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(Law and Crime)   Man claiming to be great grandson of Stooge's Moe decides that he oughta fake emails to sue Hollywood producers for sexual abuse. Soitenly, he'll now be charged with perjury. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk   (lawandcrime.com) divider line
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886 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 23 Sep 2021 at 5:50 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-09-23 5:03:42 PM  
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2021-09-23 5:55:58 PM  
I try to think but nothing happens.
 
2021-09-23 6:07:51 PM  
Mom said Shemp is my real dad.

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2021-09-23 6:17:27 PM  
Except for, you know, there's not a single Hollywood exec who isn't a grade-A degenerate.
 
2021-09-23 6:18:05 PM  
Why would he only claim to be related to Moe?
 
2021-09-23 6:20:36 PM  
an aspiring reality TV star

WTF?
 
2021-09-23 6:36:26 PM  

Clash City Farker: I try to think but nothing happens.


"Every time you think, you weaken the nation."
 
2021-09-23 7:02:16 PM  
Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe on line one to represent
 
2021-09-23 7:14:27 PM  
*envisions the slapstick slap-fest family reunion & laughs uncontrollably*
 
2021-09-23 7:39:41 PM  
Poijowy.
 
2021-09-23 7:43:52 PM  
filed a roughly $50 million lawsuit against other major producers Brad Grey and Brian Graden


Did he just open the Hollywood Directory at G and pick the first names he saw?
 
2021-09-23 8:14:35 PM  
It would take like one minute to look up Moe's descendants, but this guy's claims aren't even worth that. He'd also have the whole weasel-out manuver of saying he's descended from an illegitimate child of Moe's, and there's no disproving that without a DNA test.
 
2021-09-23 8:25:40 PM  

Crocoduck: an aspiring reality TV star

WTF?


It is the equivalent to the rash of shooting deaths of "aspiring rappers" that we had in Chicago a couple of years ago. I think it was actually code for "he was unemployed". I should start describing myself as a "aspiring F-1 World Champion" and see where that gets me (hopefully, not shot).
 
2021-09-23 8:40:34 PM  
Probably the saddest application of the "Do you know who I am?" tactic.
 
2021-09-23 8:56:49 PM  

zimbomba63: Crocoduck: an aspiring reality TV star

WTF?

It is the equivalent to the rash of shooting deaths of "aspiring rappers" that we had in Chicago a couple of years ago. I think it was actually code for "he was unemployed". I should start describing myself as a "aspiring F-1 World Champion" and see where that gets me (hopefully, not shot).


I'm an aspiring husband to Helena Bonham Carter. Let's see what happens.
 
2021-09-23 9:10:53 PM  
Moe will always be my favorite.

Fighting me.
 
2021-09-23 9:11:09 PM  

The_Sponge: Moe will always be my favorite.

Fighting me.


*Fight me.
 
2021-09-23 9:27:54 PM  

The_Sponge: The_Sponge: Moe will always be my favorite.

Fighting me.

*Fight me.


/pokes The Sponge in the eyes and slaps him with a plank
 
2021-09-23 9:31:15 PM  

WhippingBoi: The_Sponge: The_Sponge: Moe will always be my favorite.

Fighting me.

*Fight me.

/pokes The Sponge in the eyes and slaps him with a plank


Why you numbskull!
 
2021-09-23 9:39:30 PM  

The_Sponge: Moe will always be my favorite.

Fighting me.


Whatever! Shemp was the brains of the operation.
 
2021-09-23 9:47:59 PM  

zimbomba63: The_Sponge: Moe will always be my favorite.

Fighting me.

Whatever! Shemp was the brains of the operation.


Heh.  I remember wanting Shemp's haircut when I was in elementary school.

/Born in '78.
 
2021-09-23 10:14:09 PM  
Moe Howard wasn't black.  Who does he think he's fooling?
 
2021-09-23 10:53:25 PM  

loral: Moe Howard wasn't black.  Who does he think he's fooling?


All the stooges were black and white
 
2021-09-24 12:27:51 AM  
Wise guy huh
 
2021-09-24 1:28:49 AM  
He's a victim of soicomstance!
 
2021-09-24 2:54:20 AM  

loral: Moe Howard wasn't black.  Who does he think he's fooling?


My grandfather was white. I'm Denzel colored black. One of my cousins is Wesley Snipes black and another looks like Hans Gruber with curly hair. Not giving this maniac any validation, but genetics keep things interesting.
 
2021-09-24 8:13:37 AM  

The_Sponge: The_Sponge: Moe will always be my favorite.

Fighting me.

*Fight me.


You misspelled Curly Joe

*runs*
 
2021-09-24 11:07:28 AM  

johnny_vegas: The_Sponge: The_Sponge: Moe will always be my favorite.

Fighting me.

*Fight me.

You misspelled Curly Joe

*runs*


Lulz.
 
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