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2021-09-23 1:27:14 PM  
He taught his daughter the perils of generosity, using her halloween candy as a prop. That takes serious levels of stupid.
 
2021-09-23 1:29:44 PM  
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2021-09-23 1:31:35 PM  
Mary Trump: In spite of the fierce competition, Don Jr. is my dumbest relative


Wait, when did 'I'm ERIC' die?
 
2021-09-23 1:37:24 PM  

Badmoodman: Mary Trump: In spite of the fierce competition, Don Jr. is my dumbest relative


Wait, when did 'I'm ERIC' die?


You're not allowed to make fun of.. "people like him."
 
2021-09-23 1:43:23 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Badmoodman: Mary Trump: In spite of the fierce competition, Don Jr. is my dumbest relative


Wait, when did 'I'm ERIC' die?

You're not allowed to make fun of.. "people like him."


*raises hand*
I'm a terrible person. I'll go there.

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2021-09-23 1:48:12 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Badmoodman: Mary Trump: In spite of the fierce competition, Don Jr. is my dumbest relative


Wait, when did 'I'm ERIC' die?

You're not allowed to make fun of.. "people like him."


Chicanos?
 
2021-09-23 1:48:21 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: NewportBarGuy: Badmoodman: Mary Trump: In spite of the fierce competition, Don Jr. is my dumbest relative


Wait, when did 'I'm ERIC' die?

You're not allowed to make fun of.. "people like him."

*raises hand*
I'm a terrible person. I'll go there.

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2021-09-23 1:59:41 PM  
Untrue, Don Jr. isn't related to her...
 
2021-09-23 2:01:32 PM  

Badmoodman: Mary Trump: In spite of the fierce competition, Don Jr. is my dumbest relative


Wait, when did 'I'm ERIC' die?


he's still alive - jr. just doesn't share his cunning shrewdness.
 
2021-09-23 2:06:54 PM  
The whole Trump clan is what happens when a bunch of trailer trash grifters inherit major money.
 
2021-09-23 2:07:23 PM  
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2021-09-23 2:09:08 PM  
Eric gets ignored again.
 
2021-09-23 2:12:39 PM  
I imagine it was a tough choice.  all trumps:

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2021-09-23 2:13:40 PM  
It's possible that Eric is smarter than Don. Those gums just make him look dumber.
 
2021-09-23 2:16:39 PM  
If Trump had not been the absolutely worst possible person as president, he really could have set up a dangerous dynasty. All he needed to do was curb a few of his worst instincts and I could easily see his stupid followers voting for Ivanka in a subsequent election.

I think Ivanka is more dangerous than Trump because she actually has a filter that prevents her from saying the dumbest thoughts in her head. She is exactly her daddy in a surgically enhanced package.

Lucky for us, Trump is an asshole with zero self control.

/I use the term "lucky" very loosely here
 
2021-09-23 2:30:48 PM  
She said, to the shock of absolutely no one.
 
2021-09-23 2:35:16 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: I think Ivanka is more dangerous than Trump because she actually has a filter that prevents her from saying the dumbest thoughts in her head.


Yes, she is the paragon of not saying dumb things...

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2021-09-23 2:47:35 PM  

jst3p: Officer Barrelroll: I think Ivanka is more dangerous than Trump because she actually has a filter that prevents her from saying the dumbest thoughts in her head.

Yes, she is the paragon of not saying dumb things...

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I didn't say she doesn't say dumb things. I just said she doesn't say the dumbest things.

The last one isn't necessarily a dumb statement, it is just complete bullshiat.
 
2021-09-23 2:50:36 PM  
It's been said the two stupidest people on the planet are both named Donald trump.
 
2021-09-23 3:02:22 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: If Trump had not been the absolutely worst possible person as president, he really could have set up a dangerous dynasty. All he needed to do was curb a few of his worst instincts and I could easily see his stupid followers voting for Ivanka in a subsequent election.

I think Ivanka is more dangerous than Trump because she actually has a filter that prevents her from saying the dumbest thoughts in her head. She is exactly her daddy in a surgically enhanced package.

Lucky for us, Trump is an asshole with zero self control.

/I use the term "lucky" very loosely here


She sounded pretty deep. Last I heard was she wanted to move up in the NY society circles and they aren't having any of it. She did say she wasn't running for office to "spend more time with her family."
 
2021-09-23 3:04:14 PM  
Ah Mary Trump, you don't want to like her. But she says exactly what needs to be said about her shiatty family, and doesn't hesitate. I respect that.
 
2021-09-23 3:16:53 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: The last one isn't necessarily a dumb statement, it is just complete bullshiat.


It's dumb because EVERYONE knows it is complete bullshiat.
 
2021-09-23 3:22:24 PM  

jst3p: Officer Barrelroll: The last one isn't necessarily a dumb statement, it is just complete bullshiat.

It's dumb because EVERYONE knows it is complete bullshiat.


Everyone?

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2021-09-23 3:23:17 PM  

shpritz: It's possible that Eric is smarter than Don. Those gums just make him look dumber.


Counterpoint:

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2021-09-23 3:24:58 PM  
I do think though that if you played peekaboo with Eric he would genuinely think you were gone if you hid your face behind your hands. Could be a toss up.
 
2021-09-23 3:25:12 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: jst3p: Officer Barrelroll: The last one isn't necessarily a dumb statement, it is just complete bullshiat.

It's dumb because EVERYONE knows it is complete bullshiat.

Everyone?

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They know it, they are just liars too.
 
2021-09-23 3:37:48 PM  
sweet tapdancing baby jesus christ on a bike that is an ugly family.

i mean good f&cking lord.
 
2021-09-23 3:44:17 PM  

Badmoodman: Mary Trump: In spite of the fierce competition, Don Jr. is my dumbest relative


Wait, when did 'I'm ERIC' die?


I dunno...I think that ERIC, as stupid as he is, understands that he will never have his father's love and, outside of pretending otherwise from time to time, has given up on trying to make it happen. Half-Scoop, on the other hand, thinks that Chris Christie has the right idea of never giving up and, thus, is dumber than ERIC! (it's hard to convey in text, but I always hear his name in that Jim Jeffries voice as being...special. Okay, I don't fully understand why the r-word is so unspeakable. I watch a Yahtzee game review that was reposted and censored the r-word...but included the c-word.)
 
2021-09-23 3:57:26 PM  

Weird Hal: It's been said the two stupidest people on the planet are both named Donald trump.


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2021-09-23 3:59:41 PM  

BlackPete: shpritz: It's possible that Eric is smarter than Don. Those gums just make him look dumber.

Counterpoint:

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2021-09-23 4:37:51 PM  
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2021-09-23 5:03:44 PM  

saturn badger: Officer Barrelroll: If Trump had not been the absolutely worst possible person as president, he really could have set up a dangerous dynasty. All he needed to do was curb a few of his worst instincts and I could easily see his stupid followers voting for Ivanka in a subsequent election.

I think Ivanka is more dangerous than Trump because she actually has a filter that prevents her from saying the dumbest thoughts in her head. She is exactly her daddy in a surgically enhanced package.

Lucky for us, Trump is an asshole with zero self control.

/I use the term "lucky" very loosely here

She sounded pretty deep. Last I heard was she wanted to move up in the NY society circles and they aren't having any of it. She did say she wasn't running for office to "spend more time with her family."


I'm pretty sure no one can honestly say, at this point in the pandemic, that they want to spend more time with their family.
 
2021-09-23 5:09:52 PM  

Nied: Eric gets ignored again.


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2021-09-23 5:10:14 PM  

Lambskincoat: He taught his daughter the perils of generosity, using her halloween candy as a prop. That takes serious levels of stupid.


I missed that. What exactly did he do? Teach his daughter to be selfish using Halloween candy?

And man. Imagine having a capable psychologist say this very publicly about you: "X is a deeply unintelligent person."
Not just unintelligent - deeply unintelligent.

How embarrassing.
 
2021-09-23 5:17:55 PM  

BlackPete: shpritz: It's possible that Eric is smarter than Don. Those gums just make him look dumber.

Counterpoint:

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I've seen that photo a couple dozen times a never noticed poor Eric was holding his shovel the wrong way.
Man that's just sad.
 
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