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2021-09-23 6:39:18 PM  
He'll face more time for escaping than for the crime.
 
2021-09-23 8:42:30 PM  
...

...

... heheheh
 
2021-09-23 9:40:53 PM  
What his new jail nick name?
 
2021-09-23 10:11:16 PM  
When the ivermectin kicks in...
 
2021-09-23 10:12:04 PM  

vudukungfu: What his new jail nick name?


Kinky Kelly
 
2021-09-23 10:12:56 PM  

vudukungfu: What his new jail nick name?


Thee Stallion Farker
 
2021-09-23 10:12:59 PM  
Did he escape on horseback?

/DRTFA
 
2021-09-23 10:15:49 PM  
well...he does look like a horse foo ker.
 
2021-09-23 10:16:16 PM  
Black Sheep (8/10) Movie CLIP - Jack MeHoff (1996) HD
Youtube sBjNpZ5t9S4


/Can't believe I'm first with this
 
2021-09-23 10:16:51 PM  
Sarah Jessica Parker really lowered her standards
 
2021-09-23 10:18:26 PM  
Horse was prostituting itself off for some of that sweet ivermectin
 
2021-09-23 10:20:42 PM  
Dude, neigh means neigh.
 
2021-09-23 10:20:59 PM  
"A live horse?  Nice!"

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2021-09-23 10:23:33 PM  
Was he the giver or receiver? Mr Hands wants to know.
 
2021-09-23 10:26:20 PM  
*FREE IVERMECTIN*
 
2021-09-23 10:27:08 PM  
Jonah Barrett-Lesko, horsefarker. Forevermore.
 
2021-09-23 10:27:33 PM  
"That's what really attracted my attention to him because you don't see half-naked people running through the woods in their boxer shorts," Brammer stated.

"Usually they wear briefs around these parts."
 
2021-09-23 10:29:41 PM  
What?
All the sheep were too busy..?

/ I know I know
// it's still baaaad to sex the sheep
/// but the horse shoes won't fit in my boots!
 
2021-09-23 10:29:43 PM  
Does he know where to get a deal on Ivermectin?
And Horse semen?
Asking for a friend.
 
2021-09-23 10:32:56 PM  

lawd jesus its a fire: Was he the giver or receiver? Mr Hands wants to know.


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2021-09-23 10:33:31 PM  

vudukungfu: What his new jail nick name?


"Hay Neigh-bor !"
 
2021-09-23 10:34:39 PM  
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2021-09-23 10:34:41 PM  
Unavailable for comment
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2021-09-23 10:35:58 PM  

Petey4335: vudukungfu: What his new jail nick name?

Kinky Kelly


Neigh!
 
2021-09-23 10:37:08 PM  
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2021-09-23 10:37:20 PM  
I'd call him a bestial sadistic necrophiliac, but that would be beating a dead horse.
 
2021-09-23 10:37:55 PM  
Well fark him and the horse he...uh yeah
 
2021-09-23 10:38:03 PM  

aleister_greynight: He'll face more time for escaping than for the crime.


Five years for what you did, the rest because you tried to run. . . .
 
2021-09-23 10:40:29 PM  
Charging anyone with escape if it is non-violent is lame.

I like germany's approach to prison escape. Basically "Hah. Well done."
 
2021-09-23 10:41:07 PM  
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2021-09-23 10:42:54 PM  
8 out of 10 for almost pulling off an escape, but minus several million for banging a horse.
 
2021-09-23 10:44:30 PM  

daffy: Petey4335: vudukungfu: What his new jail nick name?

Kinky Kelly

Neigh!


Neigh means neigh.
 
2021-09-23 10:45:12 PM  
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2021-09-23 10:48:25 PM  
Baller Alert?
 
2021-09-23 10:57:51 PM  
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2021-09-23 10:59:35 PM  

jim32rr: vudukungfu: What his new jail nick name?

Thee Stallion Farker


Neigh means neigh.
 
2021-09-23 11:04:25 PM  

vudukungfu: What his new jail nick name?


Jo-Jackoff Hoseman
 
2021-09-23 11:05:05 PM  
Jo-Jackoff HORSEman
 
2021-09-23 11:06:28 PM  
So, Mr Horse. What did you think? Hmmm, no, sir, I didn't like it.
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2021-09-23 11:17:15 PM  

vudukungfu: What his new jail nick name?


Mr. ED

Secreteariat

Kinksem

Seattle Spew

Citation
 
2021-09-23 11:25:01 PM  
I actually had to click on article.  The mugshot looks like a haggard version a friend from elementary school and moved to Colorado a few years ago.

It's not him, but it definitely looks like him if he got on meth.
 
2021-09-23 11:25:45 PM  

Summoner101: Sarah Jessica Parker really lowered her standards

 
2021-09-23 11:29:19 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Dude, neigh means neigh nay


FTFY
 
2021-09-23 11:53:29 PM  
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2021-09-23 11:53:44 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Did he escape on horseback?

/DRTFA


Escaped on bareback.
 
2021-09-23 11:58:45 PM  
Guy goes to a psychologist.  Says "Doc, you gotta help me. All I can think about is farking a horse." Doc says 'I see... now would this be a mare or a stallion?' Guy replies "A mare of course!  What, you think I'm gay or something??"
 
2021-09-24 12:08:15 AM  
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You're the Horsedick Master!
 
2021-09-24 12:10:34 AM  
"What are you in for?"
"I farked a horse."
"I can hook you up with horse in here."
"No, I farked a horse."
"Oh I thought you said you were farked on horse. We got no horses in here but a couple of dudes are almost.."
"No."
 
2021-09-24 12:19:38 AM  

xraygun: Does he know where to get a deal on Ivermectin?
And Horse semen?
Asking for a friend.

NSFWish
Family Guy - Stewie Eats Horse Sperm
Youtube UvaEohNgk8M
 
2021-09-24 1:33:00 AM  
Remember the dude who died on video?
 
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