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(NPR)   Newly minted Florida man and Surgeon General already malpracticing in Florida   (npr.org) divider line
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2021-09-23 1:23:18 PM  
Because people there aren't dying of Covid sudden organ failure fast enough, apparently.
 
2021-09-23 5:51:18 PM  
DeathSentence sure picked a winner.
 
2021-09-23 7:41:21 PM  
Coffin Dance (Official Music Video HD)
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2021-09-23 7:45:16 PM  
Is he going to tell them not to masterbate because demons are watching?
 
2021-09-23 7:45:19 PM  
Pull his MD license STAT!
 
2021-09-23 7:46:31 PM  
This face!
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2021-09-23 7:47:10 PM  
I think they should mint a new Funeral Director ! He will be more in need.
 
2021-09-23 7:49:29 PM  
I'm sure that the good people of the Sunshine State will rectify their mistake and vote Desantis out at the soonest opportunity.  ...and then promptly replace him with an even more twisted halfwit sonofabiatch cause that's just how they roll.
 
2021-09-23 7:49:48 PM  

Fly Catcher: I think they should mint a new Funeral Director ! He will be more in need.


Like a surgeon general.  A Funeral Director General.  He gets to decide if you get buried or flung in to a swamp.  They use a trebuchet like in Northern Exposure.
 
2021-09-23 7:59:59 PM  
"What are you doing?" - boomer buddy
"I made this Ron DeSantis sticker so they can show me where he belongs" - me
"Who?" - boomer
"The Governor of Florida" - Florida Man boyfriend
"Oh, put him in the toilet" - boomer
"OK boomer" - me
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2021-09-23 8:00:39 PM  
Here's a fun game, use the wayback machine to see how Florida farks with the covid numbers.

Here's today: https://www.worldometers.info/​coronavi​rus/usa/florida/

August 21, 2021: 386 deaths

Here's August 22, 2021: https://web.archive.org/web/202​1082201​1215/https://www.worldometers.info/cor​onavirus/usa/florida/

August 21, 2021: 11 deaths


Florida reported 25 deaths yesterday. I wonder what it will say in a month? If we use the same ratio of 11:386, then 25:? means the ? is 877 deaths. Is it that high? Seems crazy to think so, but I guess we'll see...
 
2021-09-23 8:03:35 PM  

dodecahedron: DeathSentence sure picked a winner.


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2021-09-23 8:08:07 PM  
s'why I'm not an organ donor
 
2021-09-23 8:08:29 PM  
Some kid is going to die, and that parent is going to get sued into oblivion.
 
2021-09-23 8:10:02 PM  

Braggi: Is he going to tell them not to masterbate because demons are watching?


I masturbate because the demons are watching.

Jesus and grandma get a kick out of it too.
 
2021-09-23 8:13:41 PM  
paging astrojesus

/white courtesy fone
 
2021-09-23 8:18:30 PM  

teh great bozack: I'm sure that the good people of the Sunshine State will rectify their mistake and vote Desantis out at the soonest opportunity.  ...and then promptly replace him with an even more twisted halfwit sonofabiatch cause that's just how they roll.


My cat needs a job!
 
2021-09-23 8:21:40 PM  

Tman144: Here's a fun game, use the wayback machine to see how Florida farks with the covid numbers.

Here's today: https://www.worldometers.info/c​oronavirus/usa/florida/

August 21, 2021: 386 deaths

Here's August 22, 2021: https://web.archive.org/web/2021​0822011215/https://www.worldometers.in​fo/coronavirus/usa/florida/

August 21, 2021: 11 deaths


Florida reported 25 deaths yesterday. I wonder what it will say in a month? If we use the same ratio of 11:386, then 25:? means the ? is 877 deaths. Is it that high? Seems crazy to think so, but I guess we'll see...


Papa Nurgle will not be pleased with this. Why would his followers not exult in the gifts of disease that they share?
 
2021-09-23 8:46:27 PM  

teh great bozack: I'm sure that the good people of the Sunshine State will rectify their mistake and vote Desantis out at the soonest opportunity.  ...and then promptly replace him with an even more twisted halfwit sonofabiatch cause that's just how they roll.


I was going to ask if we could get someone other than Charlie crist to run against him. Just saying it would be nice to see one politically charged dem who could step up to the plate, but honestly I can't think of any. Even the woman who is ag commissioner now (nikki fried) would be a super long shot. And don't forget people in fla are stupid & crazy.
 
2021-09-23 8:51:43 PM  

Lonesome fugitive: teh great bozack: I'm sure that the good people of the Sunshine State will rectify their mistake and vote Desantis out at the soonest opportunity.  ...and then promptly replace him with an even more twisted halfwit sonofabiatch cause that's just how they roll.

I was going to ask if we could get someone other than Charlie crist to run against him. Just saying it would be nice to see one politically charged dem who could step up to the plate, but honestly I can't think of any. Even the woman who is ag commissioner now (nikki fried) would be a super long shot. And don't forget people in fla are stupid & crazy.


What ever happened to John Morgan? I thought he was going to run in 2018 but then I never heard anything about him.
 
2021-09-23 8:53:23 PM  
News stories about the critical lack of teachers and news stories about DeSantis announcing that covid-positive kids don't have to quarantine.

farking hell.
 
2021-09-23 8:57:24 PM  
Clearly, no amount of death or suffering will ever be enough to make the GQP in America choose people over political power. They are simply irredeemable trash.
 
2021-09-23 8:58:16 PM  

Lonesome fugitive: teh great bozack: I'm sure that the good people of the Sunshine State will rectify their mistake and vote Desantis out at the soonest opportunity.  ...and then promptly replace him with an even more twisted halfwit sonofabiatch cause that's just how they roll.

I was going to ask if we could get someone other than Charlie crist to run against him. Just saying it would be nice to see one politically charged dem who could step up to the plate, but honestly I can't think of any. Even the woman who is ag commissioner now (nikki fried) would be a super long shot. And don't forget people in fla are stupid & crazy.


Skink?
 
2021-09-23 9:09:12 PM  

Purple_Urkle: This face!
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He goes to the same Bob's Bronzer Barn that Drump does.
 
2021-09-23 9:27:52 PM  

Purple_Urkle: This face!
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Now it's a sticker to facilitate political commentary.


It's DeSantis the slack jawed yokel!
 
2021-09-23 9:29:44 PM  

Purple_Urkle: "What are you doing?" - boomer buddy
"I made this Ron DeSantis sticker so they can show me where he belongs" - me
"Who?" - boomer
"The Governor of Florida" - Florida Man boyfriend
"Oh, put him in the toilet" - boomer
"OK boomer" - me
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I don't know what is funnier:
-the agape mouth
-the blue/urple lighting surrounding his head
-thinking at first that was a 'shop, but not being sure anymore.

o7 to Florida Man and Boomer. They sound like a riot.
 
2021-09-23 9:29:47 PM  
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2021-09-24 2:22:19 AM  

Lonesome fugitive: teh great bozack: I'm sure that the good people of the Sunshine State will rectify their mistake and vote Desantis out at the soonest opportunity.  ...and then promptly replace him with an even more twisted halfwit sonofabiatch cause that's just how they roll.

I was going to ask if we could get someone other than Charlie crist to run against him. Just saying it would be nice to see one politically charged dem who could step up to the plate, but honestly I can't think of any. Even the woman who is ag commissioner now (nikki fried) would be a super long shot. And don't forget people in fla are stupid & crazy.


deathsentence won by an overwhelming, insurmountable 0.4%
Get some perspective.
 
2021-09-24 4:18:45 AM  


/TGIF
 
2021-09-24 8:53:28 AM  

haknudsen: Lonesome fugitive: teh great bozack: I'm sure that the good people of the Sunshine State will rectify their mistake and vote Desantis out at the soonest opportunity.  ...and then promptly replace him with an even more twisted halfwit sonofabiatch cause that's just how they roll.

I was going to ask if we could get someone other than Charlie crist to run against him. Just saying it would be nice to see one politically charged dem who could step up to the plate, but honestly I can't think of any. Even the woman who is ag commissioner now (nikki fried) would be a super long shot. And don't forget people in fla are stupid & crazy.

deathsentence won by an overwhelming, insurmountable 0.4%
Get some perspective.


Yeah, and the guy running against him was a crackhead. I was just wondering if they could do better than that... but I don't think they can.
 
2021-09-24 9:12:33 AM  
I, for one, am sick of hearing about "families" and "parents". Who gives a flying fark what "parents" think? It's clear by now that at least 50% of them are whackjobs.
 
2021-09-24 9:46:55 AM  

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Docking?  Is that what I think it is?
 
2021-09-24 4:21:36 PM  

Be polite walk on the right: paging astrojesus

/white courtesy fone


Hail Satan.
 
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