.  Don't get me started on job creators, we have to incentivize them because they won't hire people to do jobs that need done unless we reduce taxes.
 
2021-09-23 11:05:51 PM  
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2021-09-23 11:10:39 PM  
Funnied the headline.
 
2021-09-23 11:11:22 PM  

recondite cetacean: Conservatives want to conserve the status quo. There are no ideas, there are only objections.  And tax cuts.  Don't get me started on job creators, we have to incentivize them because they won't hire people to do jobs that need done unless we reduce taxes.


And that's why Republicans aren't actually conservative. They want to destroy the current status quo and drag us back to the 1850s at the latest.
 
2021-09-23 11:12:22 PM  
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2021-09-23 11:13:04 PM  

recondite cetacean: Conservatives want to conserve the status quo.  There are no ideas, there are only objections.  And tax cuts.  Don't get me started on job creators, we have to incentivize them because they won't hire people to do jobs that need done unless we reduce taxes.


They don't want to preserve the status quo. That's been a lie since the Whigs. They want to exalt the rich elites, give them more and more power, and crank us back into permanent serfdom.
 
2021-09-23 11:15:11 PM  
I've still yet to see how the f*ck Texas or Florida can force YT or whatever to do anything.
 
2021-09-23 11:17:05 PM  

HedlessChickn: No ideas.

Just reaction.


Oh, there are ideas. Horrible, horrible ideas that only rarely get out to the public's eyes and ears. But yes, also a lot of reaction , pro-action ( gaslighting new "threats to our way of life and or freedumbs" types of things , manufacturing outrage about them ) and so on. I listen to rwnj talk radio as I drive, which is about 8-12 hrs a day, when I am out of range of kxlu or the Irvine station that has a  thread each week, just to stay tuned into what they want people to be angry and scared about just on that day.
Suffice it to say- these people are close to being beyond help aside from electro shock therapy and confinement.
 
2021-09-23 11:18:03 PM  
It would be funny of Google just says "fark it, turning off services in Texas"
 
2021-09-23 11:19:20 PM  
Okay,
Shiat is bad if I need to spam this:
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Ants have their own little smell based internet.
When the smell for "walk forward" accidentally loops, the ants walk forward forever.

As ants walk forward the smell for walk forward strengthens. More ants join. More walk forward posts are made to the antnet.

They will walk until they die as certainly as Republican strongholds have overcrowded ICUs right now due to looping bad information.

Abbott is protecting the freedom to die like confused insects.
 
2021-09-23 11:19:24 PM  
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2021-09-23 11:20:16 PM  
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/Fake news generously sprinkled with alternative facts designed to stir up shiat to enrage angry old white men is what powers the conservative media
 
2021-09-23 11:20:41 PM  
Once again I'll ask Fark to name one, just one, conservative position or policy point that is demonstrably better than the progressives' corresponding position/policy point.  And generic, overly broad ideas like "privacy" and "liberty" don't count.

To this day no one has come up with anything, on Fark or elsewhere. A few times people have claimed "fiscal conservatism," but contrary to some people's beliefs, that phrase doesn't connote careful frugality but is rather just a fancy way of saying "low taxes and regulations in a laissez-faire economy." I had a friend claim that the GOP position on infrastructure could be argued to be superior to that of the Democrats', but even he had to concede that it's only potentially superior on paper, since Republicans never actually follow through on their demands and speeches. (He's an engineer and worked in urban design and concrete for a long time.)

Civil rights? Hell no. Economic policy? Definitely not. Foreign policy? Jesus Christ, no (although the Democrats also have a sh*tty history on this front). Infrastructure? Judicial appointments? Taxes? Nope, nope, nope.

Conservatives have literally nothing positive to offer the world. Literally nothing. If you disagree, show me why.
 
2021-09-23 11:21:00 PM  
America's conservatives have been subsumed within the death cult known as the Great Qanon Psychosis, or GQP. Conservative ideas in America are now:

1. Vaccines don't work
2. Climate change isn't real
3. Evolution didn't happen
4. Abortion and birth control are illegal, since a woman has only one purpose
5. Republican presidents cannot commit crimes
6. White people are in peril
7. Brown people are trying to replace white people
8. Racism is good
9. American history is communism
10. Goatees are the height of fashion
11. Democrats are senile enemies of America
12. Social media is a utility, and needs to be regulated
13. Internet service is provided by private companies
14. Sex is dirty and you should be ashamed
15. Bad words are illegal, except when the Republican president says them

I'll stop there. But there are more.
 
2021-09-23 11:21:22 PM  
What other "conservative ideas" are there these days

I klan think of a few more.
 
2021-09-23 11:21:52 PM  

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I think I misunderstood the assignment.
 
2021-09-23 11:22:40 PM  
Just because your "ideas" and behavior are equally shiatty, doesn't mean you're being booted for your ideas.
 
2021-09-23 11:22:41 PM  
Because growing enough food to sustain a household in a premodern society is hard
 
2021-09-23 11:23:27 PM  

austerity101: Once again I'll ask Fark to name one, just one, conservative position or policy point that is demonstrably better than the progressives' corresponding position/policy point.  And generic, overly broad ideas like "privacy" and "liberty" don't count.

To this day no one has come up with anything, on Fark or elsewhere. A few times people have claimed "fiscal conservatism," but contrary to some people's beliefs, that phrase doesn't connote careful frugality but is rather just a fancy way of saying "low taxes and regulations in a laissez-faire economy." I had a friend claim that the GOP position on infrastructure could be argued to be superior to that of the Democrats', but even he had to concede that it's only potentially superior on paper, since Republicans never actually follow through on their demands and speeches. (He's an engineer and worked in urban design and concrete for a long time.)

Civil rights? Hell no. Economic policy? Definitely not. Foreign policy? Jesus Christ, no (although the Democrats also have a sh*tty history on this front). Infrastructure? Judicial appointments? Taxes? Nope, nope, nope.

Conservatives have literally nothing positive to offer the world. Literally nothing. If you disagree, show me why.


All they have are Kremlin cribnotes scraped from the comment section of Gateway Pundit.

All recipes for American death.
 
2021-09-23 11:27:16 PM  
Conservatives have only one idea left.......

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2021-09-23 11:28:50 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Okay,
Shiat is bad if I need to spam this:
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Ants have their own little smell based internet.
When the smell for "walk forward" accidentally loops, the ants walk forward forever.

As ants walk forward the smell for walk forward strengthens. More ants join. More walk forward posts are made to the antnet.

They will walk until they die as certainly as Republican strongholds have overcrowded ICUs right now due to looping bad information.

Abbott is protecting the freedom to die like confused insects.


Those poor ants! We should start a GoFundMe!
 
2021-09-23 11:31:24 PM  
"Our terms of service makes it impossible to adhere to the demands of HB20 so we are hereby blocking Texas from access to our services."

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2021-09-23 11:33:49 PM  

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2021-09-23 11:35:42 PM  

austerity101: Znuh: [pbs.twimg.com image 748x561]

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I think I misunderstood the assignment.


Apparently he turned into a primadonna. Thinking that his acting on Salute Your Shorts and Evolution means to him that he's hot shait.
 
2021-09-23 11:37:14 PM  
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2021-09-23 11:38:13 PM  
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2021-09-23 11:38:44 PM  
I guess lowering the tax on rich.
That will always be protected by law in america.
 
2021-09-23 11:39:34 PM  
Modern Republicans would call Edmund Burke socialist.
 
2021-09-23 11:46:16 PM  
My current favorite despotism video from 1946 has this in it.

Despotism (1946)
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2021-09-23 11:54:30 PM  

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Oh yeah?  And how many libs hate Israel?  Despite the fact that Palestinian "values" are the opposite of "progressive"?  And how many Palestinians either deny The Holocaust or are happy that it happened?  Given their sick "values".

Here is one of the haters....without her mask:

https://www.newsweek.com/video-rashid​a​-tlaib-dancing-wedding-without-mask-vi​ewed-400k-times-1617895?amp=1
 
2021-09-23 11:57:29 PM  
I would find it immensely funny if this ended up forcing a "fair and balanced" requirement on conservative websites.
 
2021-09-24 12:00:14 AM  

The_Sponge: WilderKWight: [Fark user image image 634x333]

Oh yeah?  And how many libs hate Israel?  Despite the fact that Palestinian "values" are the opposite of "progressive"?  And how many Palestinians either deny The Holocaust or are happy that it happened?  Given their sick "values".

Here is one of the haters....without her mask:

https://www.newsweek.com/video-rashida​-tlaib-dancing-wedding-without-mask-vi​ewed-400k-times-1617895?amp=1


Aren't you supposed to support her because she's a Democrat? That's what I am told to do when it comes to non-Progressives who are members of the Democratic Party.
 
2021-09-24 12:09:08 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: The_Sponge: WilderKWight: [Fark user image image 634x333]

Oh yeah?  And how many libs hate Israel?  Despite the fact that Palestinian "values" are the opposite of "progressive"?  And how many Palestinians either deny The Holocaust or are happy that it happened?  Given their sick "values".

Here is one of the haters....without her mask:

https://www.newsweek.com/video-rashida​-tlaib-dancing-wedding-without-mask-vi​ewed-400k-times-1617895?amp=1

Aren't you supposed to support her because she's a Democrat? That's what I am told to do when it comes to non-Progressives who are members of the Democratic Party.


Being "woke" and "progressive" these days means that you hate Israel.

And let's be honest...she hates The United States as well.
 
2021-09-24 12:11:36 AM  

The_Sponge: Being "woke" and "progressive" these days means that you hate Israel.

And let's be honest...she hates The United States as well.


You know that headline wasn't expecting you to fill in the blank, right?
 
2021-09-24 12:17:42 AM  

The_Sponge: DarkSoulNoHope: The_Sponge: WilderKWight: [Fark user image image 634x333]

Oh yeah?  And how many libs hate Israel?  Despite the fact that Palestinian "values" are the opposite of "progressive"?  And how many Palestinians either deny The Holocaust or are happy that it happened?  Given their sick "values".

Here is one of the haters....without her mask:

https://www.newsweek.com/video-rashida​-tlaib-dancing-wedding-without-mask-vi​ewed-400k-times-1617895?amp=1

Aren't you supposed to support her because she's a Democrat? That's what I am told to do when it comes to non-Progressives who are members of the Democratic Party.

Being "woke" and "progressive" these days means that you hate Israel.

And let's be honest...she hates The United States as well.


Stay in your lane. I can hate the Israeli Gov and at the same time give more than a damn few flying farks to both the Israeli and Palestinian People. Peel back the onion on things once in a while.
 
2021-09-24 12:22:48 AM  

alienated: The_Sponge: DarkSoulNoHope: The_Sponge: WilderKWight: [Fark user image image 634x333]

Oh yeah?  And how many libs hate Israel?  Despite the fact that Palestinian "values" are the opposite of "progressive"?  And how many Palestinians either deny The Holocaust or are happy that it happened?  Given their sick "values".

Here is one of the haters....without her mask:

https://www.newsweek.com/video-rashida​-tlaib-dancing-wedding-without-mask-vi​ewed-400k-times-1617895?amp=1

Aren't you supposed to support her because she's a Democrat? That's what I am told to do when it comes to non-Progressives who are members of the Democratic Party.

Being "woke" and "progressive" these days means that you hate Israel.

And let's be honest...she hates The United States as well.

Stay in your lane. I can hate the Israeli Gov and at the same time give more than a damn few flying farks to both the Israeli and Palestinian People. Peel back the onion on things once in a while.


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2021-09-24 12:51:12 AM  

The_Sponge: alienated: The_Sponge: DarkSoulNoHope: The_Sponge: WilderKWight: [Fark user image image 634x333]

Oh yeah?  And how many libs hate Israel?  Despite the fact that Palestinian "values" are the opposite of "progressive"?  And how many Palestinians either deny The Holocaust or are happy that it happened?  Given their sick "values".

Here is one of the haters....without her mask:

https://www.newsweek.com/video-rashida​-tlaib-dancing-wedding-without-mask-vi​ewed-400k-times-1617895?amp=1

Aren't you supposed to support her because she's a Democrat? That's what I am told to do when it comes to non-Progressives who are members of the Democratic Party.

Being "woke" and "progressive" these days means that you hate Israel.

And let's be honest...she hates The United States as well.

Stay in your lane. I can hate the Israeli Gov and at the same time give more than a damn few flying farks to both the Israeli and Palestinian People. Peel back the onion on things once in a while.

[Fark user image 425x304]


wtf does that even meme ? again - stay in your lane .
 
2021-09-24 12:56:52 AM  

alienated: The_Sponge: alienated: The_Sponge: DarkSoulNoHope: The_Sponge: WilderKWight: [Fark user image image 634x333]

Oh yeah?  And how many libs hate Israel?  Despite the fact that Palestinian "values" are the opposite of "progressive"?  And how many Palestinians either deny The Holocaust or are happy that it happened?  Given their sick "values".

Here is one of the haters....without her mask:

https://www.newsweek.com/video-rashida​-tlaib-dancing-wedding-without-mask-vi​ewed-400k-times-1617895?amp=1

Aren't you supposed to support her because she's a Democrat? That's what I am told to do when it comes to non-Progressives who are members of the Democratic Party.

Being "woke" and "progressive" these days means that you hate Israel.

And let's be honest...she hates The United States as well.

Stay in your lane. I can hate the Israeli Gov and at the same time give more than a damn few flying farks to both the Israeli and Palestinian People. Peel back the onion on things once in a while.

[Fark user image 425x304]

wtf does that even meme ? again - stay in your lane .


Really?  Do I need to explain that to you!

How sad.
 
2021-09-24 1:15:27 AM  

animal color: America's conservatives have been subsumed within the death cult known as the Great Qanon Psychosis, or GQP. Conservative ideas in America are now:

1. Vaccines don't work
2. Climate change isn't real
3. Evolution didn't happen
4. Abortion and birth control are illegal, since a woman has only one purpose
5. Republican presidents cannot commit crimes
6. White people are in peril
7. Brown people are trying to replace white people
8. Racism is good
9. American history is communism
10. Goatees are the height of fashion
11. Democrats are senile enemies of America
12. Social media is a utility, and needs to be regulated
13. Internet service is provided by private companies
14. Sex is dirty and you should be ashamed
15. Bad words are illegal, except when the Republican president says them

I'll stop there. But there are more.


You forgot "The Jews are our misfortune."
 
2021-09-24 1:46:37 AM  

24fps: Modern Republicans would call Edmund Burke socialist.


They would call Adam Smith a commie
 
2021-09-24 1:58:28 AM  

LordJiro: recondite cetacean: Conservatives want to conserve the status quo. There are no ideas, there are only objections.  And tax cuts.  Don't get me started on job creators, we have to incentivize them because they won't hire people to do jobs that need done unless we reduce taxes.

And that's why Republicans aren't actually conservative. They want to destroy the current status quo and drag us back to the 1850s at the latest.


"Reactionary" is the word
 
2021-09-24 1:58:58 AM  

The_Sponge: alienated: The_Sponge: alienated: The_Sponge: DarkSoulNoHope: The_Sponge: WilderKWight: [Fark user image image 634x333]

Oh yeah?  And how many libs hate Israel?  Despite the fact that Palestinian "values" are the opposite of "progressive"?  And how many Palestinians either deny The Holocaust or are happy that it happened?  Given their sick "values".

Here is one of the haters....without her mask:

https://www.newsweek.com/video-rashida​-tlaib-dancing-wedding-without-mask-vi​ewed-400k-times-1617895?amp=1

Aren't you supposed to support her because she's a Democrat? That's what I am told to do when it comes to non-Progressives who are members of the Democratic Party.

Being "woke" and "progressive" these days means that you hate Israel.

And let's be honest...she hates The United States as well.

Stay in your lane. I can hate the Israeli Gov and at the same time give more than a damn few flying farks to both the Israeli and Palestinian People. Peel back the onion on things once in a while.

[Fark user image 425x304]

wtf does that even meme ? again - stay in your lane .

Really?  Do I need to explain that to you!

How sad.


therightcantmeme.tiff
 
2021-09-24 1:59:59 AM  
"H.B. 20 would unconstitutionally require platforms like YouTube and Facebook to disseminate, for example, pro-Nazi speech, terrorist propaganda, foreign government disinformation, and medical misinformation."

Pretty sure they're already doing that of their own free will.
 
2021-09-24 2:44:11 AM  
"What other "conservative ideas" are there these days?"

Be as stupid evil as is possible.
 
2021-09-24 2:49:07 AM  
"MY SNOWFLAKE FEE-FEES GET HURT WHEN YOU DON'T LET ME BE OPENLY RACIST, XENOPHOBIC, OR A BIGOTED RELIGIOUS ASSWIPE! SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!"

/get farked, you pieces of shiat
 
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