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(KCCI Des Moines)   You no longer have to travel to NYC to experience using a NYC subway car as a bathroom. Stand clear of the closing toilet stall doors [ding-dong]   (kcci.com) divider line
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2021-09-22 3:54:48 PM  
I learned very quickly as a resident of Chicago to never, ever decide I could handle whatever was in the suspiciously-empty CTA car in the middle of a rush-hour commute.

Spoiler: it was always some guy wanking.

Or poop. So much poop.
 
2021-09-22 5:27:02 PM  
Frankly the only people who actually poop in the NYC subway are homeless, so this wc gives everybody the "homeless NYC subway toilet experience", it's not just for hobos anymore.
 
2021-09-22 6:11:47 PM  
Mind the crap.
 
2021-09-22 6:16:25 PM  
Click on "Show Transcript".
 
2021-09-22 6:16:41 PM  
Should have put the hand holds at the urinals.
 
2021-09-22 6:17:17 PM  
Am I required to pee on the leg of the guy next to me?
 
2021-09-22 6:30:59 PM  
I remember the grafitti-smeared subway cars of the Eighties. They aren't like that any more. In fact, if anything they're cleaner than pre-pandemic.
 
2021-09-22 6:40:49 PM  

morg: Click on "Show Transcript".


Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah mm. Uh huh Yeah.
 
2021-09-22 6:40:52 PM  

Tillmaster: I remember the grafitti-smeared subway cars of the Eighties. They aren't like that any more. In fact, if anything they're cleaner than pre-pandemic.


I remember there was a day in the late '80s where we all boarded the A train on the way to the city, looked around and couldn't quite figure out what looked off. Then it hit us; no graffiti.
 
2021-09-22 7:51:18 PM  
Do not urinate in the subway cars. Please use the panhandlers provided.
 
2021-09-22 9:36:37 PM  
In my ~25 years in the city, I only saw evidence of this once, and that was the first time I ever rode the subway. I almost sat in a puddle but a friend saved me just in time.

/saw much worse out in the middle of the street in the East Village
 
2021-09-22 9:56:23 PM  
There really is literally no reason to travel to NYC these days, is there?
 
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