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(MSN)   Dominic "Proud Boy" Pezzola, has had enough inconveniences and would like to get out of jail now, thank you very much   (msn.com) divider line
    More: Silly, United States Senate, Dominic Pezzola, Defense lawyer Steven Metcalf, Washington, D.C., Pezzola's mother, Defense lawyer Martin Tankleff, Pezzola's lawyers, prison officials  
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2021-09-22 3:50:55 PM  
Stop being a flight risk then?
 
2021-09-22 4:00:33 PM  
F*ck you.
 
2021-09-22 4:03:51 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
 
2021-09-22 4:08:54 PM  
That trash can rot. The world won't miss him.
 
2021-09-22 4:15:52 PM  
If the terrorist wants to know when he is going to be released all he has to do is plead guilty to all charges and the Judge will tell  him his  release date.
 
2021-09-22 4:16:40 PM  
Die in a hole, forgotten
 
2021-09-22 4:21:52 PM  
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2021-09-22 4:50:44 PM  
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2021-09-22 4:53:16 PM  
FTA: Defense lawyer Steven Metcalf said Pezzola's mother and common-law wife were willing to put up a family house as bail security.

Single or double wide?
 
2021-09-22 4:54:57 PM  
Also, that "mother and common-law wife" doesn't parse very well.
 
2021-09-22 4:55:49 PM  
Pezzola's mother and common-law wife

Are they the same person?
 
2021-09-22 4:57:20 PM  

DannyBrandt: FTA: Defense lawyer Steven Metcalf said Pezzola's mother and common-law wife were willing to put up a family house as bail security.

Single or double wide?


I bet they rent the home they don't own.
 
2021-09-22 4:57:29 PM  
Ain't too Proud to beg.
 
2021-09-22 4:57:52 PM  
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2021-09-22 4:57:53 PM  

DannyBrandt: Also, that "mother and common-law wife" doesn't parse very well.


Stumbled over that myself.
 
2021-09-22 4:58:43 PM  
Nah, with a side order of get farked. Actions? Meet consequences.
 
2021-09-22 4:59:35 PM  
Kalief Browder, Held at Rikers Island for 3 Years Without Trial, Commits Suicide

F*** your privilege insurrectionist trash. F*** you, you worthless goddammned traitor. F*** you with molten magma you treasonweasel piece of racid s***.
 
2021-09-22 4:59:37 PM  

DannyBrandt: FTA: Defense lawyer Steven Metcalf said Pezzola's mother and common-law wife were willing to put up a family house as bail security.

Single or double wide?


Honestly, you have me guessing if the guy's mom isn't his common-law wife.
 
2021-09-22 4:59:41 PM  
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2021-09-22 5:00:59 PM  

Jake Havechek: Pezzola's mother and common-law wife

Are they the same person?


Ask your mom, and if she divorces you and takes half your stuff... the answer is: Yes.
 
2021-09-22 5:01:41 PM  
OK I guess that makes us square then, you can go along home now with time served. He will probably get less time than the guy that shorted a clerk by 43 cents for a Mt Dew.
 
2021-09-22 5:02:10 PM  
Sometimes, when you FA, you FO. Guess he is learning the hard way.
 
2021-09-22 5:02:36 PM  
And?

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2021-09-22 5:05:31 PM  
"Defense lawyer Steven Metcalf said Pezzola's mother and common-law wife were *waswilling to put up a family house as bail security."

*editor assumes they are the same person
 
2021-09-22 5:06:56 PM  
You want a faster hearing/sentencing, plead guilty.  That's how they f$ck with minorities.
 
2021-09-22 5:07:16 PM  
"100 days of video." That is an oddly-specific atypical measurement, Reuters.

But back to the patriot of the liberty to constitution freedom of our forefathers. Enjoy jail truck nutz.
 
2021-09-22 5:07:17 PM  
Protesters break window at Capitol building
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2021-09-22 5:07:29 PM  
Oh, well then of course. Head on out. Make sure to tell the last guard that frank said it was alright.
 
2021-09-22 5:07:30 PM  
Of course you put the house up as bail when you plan on leaving the country and don't need the house anymore.
 
2021-09-22 5:08:26 PM  

special20: Jake Havechek: Pezzola's mother and common-law wife

Are they the same person?

Ask your mom, and if she divorces you and takes half your stuff... the answer is: Yes.


My mother died of cancer 3 years ago.
 
2021-09-22 5:09:31 PM  
"Pezzola faces charges including conspiracy, civil disorder and unlawfully entering restricted buildings."

Dominic Pezzola still up to shenanigans after all these years...

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2021-09-22 5:09:50 PM  
Sure. we'll let you out.  The gallows are right this way.
 
2021-09-22 5:10:09 PM  

Jake Havechek: special20: Jake Havechek: Pezzola's mother and common-law wife

Are they the same person?

Ask your mom, and if she divorces you and takes half your stuff... the answer is: Yes.

My mother died of cancer 3 years ago.


Then you'll have to put a Magic 8-Ball die in her noggin.
 
2021-09-22 5:10:56 PM  
Once inside the Capitol, Pezzola chased a police officer up the stairs near the entrance to the Senate chamber, and smoked a cigar while bragging on video about the attack, prosecutors allege.

Yeah, I don't give a fark about him smoking a cigar, I really don't. But that cop was truly running for his life, and purposely letting people get close so that the crowd wouldn't discover the VIPs that he was leading them away from. I have no doubt that the cop would have been in the hospital, if not dead, had that crowd caught up to him. That was one of the worst videos from the event, and this guy was the leader of the whole mob. Fark this guy.
 
2021-09-22 5:11:01 PM  

Jake Havechek: special20: Jake Havechek: Pezzola's mother and common-law wife

Are they the same person?

Ask your mom, and if she divorces you and takes half your stuff... the answer is: Yes.

My mother died of cancer 3 years ago.


Well that's just sick dude!
 
2021-09-22 5:11:39 PM  
Should have thought about that before you invaded the Capitol, you domestic terrorist.

NOW ROT!
 
2021-09-22 5:11:40 PM  

Jake Havechek: special20: Jake Havechek: Pezzola's mother and common-law wife

Are they the same person?

Ask your mom, and if she divorces you and takes half your stuff... the answer is: Yes.

My mother died of cancer 3 years ago.


Then maybe you shouldn't have started the mom jokes if you didn't want them to affect you.
 
2021-09-22 5:12:05 PM  
It's still funny that these chucklefarks saddled themselves with the lamest gang name they could think of.

Was "The Fancy Lads" taken?
How bout "The Dandy Fops" or the "Cheerful Chaps?"
 
2021-09-22 5:12:16 PM  
Mother AND common law wife?  Eeeewwww!
 
2021-09-22 5:15:47 PM  
Berkeley Brean @whec_bbrean

Judge Tim Kelly said "Even if the defense were to be able to show a Constitutional violation in the way (Pezzola is) being detained, the remedy wouldn't be to release him the remedy would be to remedy the Constitutional violations."

@news10nbc
 
2021-09-22 5:15:47 PM  

Liquid_Bacon: Mother AND common law wife?  Eeeewwww!


Family tradition. Just ask his Uncle Daddy.
 
2021-09-22 5:16:12 PM  
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2021-09-22 5:16:14 PM  
Yeah well, we all want things. You're a racist twatwaffle and need to STFU. Enjoy jail you farking assclown.
 
2021-09-22 5:16:43 PM  

stoli n coke: It's still funny that these chucklefarks saddled themselves with the lamest gang name they could think of.

Was "The Fancy Lads" taken?
How bout "The Dandy Fops" or the "Cheerful Chaps?"


We're the hooligans. (Pop! )
 
2021-09-22 5:16:48 PM  

DannyBrandt: FTA: Defense lawyer Steven Metcalf said Pezzola's mother and common-law wife were willing to put up a family house as bail security.

Single or double wide?


Common law wife.  That's Republican family values.
 
2021-09-22 5:17:09 PM  
Fark you traitor.
 
2021-09-22 5:17:10 PM  
I figured some of these assholes would be getting their asses kicked in the big house. Whatever happened to jailhouse justice?
 
2021-09-22 5:18:03 PM  

Liquid_Bacon: Mother AND common law wife?  Eeeewwww!


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2021-09-22 5:22:43 PM  
"We move to have our client released from pre-trial detention."

"On what grounds?"

"Well, your honor, he just doesn't like it."
 
2021-09-22 5:23:00 PM  
A government court filing, citing social media, said Pezzola was one of the first rioters to enter the Capitol, using a police shield to break a window and allowing other protesters to enter the building.
Once inside the Capitol, Pezzola chased a police officer up the stairs near the entrance to the Senate chamber, and smoked a cigar while bragging on video about the attack, prosecutors allege.

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