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2021-09-23 9:26:37 PM  
https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/144​1​211334956224512?s=20

Schiff says on CNN if any of the witnesses defy the subpoenas, he hopes they will move swiftly to enforce them and that "the Justice Department would be open to be considering potential criminal contempt charges against anyone who ignores the law."
 
2021-09-23 9:29:21 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/144​1​211334956224512?s=20

Schiff says on CNN if any of the witnesses defy the subpoenas, he hopes they will move swiftly to enforce them and that "the Justice Department would be open to be considering potential criminal contempt charges against anyone who ignores the law."


Please please do a perp walk and not a surrender to an agreed location with a bail agreement for release. Arrest them late on Friday night and keep them for a bond hearing.
 
2021-09-23 9:30:32 PM  

HedlessChickn: um like hi n stuff


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2021-09-23 9:32:11 PM  
now it's mentioned that many subpoenas are coming...


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i love innuendo
 
2021-09-23 9:32:33 PM  

eurotrader: JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1441​211334956224512?s=20

Schiff says on CNN if any of the witnesses defy the subpoenas, he hopes they will move swiftly to enforce them and that "the Justice Department would be open to be considering potential criminal contempt charges against anyone who ignores the law."

Please please do a perp walk and not a surrender to an agreed location with a bail agreement for release. Arrest them late on Friday night and keep them for a bond hearing.


This should be a COPS episode.  Chasing them down with their shirts off...
 
2021-09-23 9:35:10 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/144​1​211334956224512?s=20

Schiff says on CNN if any of the witnesses defy the subpoenas, he hopes they will move swiftly to enforce them and that "the Justice Department would be open to be considering potential criminal contempt charges against anyone who ignores the law."


I like Schiff but he is full of shiat.
 
2021-09-23 9:36:41 PM  
https://twitter.com/NBCPolitics/statu​s​/1441214563882467332?s=19

The Biden administration has started reimbursing Florida school board members whose pay was docked for defying Gov. DeSantis's ban on mask mandates.
 
2021-09-23 9:37:05 PM  
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2021-09-23 9:37:21 PM  

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Turned out yummy!


That looks beautiful and delicious.
 
2021-09-23 9:38:02 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/JeffSchuhrke/stat​u​s/1441161022643916801?s=20

BREAKING: the workers who make Chicago's favorite tortilla brand, El Milagro, have just walked out of a production facility in Little Village to demand an end to unsafe & unfair working conditions. They're supported by @AriseChicago.


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And for those of you that don't habla Español, the name of that tortilla brand is Spanish for 'The Milagro'.

/I swear that joke never gets old
//just ask Mrs. Ride
///Ahoy-hoy crime stoppers
 
2021-09-23 9:46:32 PM  

G-Ride: JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/JeffSchuhrke/statu​s/1441161022643916801?s=20

BREAKING: the workers who make Chicago's favorite tortilla brand, El Milagro, have just walked out of a production facility in Little Village to demand an end to unsafe & unfair working conditions. They're supported by @AriseChicago.

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And for those of you that don't habla Español, the name of that tortilla brand is Spanish for 'The Milagro'.

/I swear that joke never gets old
//just ask Mrs. Ride
///Ahoy-hoy crime stoppers


I get tortillas from El Molino Mills. I'll bet someone sells them near the La Brea Tar Pits.
 
2021-09-23 9:47:14 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: real_headhoncho: Sarah Jessica Farker: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Sarah Jessica Farker: BDR459: Sarah Jessica Farker: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status/​1441028810724548608?s=19

NEW: People vaccinated against Covid-19 while pregnant pass protection to their newborns, researchers from NYU Grossman School of Medicine find.

Dudes too?

User name checks out.

/don't make me report you for being transphobic

Huh?

He's a Closed_Minded_Bastage for taking ANY ISSUE AT ALL with the phrase "pregnant people".

The post, "Dudes too?" is a "joke" rooted in TRANSPHOBIA.

That's news to me. Citation?

https://www.columbialawreview.org/cont​ent/pregnant-people/

I think he was suggesting that the fathers can pass on the covid protection as well, but hey, run with it.

No, then he would have said, "The fathers too?"

And that would have been farking funny!


I was initially going to go with 'Guys too?'.
 
2021-09-23 9:51:18 PM  
Hey hey, I found [Homemade] Totoro cold soba noodles by reddit user akiraki

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2021-09-23 9:51:51 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: Sarah Jessica Farker: real_headhoncho: Sarah Jessica Farker: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Sarah Jessica Farker: BDR459: Sarah Jessica Farker: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status/​1441028810724548608?s=19

NEW: People vaccinated against Covid-19 while pregnant pass protection to their newborns, researchers from NYU Grossman School of Medicine find.

Dudes too?

User name checks out.

/don't make me report you for being transphobic

Huh?

He's a Closed_Minded_Bastage for taking ANY ISSUE AT ALL with the phrase "pregnant people".

The post, "Dudes too?" is a "joke" rooted in TRANSPHOBIA.

That's news to me. Citation?

https://www.columbialawreview.org/cont​ent/pregnant-people/

I think he was suggesting that the fathers can pass on the covid protection as well, but hey, run with it.

No, then he would have said, "The fathers too?"

And that would have been farking funny!

I was initially going to go with 'Guys too?'.


Still smells transphobic to me, sorry.

As I said, maybe "Fathers too?" or "Sperm-providers too?"

What about someone who is pregnant with an IVF as a surrogate?  Then neither the sperm NOR the egg providers are the one passing on the immunity...


Yeah, I know. I'm really out there now.

I flew off the handle with the "threat to report" but seriously...

I'm supposed to call out microaggressions when I see them in support of my trans family.

And this still smells transphobic...
 
2021-09-23 9:55:47 PM  
Sarah Jessica Farker:

Sooooo..... How about that local sports team?

Pretty sporttastic, right?
 
2021-09-23 9:56:19 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: And this still smells transphobic...


You want Eddie Izzard?  That is how you get Eddie Izzard
 
2021-09-23 9:57:33 PM  

spaztic lv6 cleric: Sarah Jessica Farker:

Sooooo..... How about that local sports team?

Pretty sporttastic, right?


I love sportsball!
 
2021-09-23 9:57:57 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: And this still smells transphobic...


Wasn't my intent.
 
2021-09-23 9:59:10 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: Sarah Jessica Farker: And this still smells transphobic...

Wasn't my intent.


OK. I trust you'll do better next time!

/and all the lurkers who may have had this explained to them for the very first time...
 
2021-09-23 10:00:12 PM  

real_headhoncho: Sarah Jessica Farker: And this still smells transphobic...

You want Eddie Izzard?  That is how you get Eddie Izzard


Now you..... you still smell kinda phobic.....
 
2021-09-23 10:02:41 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Sarah Jessica Farker: And this still smells transphobic...

Wasn't my intent.

OK. I trust you'll do better next time!

/and all the lurkers who may have had this explained to them for the very first time...


It did cause me to consider if it was possible for a dog to smell. Dogs as I understand it devote about a third of their brain to smell in a visible type internal view.
 
2021-09-23 10:14:51 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Sarah Jessica Farker: And this still smells transphobic...

Wasn't my intent.

OK. I trust you'll do better next time!

/and all the lurkers who may have had this explained to them for the very first time...


Get 'em, horsey.

<3
 
2021-09-23 10:17:28 PM  
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HAI EBBYBUDDY! TODAY IZ GOTCHA DAY! WE BEN WIF DIS HOMANS A YEER!
 
2021-09-23 10:24:35 PM  

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HAI EBBYBUDDY! TODAY IZ GOTCHA DAY! WE BEN WIF DIS HOMANS A YEER!


Hi Birb and Launcher

glad to see you are treating your hoomans so gud.
 
2021-09-23 10:27:32 PM  
Welp looks like it's time to move those goalposts

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2021-09-23 10:31:44 PM  

andrewagill: Welp looks like it's time to move those goalposts

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*gasp*
 
2021-09-23 10:39:06 PM  

DannyBrandt: Birb and Launcher: [Fark user image image 425x518]
HAI EBBYBUDDY! TODAY IZ GOTCHA DAY! WE BEN WIF DIS HOMANS A YEER!

Hi Birb and Launcher

glad to see you are treating your hoomans so gud.


Hai unkl! Yeah, we lub dis peepl pretty gud. Dey gib gud noms an cronchtreets an pet us lots. We hab menny toys, an dey keep da poop box nice an kleen.
 
2021-09-23 10:45:41 PM  

andrewagill: Welp looks like it's time to move those goalposts

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2021-09-23 11:24:19 PM  

real_headhoncho: spaztic lv6 cleric: Sarah Jessica Farker:

Sooooo..... How about that local sports team?

Pretty sporttastic, right?

I love sportsball!


and some days I prefer sportpuck to sportball....

But neither will eclipse my love for sweepy stone!  Ahhh, sweepy stone.

/where the shouts of "Brush! Brush! Hold!" Echo around the arena.
 
2021-09-23 11:45:01 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: real_headhoncho: Sarah Jessica Farker: And this still smells transphobic...

You want Eddie Izzard?  That is how you get Eddie Izzard

Now you..... you still smell kinda phobic.....


Really?  Well... whatever you do.

.

..


...


...


Don't look behind you.
 
2021-09-23 11:46:34 PM  

Birb and Launcher: [Fark user image image 425x518]
HAI EBBYBUDDY! TODAY IZ GOTCHA DAY! WE BEN WIF DIS HOMANS A YEER!


Aww, my cats' twins are looking super cute!
 
2021-09-23 11:51:19 PM  

spaztic lv6 cleric: real_headhoncho: spaztic lv6 cleric: Sarah Jessica Farker:

Sooooo..... How about that local sports team?

Pretty sporttastic, right?

I love sportsball!

and some days I prefer sportpuck to sportball....

But neither will eclipse my love for sweepy stone!  Ahhh, sweepy stone.

/where the shouts of "Brush! Brush! Hold!" Echo around the arena.


...New rule: curling shall be known as Sweepy Stone, now and forever more.

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'Sup, wildcats?
 
2021-09-23 11:54:23 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Sperm-providers


That smells misandrist to me.
 
2021-09-23 11:55:04 PM  

Clutch2013: spaztic lv6 cleric: real_headhoncho: spaztic lv6 cleric: Sarah Jessica Farker:

Sooooo..... How about that local sports team?

Pretty sporttastic, right?

I love sportsball!

and some days I prefer sportpuck to sportball....

But neither will eclipse my love for sweepy stone!  Ahhh, sweepy stone.

/where the shouts of "Brush! Brush! Hold!" Echo around the arena.

...New rule: curling shall be known as Sweepy Stone, now and forever more.

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'Sup, wildcats?


I second this!
 
2021-09-23 11:56:19 PM  

andrewagill: Welp looks like it's time to move those goalposts

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2021-09-23 11:57:12 PM  

clodcomplex: andrewagill: Welp looks like it's time to move those goalposts

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They were got to by the DEEP STATE!
 
2021-09-23 11:57:18 PM  

27 With Dadbod Though: Sarah Jessica Farker: Sperm-providers

That smells misandrist to me.


How so?

Go ahead, explain it like I'm five.


Is egg donor misogynist?

Does specifying the type of gamete in any way demean the gender identity of the person providing the gamete?
 
2021-09-23 11:57:33 PM  

spaztic lv6 cleric: real_headhoncho: spaztic lv6 cleric: Sarah Jessica Farker:

Sooooo..... How about that local sports team?

Pretty sporttastic, right?

I love sportsball!

and some days I prefer sportpuck to sportball....

But neither will eclipse my love for sweepy stone!  Ahhh, sweepy stone.

/where the shouts of "Brush! Brush! Hold!" Echo around the arena.



BONSPIEL!!!
 
2021-09-24 12:01:34 AM  
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2021-09-24 12:04:29 AM  
Senate confirms Daniel Kritenbrink as Asst Secretary of State for East Asian and Paxific Affairs. 72-14
 
2021-09-24 12:08:06 AM  
I'm starting to think Gabby Petito's boyfriend might know something about how she died.
 
2021-09-24 12:11:27 AM  

real_headhoncho: HedlessChickn: um like hi n stuff

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I feel this way too.
 
2021-09-24 12:15:03 AM  

G-Ride: spaztic lv6 cleric: real_headhoncho: spaztic lv6 cleric: Sarah Jessica Farker:

Sooooo..... How about that local sports team?

Pretty sporttastic, right?

I love sportsball!

and some days I prefer sportpuck to sportball....

But neither will eclipse my love for sweepy stone!  Ahhh, sweepy stone.

/where the shouts of "Brush! Brush! Hold!" Echo around the arena.


BONSPIEL!!!


Tabernac!

/me when those dirty quebecois cheats win the briar.
 
2021-09-24 12:15:25 AM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: 27 With Dadbod Though: Sarah Jessica Farker: Sperm-providers

That smells misandrist to me.

How so?

Go ahead, explain it like I'm five.


Is egg donor misogynist?

Does specifying the type of gamete in any way demean the gender identity of the person providing the gamete?


First, let me apologize and explain that I was being facetious and I should have included a '/s' ('/f'?).  Your questions are valid questions and deserve honest and genuine responses.  I don't think that "egg donor" is misogynist, and I don't think that "sperm donor" is misandrist.  But "sperm-provider" hits the same nerve as anti-choice people describing women as "host bodies".  It only hits the nerve about 5% as much, given the overall context, but that is where my snark came from.

Specifying the type of gamete definitely does not demean the gender identity of the person providing the gamete, but the manner in which the provision of said gametes is described could be interpreted as demeaning, regardless of the describers intent.
 
2021-09-24 12:17:06 AM  
Senate also held 5 consecutive cloture votes on other Asst. Secretaries of State. These are nominations that would normally be passed via voice vote to which Hawley and Cruz are objecting. Schumer promised some long nights to ram them through in response. Presumably confirmations will be finished on Monday as some time has to elapse between cloture and the confirmarion vote.
 
2021-09-24 12:19:39 AM  

clodcomplex: I'm starting to think Gabby Petito's boyfriend might know something about how she died.


Well, that certainly doesn't not sound like a long shot.
 
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2021-09-24 12:23:55 AM  
https://www.npr.org/2021/09/23/104008​8​768/national-cathedral-confederate-sta​ined-glass-windows-racial-justice-mars​hall

The National Cathedral chooses a contemporary artist known for his works depicting African American life to design the new  windows. They will replace a set with Confederate imagery that were removed in 2017.
 
2021-09-24 12:53:04 AM  

27 With Dadbod Though: Sarah Jessica Farker: 27 With Dadbod Though: Sarah Jessica Farker: Sperm-providers

That smells misandrist to me.

How so?

Go ahead, explain it like I'm five.


Is egg donor misogynist?

Does specifying the type of gamete in any way demean the gender identity of the person providing the gamete?

First, let me apologize and explain that I was being facetious and I should have included a '/s' ('/f'?).  Your questions are valid questions and deserve honest and genuine responses.  I don't think that "egg donor" is misogynist, and I don't think that "sperm donor" is misandrist.  But "sperm-provider" hits the same nerve as anti-choice people describing women as "host bodies".  It only hits the nerve about 5% as much, given the overall context, but that is where my snark came from.

Specifying the type of gamete definitely does not demean the gender identity of the person providing the gamete, but the manner in which the provision of said gametes is described could be interpreted as demeaning, regardless of the describers intent.


Thanks.

I clearly had a brain-fart on the perfectly cromulent term "sperm donor" and get where your snark came from. My inner five year old totally gets it.

The /s would have gone a looooong way there, but eh, "welcome to FARK", right?
 
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