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2021-09-23 4:24:47 AM  
This is the Thursdayist Thursday Night Football game possible.
 
2021-09-23 7:58:06 PM  

JerseyTim: This is the Thursdayist Thursday Night Football game possible.


What about Jets v. Bengals?
 
2021-09-23 8:00:33 PM  
Will the Panthers pop a Carolina Squat in NRG Stadium?
 
2021-09-23 8:01:17 PM  

Polish Hussar: JerseyTim: This is the Thursdayist Thursday Night Football game possible.

What about Jets v. Bengals?


Jets/Jags.

/Sorry Bunny.
 
2021-09-23 8:07:16 PM  

OkieDookie: Polish Hussar: JerseyTim: This is the Thursdayist Thursday Night Football game possible.

What about Jets v. Bengals?

Jets/Jags.

/Sorry Bunny.


Yeah that's what I was going to say.
 
2021-09-23 8:12:50 PM  

JerseyTim: This is the Thursdayist Thursday Night Football game possible.


The Lions playing themselves, they would probably find a way to lose
 
2021-09-23 8:13:45 PM  

Daedalus27: JerseyTim: This is the Thursdayist Thursday Night Football game possible.

The Lions playing themselves, they would probably find a way to lose


That would be an XXXFL game.
 
2021-09-23 8:15:35 PM  
All the talking heads picked Carolina to win.  Ergo, the Texans will win.
 
2021-09-23 8:16:20 PM  
Everyone's picked the Panthers. Failure chance 110%.
 
2021-09-23 8:18:15 PM  
This should be freakin hilarious. I have my Labatt and nothing else to do tonight.
 
2021-09-23 8:18:51 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: This should be freakin hilarious. I have my Labatt and nothing else to do tonight.


Couldn't get Molson?
 
2021-09-23 8:19:20 PM  
No NFL Network, but I do have the audio on SiriusXM. Should be fun for awhile. I'll take the Panthers tonight.
 
2021-09-23 8:19:46 PM  

OkieDookie: Everyone's picked the Panthers. Failure chance 110%.


Do not doubt The Darnold
 
2021-09-23 8:20:06 PM  
Date night. Have fun kids.
 
2021-09-23 8:20:16 PM  
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2021-09-23 8:21:42 PM  

ariseatex: All the talking heads picked Carolina to win.  Ergo, the Texans will win.


Seems like how that usually works out.
 
2021-09-23 8:21:46 PM  

UNC_Samurai: OkieDookie: Everyone's picked the Panthers. Failure chance 110%.

Do not doubt The Darnold


Doubt? I expect his winning habits from the Jets to shine through.
 
2021-09-23 8:22:52 PM  

OkieDookie: cameroncrazy1984: This should be freakin hilarious. I have my Labatt and nothing else to do tonight.

Couldn't get Molson?


He made the correct choice!
 
2021-09-23 8:23:52 PM  
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2021-09-23 8:23:53 PM  
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2021-09-23 8:25:01 PM  

OkieDookie: UNC_Samurai: OkieDookie: Everyone's picked the Panthers. Failure chance 110%.

Do not doubt The Darnold

Doubt? I expect his winning habits from the Jets to shine through.


He's been liberated from the shackles of his Jets offense.  They taught us that in Critical Gase Theory.
 
2021-09-23 8:25:20 PM  
Here we are.
 
2021-09-23 8:25:29 PM  
Three and out.  Like an inning of Mariners baseball.
 
2021-09-23 8:25:31 PM  
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2021-09-23 8:25:50 PM  
One!  One putz!  Ah-ah-ah.
 
2021-09-23 8:25:59 PM  
Garbage punt.
 
2021-09-23 8:26:09 PM  
A bit of habeas grabbus there on the Texans
 
2021-09-23 8:26:10 PM  

UNC_Samurai: OkieDookie: UNC_Samurai: OkieDookie: Everyone's picked the Panthers. Failure chance 110%.

Do not doubt The Darnold

Doubt? I expect his winning habits from the Jets to shine through.

He's been liberated from the shackles of his Jets offense.  They taught us that in Critical Gase Theory.


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Church of the Subgenius?
 
2021-09-23 8:27:44 PM  
It's gonna be a long night.
 
2021-09-23 8:28:13 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: It's gonna be a long night.


Only for people who like good football.
 
2021-09-23 8:28:13 PM  
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2021-09-23 8:28:47 PM  
Both teams get 7 yards on first down and then do nothing.
 
2021-09-23 8:29:36 PM  

OkieDookie: Olympic Trolling Judge: It's gonna be a long night.

Only for people who like good football.


Eh, so far there's nothing questionable about either defense.  Some of us like good defensive matchups.  The weirder among us even like games where FGs make up the only points.
 
2021-09-23 8:30:14 PM  
So I went to turn my TV on and the audio isn't working. Any ideas? It works fine on Netflix. I have soectrum.
 
2021-09-23 8:30:44 PM  

Bunny Deville: So I went to turn my TV on and the audio isn't working. Any ideas? It works fine on Netflix. I have soectrum.


Reboot the cable box?
 
2021-09-23 8:30:58 PM  
And yes, I turned it off and back on again a few times.
 
2021-09-23 8:31:19 PM  

ariseatex: OkieDookie: Olympic Trolling Judge: It's gonna be a long night.

Only for people who like good football.

Eh, so far there's nothing questionable about either defense.  Some of us like good defensive matchups.  The weirder among us even like games where FGs make up the only points.


That excludes all the Viking fans.
 
2021-09-23 8:31:29 PM  

Bunny Deville: So I went to turn my TV on and the audio isn't working. Any ideas? It works fine on Netflix. I have soectrum.


Sorry, can't help you.
 
2021-09-23 8:31:50 PM  

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Pat Summerall and John Madden?
 
2021-09-23 8:31:59 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: ariseatex: OkieDookie: Olympic Trolling Judge: It's gonna be a long night.

Only for people who like good football.

Eh, so far there's nothing questionable about either defense.  Some of us like good defensive matchups.  The weirder among us even like games where FGs make up the only points.

That excludes all the Viking fans.


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2021-09-23 8:32:13 PM  

Spectrum: No NFL Network, but I do have the audio on SiriusXM. Should be fun for awhile. I'll take the Panthers tonight.


There are options if you want to look for them reddit nflbite com with dots in between.  For any link you may choose to use, remember to take precautions in terms of script blockers / ad blockers / etc.
 
2021-09-23 8:32:16 PM  
McCaffrey touches his balls for the first time? OH MYYYYY
 
2021-09-23 8:32:50 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: OkieDookie: [Fark user image image 425x370]

Pat Summerall and John Madden?


Pat Summerall would never take that from Madden.
 
2021-09-23 8:33:43 PM  
Anyone who has yahoo email can stream the game. That's how I'm watching it.
 
2021-09-23 8:35:21 PM  
Moore yards, please.
 
2021-09-23 8:37:00 PM  
Darnold was Aikman's #1???

Concussion Boy is a most appropriate name.
 
2021-09-23 8:37:53 PM  
Amazing what Darnold can do when he's not a JET.
 
2021-09-23 8:37:58 PM  
TD DARNOLD!
 
2021-09-23 8:38:02 PM  
DARNOLD TD!!!
 
2021-09-23 8:38:03 PM  
Um, Texans....might want to cover Moore.
 
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