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2021-09-23 7:48:18 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: spaztic lv6 cleric: Sarah Jessica Farker: JulieAzel626: The January 6 Committee issues its first subpoenas.

Where are the NAMES?

I want to see whose feet are up to the fire first!

Fingers crossed it's Bannon

/or stone.... Give him another chance to be convicted for lying under oath.

fireBREAKING: The @January6thCmte has issued #subpoenas to 4 current and former top Trump aides: Mark Meadows, Kash Patel, Steve Bannon, and Dan Scavino.
https://t.co/s0qahFmoXC


ahahahahaha
 
2021-09-23 7:53:14 PM  

MechaPyx: freddyV: Closed_Minded_Bastage: freddyV: Closed_Minded_Bastage: freddyV: 

ALL THE PICS! Thanks.

That hydrotherapy pool is bigger than I thought.

I think it's 9X12 and 4 1/2 feet deep.
It was donated to the rescue. The guy bought it when the lockdown started just so he could work out.
It has a harness so a human could swim.

We just put on a harness made for doggies and it works.

That's awesome!


it is kind of funny watching a tiny chihuahua swim in that thing.
 
2021-09-23 7:53:47 PM  
 
2021-09-23 7:54:54 PM  
I'm sooooooo looking forward to a round of 50 to 60 data broker opt out requests all having to be done at once next week after we debt default and shutdown and then restart the government.
 
2021-09-23 7:56:15 PM  
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2021-09-23 8:06:04 PM  
 
2021-09-23 8:16:18 PM  
 
2021-09-23 8:20:32 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/denise-truffles-lyonnais-68-the-villiages-fl-anti-vaxxer-clown-dies-from-covid


What a shame so sudden with no warning.
 
2021-09-23 8:25:53 PM  
The cow-orker I won the Trump re-election bet with is running his mouth again.  Should I bet him double or nothing?
 
2021-09-23 8:26:42 PM  

null: The cow-orker I won the Trump re-election bet with is running his mouth again.  Should I bet him double or nothing?


I wouldn't
 
2021-09-23 8:27:41 PM  

null: The cow-orker I won the Trump re-election bet with is running his mouth again.  Should I bet him double or nothing?


What's the bet?
 
2021-09-23 8:33:59 PM  

null: The cow-orker I won the Trump re-election bet with is running his mouth again.  Should I bet him double or nothing?


If he's betting on the Thanksgiving thing, yes, absolutely.
 
2021-09-23 8:36:25 PM  

freddyV: Closed_Minded_Bastage: freddyV: Ok.  I know y'all are tired of hearing bout my trip.

But here is a summary.

We took in a tons of doggies. We also found homes for a bunch, but not as many as we took in.

Build a pet hydrotherapy pool. And I saw 3 injuried doggies get to use it.

My cousin has a thrift store which is 60% of the funding for the rescue. Not sure if it's cuz it's Vegas or if it's because it funds a rescue, but people donate new stuff with tags and plastic wrap still on it.
A $4000 Armani dress with the tag still on was donated.
So was a new Xbox game and 10 games.

Also did tons of family stuff.

Went to the Iowa State-UNLV game. Allegiant stadium is a wowzer.
Iowa State won 48-3.
Saw an ISU graduate who is playing in the NBA in my section. Didn't bug him for a selfie since 10 others were. He was there to enjoy the game.

Went to Fremont numerous times. My cousin lives bout 8 blocks from there. Lots cheaper than the Strip.

Spent most my time in the Arts District. Don't think there is a single place to gamble there.
Lots of good bars and fantastic restaurants there.
Plus most are dog friendly. Saw so many doggos in bars, the people had beer and the dogs were given water dishes.

Love my family but 11 days in Vegas is too much.


Ok. Done talking bout my trip and boring y'all.

Good story but not one picture???

Which would you like?
The hydrotherapy pool? [Fark user image 425x566]or the beer? [Fark user image 425x576][Fark user image 425x318]or from the game? [Fark user image 425x566]or the roof at Fremont? [Fark user image 425x566]


Looks like a good time!
 
2021-09-23 8:36:49 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://www.sorryantivaxxer.com/post/denise-truffles-lyonnais-68-the-villiages-fl-anti-vaxxer-clown-dies-from-covid



Oh no!
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Anyway...
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/not feeling charitable today
 
2021-09-23 8:37:13 PM  
https://twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status/1441028810724548608?s=19

NEW: People vaccinated against Covid-19 while pregnant pass protection to their newborns, researchers from NYU Grossman School of Medicine find.
 
2021-09-23 8:37:41 PM  

null: The cow-orker I won the Trump re-election bet with is running his mouth again.  Should I bet him double or nothing?


Seems like doing it again could foster resentment. Since you have to work with this person in the future...
 
2021-09-23 8:38:59 PM  

Dallymo: freddyV: Closed_Minded_Bastage: freddyV: Ok.  I know y'all are tired of hearing bout my trip.

Looks like a good time!


Oh it was.
I can't stop thinking or talking bout the trip.
It was my first time out of my county since COVID struck.
 
2021-09-23 8:40:24 PM  

null: The cow-orker I won the Trump re-election bet with is running his mouth again.  Should I bet him double or nothing?


Cow Orker?
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2021-09-23 8:43:02 PM  
Have a pony
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2021-09-23 8:43:40 PM  
This week's farm box included a Thelma Sanders Sweet Potato Squash, which is roasting in the oven with a stuffing of quinoa, onion, dried cherries, raisins, lemon juice, and parsley.  It's accompanied by a salad from lettuce, cherry tomatoes, wax beans, and carrots, all from the farm, with a homemade honey mustard dressing.  The lettuce is a speckled variety, and the cherry tomatoes are all dark purplish brown and sweet as can be.  Mmmmm.

My coworker is on vacation starting tomorrow so for the next week or so I'll be running full tilt into stuff I know nothing about, which always makes me anxious.  But I can just do the best I can with the tools I have available to me, and maybe I'll treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath or something to wash the tension away.
 
2021-09-23 8:43:53 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status/1441028810724548608?s=19

NEW: People vaccinated against Covid-19 while pregnant pass protection to their newborns, researchers from NYU Grossman School of Medicine find.


Dudes too?
 
2021-09-23 8:45:27 PM  

real_headhoncho: null: The cow-orker I won the Trump re-election bet with is running his mouth again.  Should I bet him double or nothing?

Cow Orker?
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Orkers of cows are all over the place! Everybody at the office knows at least one!
 
2021-09-23 8:47:06 PM  
https://twitter.com/TristanSnell/status/1441124468953272322?s=19

BREAKING: Federal Court finds: "For decades, many at Ohio State tasked with protecting and training students and young athletes instead turned a blind eye to Strauss's exploitation. From 1979 to 2018, Ohio State utterly failed these victims."
Care to comment, Jim Jordan?
 
2021-09-23 8:50:20 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status/1441028810724548608?s=19

NEW: People vaccinated against Covid-19 while pregnant pass protection to their newborns, researchers from NYU Grossman School of Medicine find.

Dudes too?


User name checks out.

/don't make me report you for being transphobic
 
2021-09-23 8:54:05 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status/1441028810724548608?s=19

NEW: People vaccinated against Covid-19 while pregnant pass protection to their newborns, researchers from NYU Grossman School of Medicine find.

Dudes too?

User name checks out.

/don't make me report you for being transphobic


He was just speaking Dude, dude.
 
2021-09-23 8:54:22 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status/1441028810724548608?s=19

NEW: People vaccinated against Covid-19 while pregnant pass protection to their newborns, researchers from NYU Grossman School of Medicine find.

Dudes too?

User name checks out.

/don't make me report you for being transphobic


Huh?
 
2021-09-23 8:55:17 PM  
um like hi n stuff
 
2021-09-23 8:57:10 PM  
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Turned out yummy!
 
2021-09-23 8:59:23 PM  

BDR459: Sarah Jessica Farker: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status/1441028810724548608?s=19

NEW: People vaccinated against Covid-19 while pregnant pass protection to their newborns, researchers from NYU Grossman School of Medicine find.

Dudes too?

User name checks out.

/don't make me report you for being transphobic

Huh?


He's a Closed_Minded_Bastage for taking ANY ISSUE AT ALL with the phrase "pregnant people".

The post, "Dudes too?" is a "joke" rooted in TRANSPHOBIA.
 
2021-09-23 9:00:07 PM  

BDR459: null: The cow-orker I won the Trump re-election bet with is running his mouth again.  Should I bet him double or nothing?

What's the bet?


The original bet was $500 and doubled down to $1000 that Cheeto would lose.

He's now claiming I have to pay him back the $1000 and another $1000 if Trump wins in 2024.
 
2021-09-23 9:00:45 PM  
News to break!

*settles in for Rach*
 
2021-09-23 9:01:21 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: BDR459: Sarah Jessica Farker: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status/1441028810724548608?s=19

NEW: People vaccinated against Covid-19 while pregnant pass protection to their newborns, researchers from NYU Grossman School of Medicine find.

Dudes too?

User name checks out.

/don't make me report you for being transphobic

Huh?

He's a Closed_Minded_Bastage for taking ANY ISSUE AT ALL with the phrase "pregnant people".

The post, "Dudes too?" is a "joke" rooted in TRANSPHOBIA.


That's news to me. Citation?
 
2021-09-23 9:02:18 PM  
We have Br... Hurley Burly!
 
2021-09-23 9:02:50 PM  
I'd like to see Mr Big Dick Toilet Whitaker get a subpoena .
 
2021-09-23 9:03:22 PM  
I HOPE IT'S GOT A LOT OF BAMBOO IN IT!
 
2021-09-23 9:05:19 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: Sarah Jessica Farker: BDR459: Sarah Jessica Farker: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status/1441028810724548608?s=19

NEW: People vaccinated against Covid-19 while pregnant pass protection to their newborns, researchers from NYU Grossman School of Medicine find.

Dudes too?

User name checks out.

/don't make me report you for being transphobic

Huh?

He's a Closed_Minded_Bastage for taking ANY ISSUE AT ALL with the phrase "pregnant people".

The post, "Dudes too?" is a "joke" rooted in TRANSPHOBIA.

That's news to me. Citation?


https://www.columbialawreview.org/content/pregnant-people/
 
2021-09-23 9:05:58 PM  
https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/1441193845069279232?s=20

1/ Now, let me take a moment to note something for the 1/6 committee. Each one of these Trump mooks will resist the subpoenas. Each one of them will demand to testify in private. Each one with make spurious claims of executive privilege. Each one of them will lie and lie.

2/ Now...and this is the tricky part, but do try to pay attention.

fark. These. Guys.

Don't let them or their lawyers wedge you into the phony courtesies and hollow formalities of the Old Washington.

These are people who would have gladly burned down our nation.

...

6/ I'm a sterner sort than anyone on the committee, but for ONCE, get the taste of blood in your mouth. For ONCE, act like you farking mean it. Enforce subpoenas. DOJ will back it. Jail obstructionists. Demand candor.
 
2021-09-23 9:07:40 PM  
Rachel mentioned subpoenas.

and then she mentioned provocative subpoenas...


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/mmmm that some penis
 
2021-09-23 9:07:41 PM  

null: BDR459: null: The cow-orker I won the Trump re-election bet with is running his mouth again.  Should I bet him double or nothing?

What's the bet?

The original bet was $500 and doubled down to $1000 that Cheeto would lose.

He's now claiming I have to pay him back the $1000 and another $1000 if Trump wins in 2024.


Shake his hand say deal.
 
2021-09-23 9:09:22 PM  
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2021-09-23 9:09:46 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Sarah Jessica Farker: BDR459: Sarah Jessica Farker: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status/1441028810724548608?s=19

NEW: People vaccinated against Covid-19 while pregnant pass protection to their newborns, researchers from NYU Grossman School of Medicine find.

Dudes too?

User name checks out.

/don't make me report you for being transphobic

Huh?

He's a Closed_Minded_Bastage for taking ANY ISSUE AT ALL with the phrase "pregnant people".

The post, "Dudes too?" is a "joke" rooted in TRANSPHOBIA.

That's news to me. Citation?

https://www.columbialawreview.org/content/pregnant-people/


I think he was suggesting that the fathers can pass on the covid protection as well, but hey, run with it.
 
2021-09-23 9:10:10 PM  
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Burger Taco.  When you grill a nice big burger only to discover the last bun has gone moldy.

A little messier than using a bun as the stuff tries to squirt out the ends, but pretty tasty.
 
2021-09-23 9:10:35 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/1441193845069279232?s=20

1/ Now, let me take a moment to note something for the 1/6 committee. Each one of these Trump mooks will resist the subpoenas. Each one of them will demand to testify in private. Each one with make spurious claims of executive privilege. Each one of them will lie and lie.

2/ Now...and this is the tricky part, but do try to pay attention.

fark. These. Guys.

Don't let them or their lawyers wedge you into the phony courtesies and hollow formalities of the Old Washington.

These are people who would have gladly burned down our nation.

...

6/ I'm a sterner sort than anyone on the committee, but for ONCE, get the taste of blood in your mouth. For ONCE, act like you farking mean it. Enforce subpoenas. DOJ will back it. Jail obstructionists. Demand candor.


I just have a feeling this will be in courts for a while.
They will file, lose, appeal and so on.
 
2021-09-23 9:11:12 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: Sarah Jessica Farker: BDR459: Sarah Jessica Farker: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status/1441028810724548608?s=19

NEW: People vaccinated against Covid-19 while pregnant pass protection to their newborns, researchers from NYU Grossman School of Medicine find.

Dudes too?

User name checks out.

/don't make me report you for being transphobic

Huh?

He's a Closed_Minded_Bastage for taking ANY ISSUE AT ALL with the phrase "pregnant people".

The post, "Dudes too?" is a "joke" rooted in TRANSPHOBIA.

That's news to me. Citation?


https://www.eurekalert.org/news-releases/719868

Pregnant transgender men at risk for depression and lack of care, Rutgers study finds
Peer-Reviewed Publication
Transgender men who become pregnant are at increased risk for depression and difficulty getting medical care due to a lack of knowledge among health care providers, a Rutgers study reports.
While some plan to become pregnant, the research suggests that unintended pregnancies occur in up to 30 percent of transgender men.
 
2021-09-23 9:11:24 PM  

real_headhoncho: Sarah Jessica Farker: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Sarah Jessica Farker: BDR459: Sarah Jessica Farker: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status/1441028810724548608?s=19

NEW: People vaccinated against Covid-19 while pregnant pass protection to their newborns, researchers from NYU Grossman School of Medicine find.

Dudes too?

User name checks out.

/don't make me report you for being transphobic

Huh?

He's a Closed_Minded_Bastage for taking ANY ISSUE AT ALL with the phrase "pregnant people".

The post, "Dudes too?" is a "joke" rooted in TRANSPHOBIA.

That's news to me. Citation?

https://www.columbialawreview.org/content/pregnant-people/

I think he was suggesting that the fathers can pass on the covid protection as well, but hey, run with it.


No, then he would have said, "The fathers too?"

And that would have been farking funny!
 
2021-09-23 9:11:48 PM  
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2021-09-23 9:13:32 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: real_headhoncho: Sarah Jessica Farker: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Sarah Jessica Farker: BDR459: Sarah Jessica Farker: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status/1441028810724548608?s=19

NEW: People vaccinated against Covid-19 while pregnant pass protection to their newborns, researchers from NYU Grossman School of Medicine find.

Dudes too?

User name checks out.

/don't make me report you for being transphobic

Huh?

He's a Closed_Minded_Bastage for taking ANY ISSUE AT ALL with the phrase "pregnant people".

The post, "Dudes too?" is a "joke" rooted in TRANSPHOBIA.

That's news to me. Citation?

https://www.columbialawreview.org/content/pregnant-people/

I think he was suggesting that the fathers can pass on the covid protection as well, but hey, run with it.

No, then he would have said, "The fathers too?"

And that would have been farking funny!


Dudes can be fathers, too.

(This is when a brick wall pops out of the ground and you run into it cartoonish-like, we all have a laugh and then we get on with our lives...)
 
2021-09-23 9:17:45 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Sarah Jessica Farker: BDR459: Sarah Jessica Farker: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status/1441028810724548608?s=19

NEW: People vaccinated against Covid-19 while pregnant pass protection to their newborns, researchers from NYU Grossman School of Medicine find.

Dudes too?

User name checks out.

/don't make me report you for being transphobic

Huh?

He's a Closed_Minded_Bastage for taking ANY ISSUE AT ALL with the phrase "pregnant people".

The post, "Dudes too?" is a "joke" rooted in TRANSPHOBIA.

That's news to me. Citation?

https://www.columbialawreview.org/content/pregnant-people/

In their article Unsexing Pregnancy, David Fontana and Naomi Schoenbaum undertake the important project of disentangling the social aspects of pregnancy from those that relate to a pregnant woman's body.


What the fark. That your citation?
 
2021-09-23 9:19:21 PM  

BDR459: Sarah Jessica Farker: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Sarah Jessica Farker: BDR459: Sarah Jessica Farker: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status/1441028810724548608?s=19

NEW: People vaccinated against Covid-19 while pregnant pass protection to their newborns, researchers from NYU Grossman School of Medicine find.

Dudes too?

User name checks out.

/don't make me report you for being transphobic

Huh?

He's a Closed_Minded_Bastage for taking ANY ISSUE AT ALL with the phrase "pregnant people".

The post, "Dudes too?" is a "joke" rooted in TRANSPHOBIA.

That's news to me. Citation?

https://www.columbialawreview.org/content/pregnant-people/

In their article Unsexing Pregnancy, David Fontana and Naomi Schoenbaum undertake the important project of disentangling the social aspects of pregnancy from those that relate to a pregnant woman's body.

What the fark. That your citation?


Maybe 12349876's citation will be more to your liking.
 
2021-09-23 9:24:17 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: Hey hey!
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thank you. that image was just lovely...
 
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