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2021-09-22 8:52:50 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: https://deadstate.org/mike-lindell-no​w​-says-trump-will-be-reinstated-on-than​ksgiving-instead-of-in-august/

Speaking to Steve Bannon on his Real America's Voice show, War Room: Pandemic, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell kicked the can a little further down the road for Donald Trump's return to the White House, saying he plans to show his "100 percent non-subjective evidence" of mass voter fraud in the 2020 election to the Supreme [...]


As I said in a reply, the bad news is now that's all your MAGA uncle will talk about at Thanksgiving dinner.

The good news is that your MAGA uncle may not be at your Thanksgiving dinner & may instead be in DC committing crimes, or possibly in jail because he got caught trying to commit crimes.
 
2021-09-22 8:56:22 PM  
https://twitter.com/JanNWolfe/status/​1​440796245954469893?s=19

You'll recall that Sidney Powell and her "Kraken" crew were ordered to reimburse Michigan officials for the $ incurred defending a frivolous election lawsuit.
Detroit's lawyers want $182,000. In a new filing, Powell says $22,000 is adequate punishment and will "deter misconduct"
 
2021-09-22 9:05:58 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: It was B. Dalton-Pickwick when I was first seriously book shopping.


At Del Amo!

I think my best friend in high school worked there, in fact.
 
2021-09-22 9:06:47 PM  
 
2021-09-22 9:07:44 PM  
https://twitter.com/KffDogs/status/14​4​0840437934084099?s=19

Barking news: The FDA has approved hugs for all good dogs.
 
2021-09-22 9:11:23 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/KffDogs/status/14​4​0840437934084099?s=19

Barking news: The FDA has approved hugs for all good dogs.


Still waiting for the ruling on belly rubs.
 
2021-09-22 9:11:37 PM  
It was this day last year that Dad died.  I realized today that that's probably why I've been so farked up in the head for the last few days.  Nothing magical about it being one year, just that it marks passage of time and I still feel grief.

This stuff about the crisis care is so difficult to hear.  I read a KHN piece this morning about a hospital in Montana that's overrun with COVID patients and it was almost more than I could bear.

On the plus side, farm box pickup day today, and it had some lovely little turnips which I'm pickling with the beets from the last box, and using the greens in some sesame noodles for dinner.

There, see?  Food makes everything better. :-)  And am I having a glass of wine to toast Dad's memory?  I am.  I mean, I had one yesterday, too, but today...it's for Dad.
 
2021-09-22 9:11:41 PM  

Dallymo: Sarah Jessica Farker: It was B. Dalton-Pickwick when I was first seriously book shopping.

At Del Amo!

I think my best friend in high school worked there, in fact.


I lived up on the peninsula, so we had one in our local shopping center. I also went to the Del Amo one, and worked at the theater there for a year or so.
 
2021-09-22 9:20:59 PM  

Dallymo: It was this day last year that Dad died.  I realized today that that's probably why I've been so farked up in the head for the last few days.  Nothing magical about it being one year, just that it marks passage of time and I still feel grief.

This stuff about the crisis care is so difficult to hear.  I read a KHN piece this morning about a hospital in Montana that's overrun with COVID patients and it was almost more than I could bear.

On the plus side, farm box pickup day today, and it had some lovely little turnips which I'm pickling with the beets from the last box, and using the greens in some sesame noodles for dinner.

There, see?  Food makes everything better. :-)  And am I having a glass of wine to toast Dad's memory?  I am.  I mean, I had one yesterday, too, but today...it's for Dad.


I'll join you.

/raises glass
 
2021-09-22 9:22:08 PM  

BDR459: Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/KffDogs/status/144​0840437934084099?s=19

Barking news: The FDA has approved hugs for all good dogs.

Still waiting for the ruling on belly rubs.


They granted an emergency authorization.
 
2021-09-22 9:24:08 PM  

BDR459: Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/KffDogs/status/144​0840437934084099?s=19

Barking news: The FDA has approved hugs for all good dogs.

Still waiting for the ruling on belly rubs.


Manditory
 
2021-09-22 9:35:19 PM  
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I like saying pizza to drugs!
 
2021-09-22 9:42:10 PM  
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2021-09-22 9:48:24 PM  

BDR459: andrewagill: Deathbymeteor: Sarah Jessica Farker: clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x58]
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https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/mich-​mans-trump-unity-bridge-stolen-and-cra​shed-while-on-tour-in-tulsa-okla

Published August 31, 2020...

Trump Unity Bridge involved in multi-vehicle Flint crash - mlive.com

Published today

I'd take that as a sign

What the fark is a trump unity bridge anyway?


Essentially is a giant neon sign notifying anyone that sees it that the guy in the truck is a farking moran with light fabrication skills.
 
2021-09-22 9:55:04 PM  
https://twitter.com/darcyropchan/stat​u​s/1440812858304991236?s=19

CityNews has learned a number of Edson residents are in Edmonton ICUs following a 'get COVID' party -- in an attempt to achieve herd immunity.
The details tonight at 6 and online @CityNewsYEG https://t.co/tnXsT7MpWS
 
2021-09-22 9:59:29 PM  

clodcomplex: BDR459: andrewagill: Deathbymeteor: Sarah Jessica Farker: clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x58]
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https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/mich-​mans-trump-unity-bridge-stolen-and-cra​shed-while-on-tour-in-tulsa-okla

Published August 31, 2020...

Trump Unity Bridge involved in multi-vehicle Flint crash - mlive.com

Published today

I'd take that as a sign

What the fark is a trump unity bridge anyway?

Essentially is a giant neon sign notifying anyone that sees it that the guy in the truck is a farking moran with light fabrication skills.


So a group of morans. Is there a name for a group of them?
 
2021-09-22 10:08:20 PM  

clodcomplex: BDR459: andrewagill: Deathbymeteor: Sarah Jessica Farker: clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x58]
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https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/mich-​mans-trump-unity-bridge-stolen-and-cra​shed-while-on-tour-in-tulsa-okla

Published August 31, 2020...

Trump Unity Bridge involved in multi-vehicle Flint crash - mlive.com

Published today

I'd take that as a sign

What the fark is a trump unity bridge anyway?

Essentially is a giant neon sign notifying anyone that sees it that the guy in the truck is a farking moran with light fabrication skills.


There's no group, it's just some random moran.
 
2021-09-22 10:16:47 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/JanNWolfe/status/​1​440796245954469893?s=19

You'll recall that Sidney Powell and her "Kraken" crew were ordered to reimburse Michigan officials for the $ incurred defending a frivolous election lawsuit.
Detroit's lawyers want $182,000. In a new filing, Powell says $22,000 is adequate punishment and will "deter misconduct"


Literally the first lawyer I have seen who doesn't know what "reimburse" means
 
2021-09-22 10:18:28 PM  

BDR459: Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/KffDogs/status/144​0840437934084099?s=19

Barking news: The FDA has approved hugs for all good dogs.

Still waiting for the ruling on belly rubs.


Studies are inconclusive. We need more data. Signed "Not a dog."
 
2021-09-22 10:42:58 PM  
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/144086​3​315912187906?s=19

Sen. Ted Cruz asked a law professor if she found voter ID laws racist.

After Franita Tolson responded that it "depends," Cruz asked specifically, "What voter ID laws are racist?"

"Apologies Mr. Cruz, your state of Texas, perhaps," Tolson responded.
 
2021-09-22 10:50:53 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/CNN/status/144086​3​315912187906?s=19

Sen. Ted Cruz asked a law professor if she found voter ID laws racist.

After Franita Tolson responded that it "depends," Cruz asked specifically, "What voter ID laws are racist?"

"Apologies Mr. Cruz, your state of Texas, perhaps," Tolson responded.


And then he pouted and accused her of saying all of Texas was racist, because he's a jackass
 
2021-09-22 10:54:09 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: https://twitter.com/darcyropchan/stat​u​s/1440812858304991236?s=19

CityNews has learned a number of Edson residents are in Edmonton ICUs following a 'get COVID' party -- in an attempt to achieve herd immunity.
The details tonight at 6 and online @CityNewsYEG https://t.co/tnXsT7MpWS


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2021-09-22 10:58:27 PM  
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2021-09-22 11:01:43 PM  

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Nice.
 
2021-09-22 11:23:05 PM  
Thread on TFG's attempt to get out of his Twitter ban

https://twitter.com/bradheath/status/​1​440856192956256256?s=19

Trump's lawyers told a federal court tonight that Twitter's forum-selection agreement -- which requires that he sue the company in California (not Florida, where he sued) -- does not apply to him "as the 45th President of the United States."
 
2021-09-22 11:32:06 PM  

BDR459: clodcomplex: BDR459: andrewagill: Deathbymeteor: Sarah Jessica Farker: clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x58]
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https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/mich-​mans-trump-unity-bridge-stolen-and-cra​shed-while-on-tour-in-tulsa-okla

Published August 31, 2020...

Trump Unity Bridge involved in multi-vehicle Flint crash - mlive.com

Published today

I'd take that as a sign

What the fark is a trump unity bridge anyway?

Essentially is a giant neon sign notifying anyone that sees it that the guy in the truck is a farking moran with light fabrication skills.

So a group of morans. Is there a name for a group of them?


What do you think of an "assclog" of morans?
 
2021-09-22 11:40:51 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: BDR459: clodcomplex: BDR459: andrewagill: Deathbymeteor: Sarah Jessica Farker: clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x58]
[pbs.twimg.com image 720x960]

https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/mich-​mans-trump-unity-bridge-stolen-and-cra​shed-while-on-tour-in-tulsa-okla

Published August 31, 2020...

Trump Unity Bridge involved in multi-vehicle Flint crash - mlive.com

Published today

I'd take that as a sign

What the fark is a trump unity bridge anyway?

Essentially is a giant neon sign notifying anyone that sees it that the guy in the truck is a farking moran with light fabrication skills.

So a group of morans. Is there a name for a group of them?

What do you think of an "assclog" of morans?


A constipation of morans it is!
 
2021-09-22 11:58:21 PM  
 
2021-09-23 12:06:39 AM  
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2021-09-23 12:20:49 AM  

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A favourite of mine. I post that once every 3 months or so.
 
2021-09-23 12:27:57 AM  

Unbridled Apathy: spaztic lv6 cleric: [Fark user image image 425x554]

A favourite of mine. I post that once every 3 months or so.


I had a decent two week run of posting it right after some farking moron's boobie posts.

/felt good.
 
2021-09-23 2:15:59 AM  
I ought to bust out Mz Piecrust's disoriented cat.
 
2021-09-23 2:33:01 AM  

JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/CNN/status/144086​3​315912187906?s=19

Sen. Ted Cruz asked a law professor if she found voter ID laws racist.

After Franita Tolson responded that it "depends," Cruz asked specifically, "What voter ID laws are racist?"

"Apologies Mr. Cruz, your state of Texas, perhaps," Tolson responded.


Won't matter. He has no shame.
 
2021-09-23 9:23:53 AM  
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2021-09-23 9:26:35 AM  
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2021-09-23 10:14:02 AM  

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I see a future visit to the ER.
 
2021-09-23 10:24:29 AM  
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2021-09-23 11:58:49 AM  
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So we know where the money's coming from, we just have to figure out what we're going to buy.
 
2021-09-23 11:59:07 AM  

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Are those mountains? At first glance it looked like Han in carbonite.
 
2021-09-23 12:00:23 PM  
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2021-09-23 12:11:12 PM  

brachiopod: Markoff_Cheney Harbor Fright here in MD had some of the giant hemostats the other day when i was looking for something else. I didn't notice if they had the normal-sized ones. Maybe there are some in your neck of the woods?


Harbor Freight eh? Not one in my vicinity, and forgot to think of The Jank One. Amazon saves the day yet again with next day delivery for my home surgical emergency needs.
 
2021-09-23 12:14:37 PM  
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2021-09-23 12:18:08 PM  

ImpendingCynic: clodcomplex: [mymodernmet.com image 750x750]

Are those mountains? At first glance it looked like Han in carbonite.


It's a really cool piece of art, and a really impractical table.
Encase that shiat and put a glass top over it like a map table and I'm in.
 
2021-09-23 12:21:53 PM  
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2021-09-23 12:33:30 PM  
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2021-09-23 12:38:58 PM  
I just had a weird thought, what if through some transgression of events we end up needing Space Force to defend against an alien threat and they win.
And then Trump somehow did something right?  Even as dumb as Space Force sounds right now, like 60 years from now our grandkids could be thankful that Space Force saved all Earthians from the Xolodbznzians.
 
2021-09-23 12:39:34 PM  
I need to vape some weed, this morning is off to a stupid start.
 
2021-09-23 12:43:04 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: I just had a weird thought, what if through some transgression of events we end up needing Space Force to defend against an alien threat and they win.
And then Trump somehow did something right?  Even as dumb as Space Force sounds right now, like 60 years from now our grandkids could be thankful that Space Force saved all Earthians from the Xolodbznzians.


If a species is advanced enough to travel many light years with a large enough force to conquer a planet with 7 billion people, do you think we really stand a chance?
 
2021-09-23 12:51:43 PM  

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Didn't the Ivermectin thing only start like 3 or 4 months ago? Who the hell was using it on themselves (to the extent it necessitated a call to poison control) during the first 8 or 9 months of Covid for non-covid related reasons?
 
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