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    More: Followup, Arrest warrant, Chloe Mrozak, bench warrant, Vaccine, Legal terms, Hawaii Judge Karin Holma, Maderna' vaccine card, Hawaii  
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2021-09-23 9:47:17 AM  
Good let things get worse genius.
 
2021-09-23 10:44:16 AM  
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2021-09-23 1:05:52 PM  
Chloe Mrozak

I don't think she ever stood a chance at spelling anything right, with that name.
 
2021-09-23 1:05:54 PM  
What a moran.
 
2021-09-23 1:06:12 PM  
THERE IS NO MADERNA ONLY ZUM
 
2021-09-23 1:07:30 PM  
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When they were installing eyes on this biatch they just kinda grabbed some and threw them in the general direction of her face.
 
2021-09-23 1:07:57 PM  
Two response:

1) "They're not sending their best."
 
2021-09-23 1:08:03 PM  
Chloe Mrozak

buckeyebrain: What a moran mroan.

 
2021-09-23 1:08:25 PM  
Who cares about Zoom? iPods are far superior.
 
2021-09-23 1:08:29 PM  
Doesn't really matter if you have the money that comes with being married to Guy Ritchie.
 
2021-09-23 1:08:34 PM  
missed it by = much.
 
2021-09-23 1:08:39 PM  
Criminals gonna crime.
 
2021-09-23 1:08:49 PM  
I'm glad people are being caught and charged for having fake vaccine cards.
 
2021-09-23 1:09:28 PM  
Ermagerd, Maderna!

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2021-09-23 1:09:29 PM  
Several regerts
 
2021-09-23 1:09:30 PM  

dothemath: [pbs.twimg.com image 438x438]
When they were installing eyes on this biatch they just kinda grabbed some and threw them in the general direction of her face.


I don't even think this is a real person I think it's a composite drawing
 
2021-09-23 1:12:43 PM  
FTFA: Her card listed she apparently received the 'Maderna' vaccine instead of Moderna - which is the correct spelling of the vaccine.

Why make it any easier for the antivax CHUDs?
 
2021-09-23 1:13:55 PM  

dothemath: [pbs.twimg.com image 438x438]
When they were installing eyes on this biatch they just kinda grabbed some and threw them in the general direction of her face.


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2021-09-23 1:18:37 PM  
Sounds like she's about to find out even more than she was going to.
 
2021-09-23 1:18:54 PM  

waxbeans: dothemath: [pbs.twimg.com image 438x438]
When they were installing eyes on this biatch they just kinda grabbed some and threw them in the general direction of her face.

I don't even think this is a real person I think it's a composite drawing


I bet you a thousand dollars she has a wrist tattoo.
 
2021-09-23 1:20:51 PM  
She looks like a boss I had once. Great boss, but still a pain in my ass.
 
2021-09-23 1:22:58 PM  

dothemath: waxbeans: dothemath: [pbs.twimg.com image 438x438]
When they were installing eyes on this biatch they just kinda grabbed some and threw them in the general direction of her face.

I don't even think this is a real person I think it's a composite drawing

I bet you a thousand dollars she has a wrist tattoo.


I'd double down that there's a tramp stamp as well.
 
2021-09-23 1:24:12 PM  
I wonder if she can spell, "gaol".
 
2021-09-23 1:25:37 PM  

Salmon: dothemath: waxbeans: dothemath: [pbs.twimg.com image 438x438]
When they were installing eyes on this biatch they just kinda grabbed some and threw them in the general direction of her face.

I don't even think this is a real person I think it's a composite drawing

I bet you a thousand dollars she has a wrist tattoo.

I'd double down that there's a tramp stamp as well.


And its a fu*king dolphin, I know it.
 
2021-09-23 1:26:17 PM  
I won't shed a tear if they throw the book at her, but as long as she never goes back to Hawaii I doubt she'll face any consequences.  If the police in Illinois pull her over, is Hawaii really going to pay to have her escorted all the way back to Hawaii to stand trial for a misdemeanor? I doubt it.
 
2021-09-23 1:26:41 PM  

FarkingSmurf: dothemath: [pbs.twimg.com image 438x438]
When they were installing eyes on this biatch they just kinda grabbed some and threw them in the general direction of her face.

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Ha haa! This guy gets it!
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2021-09-23 1:28:27 PM  
I can see why she gave up on spelling.
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2021-09-23 1:29:16 PM  
Sick of this lunacy
 
2021-09-23 1:30:11 PM  

dbaggins: I'm glad people are being caught and charged for having fake vaccine cards.


Yeah.  For a while the only people arrested were the ones who were selling them.  I'm hearing more about people getting busted using them recently though.
 
2021-09-23 1:30:45 PM  
Wasn't she the one in court crying to the judge saying, "I swear I'm not a bad person" and promising to do whatever was needed to fix it?  Yeah, well....about that.
 
2021-09-23 1:37:24 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Chloe Mrozak

I don't think she ever stood a chance at spelling anything right, with that name.


What do you want to bet her name is actually Cleo and she can't spell that right, either?
 
2021-09-23 1:37:42 PM  

dothemath: Salmon: dothemath: waxbeans: dothemath: [pbs.twimg.com image 438x438]
When they were installing eyes on this biatch they just kinda grabbed some and threw them in the general direction of her face.

I don't even think this is a real person I think it's a composite drawing

I bet you a thousand dollars she has a wrist tattoo.

I'd double down that there's a tramp stamp as well.

And its a fu*king dolphin, I know it.


Astrology symbol is a five point favorite over an ankh
 
2021-09-23 1:40:45 PM  

Salmon: dothemath: waxbeans: dothemath: [pbs.twimg.com image 438x438]
When they were installing eyes on this biatch they just kinda grabbed some and threw them in the general direction of her face.

I don't even think this is a real person I think it's a composite drawing

I bet you a thousand dollars she has a wrist tattoo.

I'd double down that there's a tramp stamp as well.


I'll double that betting she banged someone during her bachelorette party
 
2021-09-23 1:44:41 PM  
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2021-09-23 1:44:42 PM  
Court:

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2021-09-23 1:45:14 PM  
That name must have given her a real tenuous relationship with vowels from the start.
 
2021-09-23 1:51:03 PM  

fsbilly: [telegraph.co.uk image 850x532]


I just got off probation a few days ago, and here you go making me all stabby again.
 
2021-09-23 1:51:55 PM  

aperson: I won't shed a tear if they throw the book at her, but as long as she never goes back to Hawaii I doubt she'll face any consequences.  If the police in Illinois pull her over, is Hawaii really going to pay to have her escorted all the way back to Hawaii to stand trial for a misdemeanor? I doubt it.


That's true, but she still be held for up to 30 days in a Illinois jail
 
2021-09-23 1:59:22 PM  

tom baker's scarf: Salmon: dothemath: waxbeans: dothemath: [pbs.twimg.com image 438x438]
When they were installing eyes on this biatch they just kinda grabbed some and threw them in the general direction of her face.

I don't even think this is a real person I think it's a composite drawing

I bet you a thousand dollars she has a wrist tattoo.

I'd double down that there's a tramp stamp as well.

I'll double that betting she banged someone during her bachelorette party


hey, at least she's vacinateded.
 
2021-09-23 2:08:34 PM  
But my card says Fizer Vacinee.
 
2021-09-23 2:22:57 PM  
FAFO
 
2021-09-23 2:59:57 PM  
Sounds like she decided to order extra FA.

The FO should be glorious
 
2021-09-23 3:11:19 PM  
Heh, her FB is chock full of public statuses, photos, and other content that make it easy to believe she would misspell Moderna among other things.

Sucks to have a very unique name these days.
 
2021-09-23 4:11:51 PM  

Sorelian's Ghost: Good let things get worse genius.



Why do you hate freedom?
 
2021-09-23 4:12:55 PM  
Magladerna
Magdalena (Live)
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2021-09-23 5:21:32 PM  
Every time I feel down, I just go look at her Facebook page and I immediately feel better.
 
2021-09-23 7:09:30 PM  

aperson: I won't shed a tear if they throw the book at her, but as long as she never goes back to Hawaii I doubt she'll face any consequences.  If the police in Illinois pull her over, is Hawaii really going to pay to have her escorted all the way back to Hawaii to stand trial for a misdemeanor? I doubt it.


Maybe not, but if she ever applies for a job hat requires a background check, won't it come back that she has active warrants?
 
2021-09-23 7:43:56 PM  
What are the odds that she is sick with covid?
 
2021-09-23 10:21:54 PM  
What a mad Erna might look like:
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