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(Local10 WPLG)   Man finds woman drugged him and stole his watch. Kidneys still intact   (local10.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Crime, John Cecil Collins, Miami, transgender woman, Robbery, Florida, arrest report, Theft  
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2021-09-23 7:47:41 PM  
Come into this century, Local10.
a transgender woman No, it's just woman, that's all you have to say.
John Cecil Collins Use the name SHE uses, ya dickheads.

On a different note, Miami apparently has this as a possible charge - robbery by sudden snatching.
I'm not touching that line with a 10 foot pole.
 
2021-09-23 7:51:30 PM  
Is one charge of not being a woman?
 
2021-09-23 7:53:03 PM  
Who the heck would have a drink from this? I'd be like get the h away from me. Transgender obviously didn't work
 
2021-09-23 7:54:07 PM  
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2021-09-23 7:54:08 PM  
If you wear a $30,000 watch, I can't bring myself to feel bad for you if it gets stolen. Thats just absurd. Stupidly gregarious and pointless. A watch should not cost as much as a car.
 
2021-09-23 7:55:20 PM  
$30k on a watch, thirty thousand dollars on a timepiece, 3 0 0 0 0 point 0 0 on a wrist clock.

*audible sigh*
 
2021-09-23 7:55:42 PM  

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Sigh.


I'll be in my bunk.
 
2021-09-23 8:05:04 PM  
When I was younger, a bartender I got to know told me that if I was leaving my seat, to put a napkin or a coaster over my drink to know I was coming back, and to protect my drink.*

*I realize now that anyone could just remove my napkin or coaster to slip something in my drink. On the other hand, it never happened. So either I lucked out, or it sort of did deter people.
 
2021-09-23 8:20:19 PM  
Betting her penis is bigger than his.
 
2021-09-23 8:27:58 PM  
She was just making "money moves".
 
2021-09-23 8:35:22 PM  

skinink: When I was younger, a bartender I got to know told me that if I was leaving my seat, to put a napkin or a coaster over my drink to know I was coming back, and to protect my drink.*

*I realize now that anyone could just remove my napkin or coaster to slip something in my drink. On the other hand, it never happened. So either I lucked out, or it sort of did deter people.


Time to admit it, you were just hoping to be suddenly snatched.
 
2021-09-23 8:40:16 PM  
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2021-09-23 8:53:58 PM  
Is that the man or the woman?
 
2021-09-23 8:57:22 PM  
Cardi B back to her old tricks?

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2021-09-23 8:59:06 PM  

lindalouwho: Come into this century, Local10.
a transgender woman No, it's just woman, that's all you have to say.
John Cecil Collins Use the name SHE uses, ya dickheads.

On a different note, Miami apparently has this as a possible charge - robbery by sudden snatching.
I'm not touching that line with a 10 foot pole.


The police use their official name / name that's on their ID. The reporters report that name. Arrestees don't get to request use of an alias.
 
2021-09-23 9:11:38 PM  

nytmare: lindalouwho: Come into this century, Local10.
a transgender woman No, it's just woman, that's all you have to say.
John Cecil Collins Use the name SHE uses, ya dickheads.

On a different note, Miami apparently has this as a possible charge - robbery by sudden snatching.
I'm not touching that line with a 10 foot pole.

The police use their official name / name that's on their ID. The reporters report that name. Arrestees don't get to request use of an alias.


That makes sense. And would also explain using the word transgender for clarity.
I've seen stories like this reported with a feminine name, but maybe that's because the person legally changed their name.
 
2021-09-23 9:18:11 PM  

whitefangz64: Cardi B back to her old tricks?

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So not Thee Stallion?
 
2021-09-23 9:19:56 PM  

chawco: If you wear a $30,000 watch, I can't bring myself to feel bad for you if it gets stolen. Thats just absurd. Stupidly gregarious and pointless. A watch should not cost as much as a car.


Gregarious?
 
2021-09-23 9:32:01 PM  

jim32rr: whitefangz64: Cardi B back to her old tricks?

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So not Thee Stallion?


Serena's really let herself go.
 
2021-09-23 9:41:43 PM  
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Cecil John Collins (Courtesy: Miami-Dade Corrections & Rehabilitation)
i missed the bottom line on my first read of the story.
until the story tells you trans, you would think they had the wrong picture.
so it does help to have that wording.
 
2021-09-23 9:45:25 PM  

farkalt: chawco: If you wear a $30,000 watch, I can't bring myself to feel bad for you if it gets stolen. Thats just absurd. Stupidly gregarious and pointless. A watch should not cost as much as a car.

Gregarious?


Probably confused it with garish.
 
2021-09-23 10:19:20 PM  
Maybe the watch was just payment for the drugs.
 
2021-09-23 10:51:30 PM  

chawco: If you wear a $30,000 watch, I can't bring myself to feel bad for you if it gets stolen. Thats just absurd. Stupidly gregarious and pointless. A watch should not cost as much as a car.


It doesn't because a person wearing a $30K watch probably drives a $200K+ car
 
2021-09-23 11:40:44 PM  

BigChad: chawco: If you wear a $30,000 watch, I can't bring myself to feel bad for you if it gets stolen. Thats just absurd. Stupidly gregarious and pointless. A watch should not cost as much as a car.

It doesn't because a person wearing a $30K watch probably drives a $200K+ car


Or a $200 car.
 
2021-09-23 11:47:46 PM  

BigChad: chawco: If you wear a $30,000 watch, I can't bring myself to feel bad for you if it gets stolen. Thats just absurd. Stupidly gregarious and pointless. A watch should not cost as much as a car.

It doesn't because a person wearing a $30K watch probably drives a $200K+ car


To be fair, if you're driving a $200,000 car, I don't feel bad for you if that gets stolen either. Maybe less than bad.

Maybe I think we should burn this motherfarker down and line those rich asshats against the wall. Maybe I think they've taken enough.

Maybe I think we should take it back.
 
2021-09-24 12:07:14 AM  

chawco: BigChad: chawco: If you wear a $30,000 watch, I can't bring myself to feel bad for you if it gets stolen. Thats just absurd. Stupidly gregarious and pointless. A watch should not cost as much as a car.

It doesn't because a person wearing a $30K watch probably drives a $200K+ car

To be fair, if you're driving a $200,000 car, I don't feel bad for you if that gets stolen either. Maybe less than bad.

Maybe I think we should burn this motherfarker down and line those rich asshats against the wall. Maybe I think they've taken enough.

Maybe I think we should take it back.


I suppose one could argue that by stealing his watch, she was just taxing the rich.
 
2021-09-24 12:17:00 AM  
That's a man.
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2021-09-24 2:29:58 PM  

Katwang: That's a man.
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A guy dressed up like a Sheila.
 
2021-09-24 2:31:07 PM  

lindalouwho: Come into this century, Local10.
a transgender woman No, it's just woman, that's all you have to say.
John Cecil Collins Use the name SHE uses, ya dickheads.


Note in separate places in the article they describe her as a transexual man and a transexual woman.

On a different note, Miami apparently has this as a possible charge - robbery by sudden snatching.
I'm not touching that line with a 10 foot pole.


Or robbery by a sudden snatch in this case.
 
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