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2021-09-23 4:20:37 PM  
20 votes:
Hey hey!
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2021-09-23 7:56:15 PM  
16 votes:
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2021-09-23 6:07:22 PM  
12 votes:
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2021-09-24 3:16:12 AM  
7 votes:

DannyBrandt: spaztic lv6 cleric: and some days I prefer sportpuck to sportball....

But neither will eclipse my love for sweepy stone!  Ahhh, sweepy stone.

/where the shouts of "Brush! Brush! Hold!" Echo around the arena.

In 2010 when the Olympic Winter Games were in Vancouver, I became enthralled with sweepy stone. I watched every match I could.

I was also in community College at the (complete waste of) time. And happened to be in a public speech course at the time. So we had to give 1 argumentative speech, a persuasive speech, etc.

I did my informative speech on sweepy stone.

Did you know all sweepy stones come from one quarry in Scotland?


When the German Women's team is on TV I have the overwhelming urge to clean my apartment.
 
2021-09-23 4:11:50 PM  
6 votes:
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2021-09-23 11:51:19 PM  
6 votes:

spaztic lv6 cleric: real_headhoncho: spaztic lv6 cleric: Sarah Jessica Farker:

Sooooo..... How about that local sports team?

Pretty sporttastic, right?

I love sportsball!

and some days I prefer sportpuck to sportball....

But neither will eclipse my love for sweepy stone!  Ahhh, sweepy stone.

/where the shouts of "Brush! Brush! Hold!" Echo around the arena.


...New rule: curling shall be known as Sweepy Stone, now and forever more.

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'Sup, wildcats?
 
2021-09-24 12:21:42 AM  
6 votes:
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2021-09-23 5:17:34 PM  
5 votes:
Heeeeyyyy.  Some assholes ate my hosta.

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2021-09-23 5:25:23 PM  
5 votes:

freddyV: Sarah Jessica Farker: freddyV: Sarah Jessica Farker: I saw this earlier today:

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First time I've seen that, but I imagine it happens depressingly often.

I had a comment on that thread.

I got the notice and I hit refresh just to make sure I was reading it correctly.

I have a screencap of the headline, but I'd need to redact some stuff to post it...

My comment was that my dad fell for a scam and my mom called him a dumbass.


and she still does


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2021-09-23 5:42:38 PM  
5 votes:

dr_blasto: Dallymo: Heeeeyyyy.  Some assholes ate my hosta.

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Sorry, I was hungry.


Well, you could have stopped there instead of also stripping the hydrangeas.
 
2021-09-23 8:25:53 PM  
5 votes:
The cow-orker I won the Trump re-election bet with is running his mouth again.  Should I bet him double or nothing?
 
2021-09-23 11:24:19 PM  
5 votes:

real_headhoncho: spaztic lv6 cleric: Sarah Jessica Farker:

Sooooo..... How about that local sports team?

Pretty sporttastic, right?

I love sportsball!


and some days I prefer sportpuck to sportball....

But neither will eclipse my love for sweepy stone!  Ahhh, sweepy stone.

/where the shouts of "Brush! Brush! Hold!" Echo around the arena.
 
2021-09-23 5:41:05 PM  
4 votes:

Dallymo: Heeeeyyyy.  Some assholes ate my hosta.

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Sorry, I was hungry.
 
2021-09-23 7:53:14 PM  
4 votes:

MechaPyx: freddyV: Closed_Minded_Bastage: freddyV: Closed_Minded_Bastage: freddyV: 

ALL THE PICS! Thanks.

That hydrotherapy pool is bigger than I thought.

I think it's 9X12 and 4 1/2 feet deep.
It was donated to the rescue. The guy bought it when the lockdown started just so he could work out.
It has a harness so a human could swim.

We just put on a harness made for doggies and it works.

That's awesome!


it is kind of funny watching a tiny chihuahua swim in that thing.
 
2021-09-23 8:16:18 PM  
4 votes:
 
2021-09-23 6:03:05 PM  
3 votes:

Dallymo: dr_blasto: Dallymo: Heeeeyyyy.  Some assholes ate my hosta.

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Sorry, I was hungry.

Well, you could have stopped there instead of also stripping the hydrangeas.


I was reallyhungry!
 
2021-09-23 6:09:12 PM  
3 votes:

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How'd you get my medical records?
That is a HIPPA violation.
 
2021-09-23 7:46:16 PM  
3 votes:

freddyV: Sarah Jessica Farker: Ah, there are some names: Mark Meadows, Kash Patel, Steve Bannon, and Dan Scavino.

I am waiting for a few people whose last name begins with a 'T'.


Start with Tuberville, but tell him he's won a free TV and needs to come pick it up.
 
2021-09-23 8:06:04 PM  
3 votes:
 
2021-09-23 8:40:24 PM  
3 votes:

null: The cow-orker I won the Trump re-election bet with is running his mouth again.  Should I bet him double or nothing?


Cow Orker?
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2021-09-23 9:55:47 PM  
3 votes:
Sarah Jessica Farker:

Sooooo..... How about that local sports team?

Pretty sporttastic, right?
 
2021-09-23 10:27:32 PM  
3 votes:
Welp looks like it's time to move those goalposts

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2021-09-24 1:00:16 AM  
3 votes:
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2021-09-24 1:08:44 AM  
3 votes:
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2021-09-24 1:29:34 PM  
3 votes:
https://thehill.com/media/573771-fox-​n​ews-bans-rudy-giuliani-from-appearing-​report

Fox News has banned Rudy Giuliani and his son from appearing on its network, Politico Playbook reported on
 
2021-09-24 1:40:39 PM  
3 votes:
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/statu​s​/1441453226960715789?s=19

Rep. Boebert confounds constituents by making a sign declaring she's "each Biden"
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2021-09-24 2:04:31 PM  
3 votes:
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2021-09-24 5:18:08 PM  
3 votes:
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2021-09-23 5:22:39 PM  
2 votes:

ImpendingCynic: Markoff_Cheney: I just had a weird thought, what if through some transgression of events we end up needing Space Force to defend against an alien threat and they win.
And then Trump somehow did something right?  Even as dumb as Space Force sounds right now, like 60 years from now our grandkids could be thankful that Space Force saved all Earthians from the Xolodbznzians.

If a species is advanced enough to travel many light years with a large enough force to conquer a planet with 7 billion people, do you think we really stand a chance?



All they need to do is divert one asteroid into a collision course with Earth and we are boned.  Hell, they might do it and then land to claim to save us.  By taking the survivors to another planet.  After weighing us first.
 
2021-09-23 6:24:27 PM  
2 votes:

JulieAzel626: New fast moving brush fire threatening Redding in Northern California.

https://twitter.com/Weather_West/statu​s/1441158730305785858?s=20


the last church Frank Lloyd Wright built is in redding.

Also a neat pedestrian bridge that acts like a sundial as well.

/nothing else worth saving.
 
2021-09-23 7:10:01 PM  
2 votes:

freddyV: Ok.  I know y'all are tired of hearing bout my trip.

But here is a summary.

We took in a tons of doggies. We also found homes for a bunch, but not as many as we took in.

Build a pet hydrotherapy pool. And I saw 3 injuried doggies get to use it.

My cousin has a thrift store which is 60% of the funding for the rescue. Not sure if it's cuz it's Vegas or if it's because it funds a rescue, but people donate new stuff with tags and plastic wrap still on it.
A $4000 Armani dress with the tag still on was donated.
So was a new Xbox game and 10 games.

Also did tons of family stuff.

Went to the Iowa State-UNLV game. Allegiant stadium is a wowzer.
Iowa State won 48-3.
Saw an ISU graduate who is playing in the NBA in my section. Didn't bug him for a selfie since 10 others were. He was there to enjoy the game.

Went to Fremont numerous times. My cousin lives bout 8 blocks from there. Lots cheaper than the Strip.

Spent most my time in the Arts District. Don't think there is a single place to gamble there.
Lots of good bars and fantastic restaurants there.
Plus most are dog friendly. Saw so many doggos in bars, the people had beer and the dogs were given water dishes.

Love my family but 11 days in Vegas is too much.


Ok. Done talking bout my trip and boring y'all.


Good story but not one picture???
 
2021-09-23 8:36:49 PM  
2 votes:

JulieAzel626: https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/​d​enise-truffles-lyonnais-68-the-villiag​es-fl-anti-vaxxer-clown-dies-from-covi​d



Oh no!
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Anyway...
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/not feeling charitable today
 
2021-09-23 9:00:07 PM  
2 votes:

BDR459: null: The cow-orker I won the Trump re-election bet with is running his mouth again.  Should I bet him double or nothing?

What's the bet?


The original bet was $500 and doubled down to $1000 that Cheeto would lose.

He's now claiming I have to pay him back the $1000 and another $1000 if Trump wins in 2024.
 
2021-09-23 9:30:32 PM  
2 votes:

HedlessChickn: um like hi n stuff


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2021-09-23 9:32:33 PM  
2 votes:

eurotrader: JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1441​211334956224512?s=20

Schiff says on CNN if any of the witnesses defy the subpoenas, he hopes they will move swiftly to enforce them and that "the Justice Department would be open to be considering potential criminal contempt charges against anyone who ignores the law."

Please please do a perp walk and not a surrender to an agreed location with a bail agreement for release. Arrest them late on Friday night and keep them for a bond hearing.


This should be a COPS episode.  Chasing them down with their shirts off...
 
2021-09-23 9:51:18 PM  
2 votes:
Hey hey, I found [Homemade] Totoro cold soba noodles by reddit user akiraki

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2021-09-23 11:54:23 PM  
2 votes:

Sarah Jessica Farker: Sperm-providers


That smells misandrist to me.
 
2021-09-23 11:56:19 PM  
2 votes:

andrewagill: Welp looks like it's time to move those goalposts

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2021-09-23 11:57:33 PM  
2 votes:

spaztic lv6 cleric: real_headhoncho: spaztic lv6 cleric: Sarah Jessica Farker:

Sooooo..... How about that local sports team?

Pretty sporttastic, right?

I love sportsball!

and some days I prefer sportpuck to sportball....

But neither will eclipse my love for sweepy stone!  Ahhh, sweepy stone.

/where the shouts of "Brush! Brush! Hold!" Echo around the arena.



BONSPIEL!!!
 
2021-09-24 1:14:23 AM  
2 votes:

JulieAzel626: https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/​d​enise-truffles-lyonnais-68-the-villiag​es-fl-anti-vaxxer-clown-dies-from-covi​d


Anti-vaxxer clown? Gonna have to be more specific.
 
2021-09-24 1:46:47 PM  
2 votes:

Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/statu​s​/1441453226960715789?s=19

Rep. Boebert confounds constituents by making a sign declaring she's "each Biden"
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Sometime's I like to get really wasted and party like Hunter.  Other times I just want to hop in the old Trans Am and get ice cream.   I also have an inner teacher when I help my kids with school.  I'm not sure I am each Biden but I am at least several of them.
 
2021-09-23 4:16:55 PM  
1 vote:
I saw this earlier today:

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First time I've seen that, but I imagine it happens depressingly often.
 
2021-09-23 7:20:12 PM  
1 vote:
OH, you know you live in a tiny town when you go on vaca for 11 days and forget to lock the doors to your house and nothing is missing.
 
2021-09-23 8:20:32 PM  
1 vote:

JulieAzel626: https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/​d​enise-truffles-lyonnais-68-the-villiag​es-fl-anti-vaxxer-clown-dies-from-covi​d


What a shame so sudden with no warning.
 
2021-09-23 8:43:53 PM  
1 vote:

Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status​/​1441028810724548608?s=19

NEW: People vaccinated against Covid-19 while pregnant pass protection to their newborns, researchers from NYU Grossman School of Medicine find.


Dudes too?
 
2021-09-23 9:02:50 PM  
1 vote:
I'd like to see Mr Big Dick Toilet Whitaker get a subpoena .
 
2021-09-23 9:07:40 PM  
1 vote:
Rachel mentioned subpoenas.

and then she mentioned provocative subpoenas...


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/mmmm that some penis
 
2021-09-23 9:09:22 PM  
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2021-09-23 9:11:48 PM  
1 vote:
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2021-09-23 9:32:11 PM  
1 vote:
now it's mentioned that many subpoenas are coming...


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i love innuendo
 
2021-09-23 9:38:02 PM  
1 vote:

JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/JeffSchuhrke/stat​u​s/1441161022643916801?s=20

BREAKING: the workers who make Chicago's favorite tortilla brand, El Milagro, have just walked out of a production facility in Little Village to demand an end to unsafe & unfair working conditions. They're supported by @AriseChicago.


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And for those of you that don't habla Español, the name of that tortilla brand is Spanish for 'The Milagro'.

/I swear that joke never gets old
//just ask Mrs. Ride
///Ahoy-hoy crime stoppers
 
2021-09-23 10:17:28 PM  
1 vote:
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HAI EBBYBUDDY! TODAY IZ GOTCHA DAY! WE BEN WIF DIS HOMANS A YEER!
 
2021-09-23 10:31:44 PM  
1 vote:

andrewagill: Welp looks like it's time to move those goalposts

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*gasp*
 
2021-09-24 12:08:06 AM  
1 vote:
I'm starting to think Gabby Petito's boyfriend might know something about how she died.
 
2021-09-24 12:15:03 AM  
1 vote:

G-Ride: spaztic lv6 cleric: real_headhoncho: spaztic lv6 cleric: Sarah Jessica Farker:

Sooooo..... How about that local sports team?

Pretty sporttastic, right?

I love sportsball!

and some days I prefer sportpuck to sportball....

But neither will eclipse my love for sweepy stone!  Ahhh, sweepy stone.

/where the shouts of "Brush! Brush! Hold!" Echo around the arena.


BONSPIEL!!!


Tabernac!

/me when those dirty quebecois cheats win the briar.
 
2021-09-24 2:20:54 PM  
1 vote:
https://twitter.com/Heidi_Cuda/status​/​1441450990692016128?s=19

THIS JUST IN: The 2022 annual conservative CPAC conference will be held in Budapest, because of course. H/T @ruthbenghiat 
https://t.co/ZkIGjUQ0Hx
 
2021-09-24 4:34:38 PM  
1 vote:
https://bipartisanreport.com/2021/09/​2​4/congress-hits-cyber-ninjas-ceo-with-​notification-to-testify-under-oath/

Leaders within the House Oversight Committee and its related operations have requested the testimony of Doug Logan, who works as CEO of a company known as Cyber Ninjas and whose firm led the highly disputed audit of the 2020 presidential election results in Maricopa County, Arizona. House Oversight Committee chair Rep. Carolyn Maloney (D-N.Y.) a...
 
2021-09-24 4:58:13 PM  
1 vote:

Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/WalshFreedom/stat​u​s/1441482166551130114?s=19

Gosar and I were in Congress together ten years ago. Yea, he was a little nutty back then. But he's farking whacked out now. This is insane. https://t.co/RTv7eEUX7m
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https://twitter.com/AccountableGOP/sta​tus/1441457393829916678?s=19
Watch Rep. Paul Gosar (R), AZ-04, continue to spread insane conspiracies about the 2020 election.
"I've had people come to me from the...CIA fraud department." https://t.co/wfdY5OyM70


"CIA fraud department"??? Larf.
 
2021-09-24 5:13:36 PM  
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2021-09-24 6:13:24 PM  
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