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2021-09-23 9:34:34 PM  
Cash.
Bus.
Lock box.
Be homeless in Cali for the winter.
Bus
Take a job on a farm with Mexicans in Kansas for summer.
Bus.
Live in Mexico.
 
2021-09-24 12:46:29 AM  
I knew his brother Matt.
 
2021-09-24 12:48:52 AM  
Farkers will be along shortly to tell us how Petito is responsible for this.
 
2021-09-24 12:52:08 AM  
*a vigil was held in Utah*

Yeah, your patriarchy did enough, the cops knew she was being abused and you all let her go because she was scared as f*ck and took the blame.

Want to atone for what YOUR STATE did to allow this? Fix the culture. You know at least two places to start.
 
2021-09-24 12:53:54 AM  
Too many questions

How much do the parents know?
Did they help him escape?
Is he alive?

There is a possibility we may never know the answers.
 
2021-09-24 12:56:53 AM  

DoctorCal: I knew his brother Matt.


I knew his cousin Dirtie
 
2021-09-24 12:58:20 AM  

jaivirtualcard: Too many questions

How much do the parents know?
Did they help him escape?
Is he alive?

There is a possibility we may never know the answers.


Sources close to the investigation - who insist on remaining anonymous - say, "Who knows?"
 
2021-09-24 12:59:20 AM  
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2021-09-24 12:59:38 AM  
F*ck...law enforcement should have done a better job of following him mince he got back home.

And if I am wrong..that is totally fine...but hopefully someone can  explain why if I am.
 
2021-09-24 1:00:54 AM  

The_Sponge: F*ck...law enforcement should have done a better job of following him mince he got back home.

And if I am wrong..that is totally fine...but hopefully someone can  explain why if I am.


Well, you see, he was white.
 
2021-09-24 1:01:24 AM  
So, for reasons such as, therefore, and such and such...
 
2021-09-24 1:03:22 AM  
Okay, this is getting funnier by the day.
 
2021-09-24 1:05:43 AM  

wildcardjack: Okay, this is getting funnier by the day.


Which parts giggle you?
 
2021-09-24 1:06:41 AM  

BigNumber12: Farkers will be along shortly to tell us how Petito is responsible for this.


I am honestly surprised they haven't already. The manosphere is declaring him the Real Victim™
 
2021-09-24 1:07:09 AM  

BigNumber12: Farkers will be along shortly to tell us how Petito is responsible for this.


She's not responsible. She is a victim.

But it's still possible for a terrible asshole to kill a regular asshole, and that can be acknowledged, while still saying it shouldn't have happened and feeling sympathy for the victim.

This whole idea of painting the victim as an angel, especially when it's a young, (usually privileged) white woman, is farking ridiculous and disgusting. We have to admit indigenous woman and women of color aren't (literally, currently, aren't) getting this treatment. And ask...what makes Petito special?

The attention this story is getting is literally because she's a cute, young, white woman. Had she been found alive, the headlines would just read "blogger found."
 
2021-09-24 1:07:13 AM  

jaivirtualcard: Too many questions

How much do the parents know?
Did they help him escape?
Is he alive?

There is a possibility we may never know the answers.


I was watching Chicken Noodle News earlier, they stated that in FL spouses(not relevant here), parents, grandparents can't be charged for aiding and abetting so who knows if they will be of any help but they could be without any repercussions.
 
2021-09-24 1:07:31 AM  
Laundrie should eat a Tide pod.
 
2021-09-24 1:07:57 AM  
I knew his sister, Clean.

She was damn nice to be inside of.
 
2021-09-24 1:09:35 AM  
This is heartbreaking I don't see anything funny here. You'd be surprised how many people go missing a year, maybe it's time we think about micrchipping people yeah mark of the beast? No maybe someone who wants to stay alive and have there family stay alive as well. People get tattoos as beauty marks but things like vaccines and micro chipping is too big of an inconvenience?   People are stupid.
 
2021-09-24 1:09:46 AM  
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2021-09-24 1:12:10 AM  

AnotherBluesStringer: The attention this story is getting is literally because she's a cute, young, white woman.


More that her killer is known and on the loose.  Those stories generally get attention.
 
2021-09-24 1:16:37 AM  

invictus2: ahhhhhhh the harpies back


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The Ur-Karen.
 
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2021-09-24 1:17:07 AM  
She's just doing this for the attention.
 
2021-09-24 1:18:40 AM  
So he killed her, stole her van AND used her cards to steal her money.

Any farkers ready to self-immolate from the shame of their MRA posts on this topic yet? Anyone? Gone very quiet in here.
 
2021-09-24 1:20:41 AM  

cravak: This is heartbreaking I don't see anything funny here. You'd be surprised how many people go missing a year, maybe it's time we think about micrchipping people yeah mark of the beast? No maybe someone who wants to stay alive and have there family stay alive as well. People get tattoos as beauty marks but things like vaccines and micro chipping is too big of an inconvenience?   People are stupid.


We are microchipping people. Haven't you been reading Facebook?
 
2021-09-24 1:26:51 AM  

puffy999: The_Sponge: F*ck...law enforcement should have done a better job of following him mince he got back home.

And if I am wrong..that is totally fine...but hopefully someone can  explain why if I am.

Well, you see, he was white.


Technically, he still is.
 
2021-09-24 1:27:41 AM  
The media's* obsession with missing white girls is disgusting.

*They only run the stories that sell so it's all y'all's fault for reading anything published about this.
 
2021-09-24 1:31:17 AM  
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2021-09-24 1:32:35 AM  

max_pooper: The media's* obsession with missing white girls is disgusting.

*They only run the stories that sell so it's all y'all's fault for reading anything published about this.


So here's the solution to that.  The next time you meet someone who introduces themselves as someone who works in modern reporting and news media, haul back and punch them as hard as you can in the stomach.

It won't change or fix anything, but you'll feel better for a short while.
 
2021-09-24 1:33:49 AM  
Sh*t, he did this at the beginning of the month? That's no help. Enough of this dirty stuff, Laundrie should come clean.
 
2021-09-24 1:35:20 AM  

vudukungfu: Cash.
Bus.
Lock box.
Be homeless in Cali for the winter.
Bus
Take a job on a farm with Mexicans in Kansas for summer.
Bus.
Live in Mexico.


I have a simpler plan.

Don't kill people.
 
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2021-09-24 1:37:07 AM  

BigNumber12: Farkers will be along shortly to tell us how Petito is responsible for this.


I tagged those sorry sacks of shiat with piss yellow. Same color I use for Trumpers

/azz remembers
 
2021-09-24 1:37:09 AM  

Fonaibung: puffy999: The_Sponge: F*ck...law enforcement should have done a better job of following him mince he got back home.

And if I am wrong..that is totally fine...but hopefully someone can  explain why if I am.

Well, you see, he was white.

Technically, he still is.


He might be gator turd brown by now
 
2021-09-24 1:40:13 AM  

anuran: Fonaibung: puffy999: The_Sponge: F*ck...law enforcement should have done a better job of following him mince he got back home.

And if I am wrong..that is totally fine...but hopefully someone can  explain why if I am.

Well, you see, he was white.

Technically, he still is.

He might be gator turd brown by now


Hopefully.
 
2021-09-24 1:45:17 AM  

BuckTurgidson: invictus2: ahhhhhhh the harpies back

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The Ur-Karen.


When I saw that pic, I literally muttered aloud: "Ah, the alpha-Karen..."
 
2021-09-24 1:52:54 AM  

BigNumber12: Farkers will be along shortly to tell us how Petito is responsible for this.


The bikers that she ran off with were the ones who used her debit card and they guessed her pin number.

/s
 
2021-09-24 2:03:09 AM  

The_Sponge: anuran: Fonaibung: puffy999: The_Sponge: F*ck...law enforcement should have done a better job of following him mince he got back home.

And if I am wrong..that is totally fine...but hopefully someone can  explain why if I am.

Well, you see, he was white.

Technically, he still is.

He might be gator turd brown by now

Hopefully.


Not a chance. That refuge thing was a plant. Maybe his parents aided maybe not. But it was a distraction. If it is determined his parents aided in that then I hope they are charged with the full cost involved.
 
2021-09-24 2:06:26 AM  

powhound: The_Sponge: anuran: Fonaibung: puffy999: The_Sponge: F*ck...law enforcement should have done a better job of following him mince he got back home.

And if I am wrong..that is totally fine...but hopefully someone can  explain why if I am.

Well, you see, he was white.

Technically, he still is.

He might be gator turd brown by now

Hopefully.

Not a chance. That refuge thing was a plant. Maybe his parents aided maybe not. But it was a distraction. If it is determined his parents aided in that then I hope they are charged with the full cost involved.


True.  I was being ridiculously optimistic.
 
2021-09-24 2:08:24 AM  
People in Utah only feel connected to  her because she looks like Elizabeth Smart.
 
2021-09-24 2:13:46 AM  

The_Sponge: powhound: The_Sponge: anuran: Fonaibung: puffy999: The_Sponge: F*ck...law enforcement should have done a better job of following him mince he got back home.

And if I am wrong..that is totally fine...but hopefully someone can  explain why if I am.

Well, you see, he was white.

Technically, he still is.

He might be gator turd brown by now

Hopefully.

Not a chance. That refuge thing was a plant. Maybe his parents aided maybe not. But it was a distraction. If it is determined his parents aided in that then I hope they are charged with the full cost involved.

True.  I was being ridiculously optimistic.


I admire you for holding on to that. I've become incredibly cynical towards almost everything this last number of years.
 
2021-09-24 2:19:41 AM  

Abox: Those stories generally get attention.


Especially when a pretty, blonde, white young women is the vic.
 
2021-09-24 2:27:18 AM  

powhound: The_Sponge: powhound: The_Sponge: anuran: Fonaibung: puffy999: The_Sponge: F*ck...law enforcement should have done a better job of following him mince he got back home.

And if I am wrong..that is totally fine...but hopefully someone can  explain why if I am.

Well, you see, he was white.

Technically, he still is.

He might be gator turd brown by now

Hopefully.

Not a chance. That refuge thing was a plant. Maybe his parents aided maybe not. But it was a distraction. If it is determined his parents aided in that then I hope they are charged with the full cost involved.

True.  I was being ridiculously optimistic.

I admire you for holding on to that. I've become incredibly cynical towards almost everything this last number of years.


This was a rare moment for me.

To be honest, I've heard the theories about his parents helping him escape, and that could easily be right.

No wonder he's so awful with parents like that.  My parents and I frequently have stressful disagreements, but I love them, and I know that they would not cover for me if 9 did something awful.
 
2021-09-24 2:28:48 AM  
*I did something awful

/Worse than a typo.  :-)
 
2021-09-24 2:31:25 AM  
He's dead Jim.
 
2021-09-24 2:40:38 AM  

cravak: This is heartbreaking I don't see anything funny here. You'd be surprised how many people go missing a year, maybe it's time we think about micrchipping people yeah mark of the beast? No maybe someone who wants to stay alive and have there family stay alive as well. People get tattoos as beauty marks but things like vaccines and micro chipping is too big of an inconvenience?


Do you think an RFID  let's you find a missing person? That there's some magical way to contact it from, I don't know, a satellite?

I've   seen others repeat this nonsense suggesting we chip the guys we traded for Bergdahl

You need to hit the chip with a scanner from within about 20 feet. Think about your cell phone, Enough battery to last maybe a week. And you think i tiny chip will include a power source that will last for years and transmit
over long distances?


People are stupid.

No shiate
 
2021-09-24 2:44:47 AM  

FarkingSmurf: jaivirtualcard: Too many questions

How much do the parents know?
Did they help him escape?
Is he alive?

There is a possibility we may never know the answers.

I was watching Chicken Noodle News earlier, they stated that in FL spouses(not relevant here), parents, grandparents can't be charged for aiding and abetting so who knows if they will be of any help but they could be without any repercussions.


He crossed state lines while committing a series of crimes, it's federal so they can absolutely be charged with aiding, harboring, obstruction, etc.
 
2021-09-24 2:47:56 AM  

Crackpipe: He's dead Jim.


Alive, traveling by bus
 
2021-09-24 3:02:06 AM  

anuran: BigNumber12: Farkers will be along shortly to tell us how Petito is responsible for this.

I am honestly surprised they haven't already. The manosphere is declaring him the Real Victim™


What in the hell is manoshpere?
 
2021-09-24 3:03:46 AM  

jaivirtualcard: Too many questions

How much do the parents know?
Did they help him escape?
Is he alive?

There is a possibility we may never know the answers.


Probably got him out by boat.
 
2021-09-24 3:07:37 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: cravak: This is heartbreaking I don't see anything funny here. You'd be surprised how many people go missing a year, maybe it's time we think about micrchipping people yeah mark of the beast? No maybe someone who wants to stay alive and have there family stay alive as well. People get tattoos as beauty marks but things like vaccines and micro chipping is too big of an inconvenience?

Do you think an RFID  let's you find a missing person? That there's some magical way to contact it from, I don't know, a satellite?

I've   seen others repeat this nonsense suggesting we chip the guys we traded for Bergdahl

You need to hit the chip with a scanner from within about 20 feet. Think about your cell phone, Enough battery to last maybe a week. And you think i tiny chip will include a power source that will last for years and transmit
over long distances?


People are stupid.

No shiate


Well, you might look into how apple tags work. They last a year and emit Bluetooth chirps. Nearby smart devices pick up the signal and report its characteristics to apple's "find my" network. It's actually freaky how location tracking has evolved.
 
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