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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)   Man with mullet wanted in Florida. If that's the entire description of the perp they'll never find him   (cbs12.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Florida burglaries, West Palm Beach, Florida, mullet, Southern United States, minivan  
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2021-09-22 4:07:57 PM  
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Mulette
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Pittsburg Perm
Canadian Passport
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That Haircut that Pissed off Wesley Willis.
 
2021-09-22 4:41:56 PM  
The moment this guy is arrested, Cam "Buzz" Brainard will point out what a sweet mullet the guy has.
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2021-09-22 4:49:28 PM  
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2021-09-22 5:03:35 PM  
Suspect is hatless.  I say again hatless.
 
2021-09-22 5:05:06 PM  
Wanted for questioning:

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2021-09-22 5:05:29 PM  
The police could just arrest everyone with a mullet.

It would be for the good of humanity.
 
2021-09-22 5:09:05 PM  
Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless.
 
2021-09-22 5:10:15 PM  

brantgoose: Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless.


I did a web search. That's my only excuse.
 
2021-09-22 5:10:39 PM  
Try looking everywhere.  Because that dude is everywhere.
 
2021-09-22 5:11:36 PM  
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2021-09-22 5:12:37 PM  
Did they search every every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area?
 
2021-09-22 5:13:38 PM  
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I think the ears would have been part of the description too...
 
2021-09-22 5:14:34 PM  
A Mullet is like a good speakeasy -
Quiet in the front, a Party in the back, and everyone involved should be locked up....
 
2021-09-22 5:15:34 PM  
might be this guy

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2021-09-22 5:16:42 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 225x224]
I think the ears would have been part of the description too...


Dude doesn't need an alarm clock. He can hear the sun come up.
 
2021-09-22 5:18:30 PM  
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in millets...
 
2021-09-22 6:20:51 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 225x224]
I think the ears would have been part of the description too...


Legolas, the high school years.
 
2021-09-22 6:27:54 PM  
RTFA: it says a mullet and a tattoo. That narrows the population by 10 percent.

/My BIL fished for mullet in Tampa. They're great when smoked.
//Pollution of Tampa Bay ruined the fishery.
 
2021-09-22 6:32:38 PM  
Haven't we all been looking for Florida man with a mullet and minivan at some point in our lives? Well stop looking becase there's a little bit of Florida man with a mullet and minivan in all of us. We just need to let him out.
 
2021-09-22 6:48:53 PM  
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2021-09-22 6:51:49 PM  
We call that location The Murder McDonalds. Lots of stabbings and shootings and drugs and so on......
 
2021-09-22 6:52:33 PM  
Darn it, wrong thread, I'm out.....
 
2021-09-22 7:11:09 PM  
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2021-09-22 7:21:34 PM  

scruffythecat: Darn it, wrong thread, I'm out.....


Give it time. It could be related eventually...
 
2021-09-22 7:46:28 PM  
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2021-09-23 8:12:50 AM  
Gotta love mullets.
 
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