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(International Business Times)   Costco cautions consumers about wipeout   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Logistics, Toilet paper, Paper, Commercial item transport and distribution, Purchasing, Supply chain management, Supply and demand, email warning  
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1496 clicks; posted to Business » on 23 Sep 2021 at 4:25 AM (39 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-09-23 5:34:22 AM  
8 votes:
On the bright side, we get to re-use last year's memes.

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2021-09-23 4:55:08 AM  
6 votes:
Whew, got in before the bidet bros come smugly telling everyone how they get light butt action every time they flush and how superior they are to people who dont use them. Never mind that its a worse choice for any single body household because of the different requirements for both, or that the bros still buy and use TP, they are the bathroom vegans and will not rest until the world bends to their will
2021-09-23 6:29:47 AM  
4 votes:

jakedata: Meanwhile BJs has a promo where you spend $100 on P&G stuff you get a $25 gift card. I'm stocked up for winter and they paid me to do it. Plenty of Charmin when I went there.

Oh geeze. I hate to be the guy to tell you, but P and G was outed in Mother Jones this week for... ruining the environment with its toilet paper. Yeah. Wrecking our planet. Study it out. Use as much toilet paper as you want, but do not use P and G toilet paper.

Since I am the guy telling you, I guess I should fess up that after leaving my oil shill gig earlier this week and taking a job with bitcoin shorters, I found out that they do not have a good medical plan, and it has no dental, so I have take up shilling for a consortium of environmental groups organized by the Utne Reader. They are paying me ZIP for this message, but if I keep it up, I can get my root canal finished and go back to shilling for Disney, which was my first gig.

Oh. And Toto makes great spritzing toilets too. I am doing this shill for free, but I  WILL put it on my resume.
2021-09-23 11:45:06 AM  
4 votes:

Gordon Bennett: On the bright side, we get to re-use last year's memes.

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2021-09-23 5:19:33 AM  
1 vote:
I heard about this, so I bought a few cases just in case inventories are stretched thin for a while.
2021-09-23 7:44:08 AM  
1 vote:
Jokes on them I use paper towels.
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