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(MLive.com)   Man plants pipe bombs to end porn and cursing. Farkers seen heading to the bunker   (mlive.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Improvised explosive device, Federal Bureau of Investigation, 75-year-old John D. Allen, Bombs, Explosive weapons, Bomb, Michigan, initial appearance  
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1395 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Sep 2021 at 2:56 PM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-09-22 2:24:26 PM  
Don't tell him the pron is not stored in the cellphone stores, or the cell towers. Please keep our pron safe.
 
2021-09-22 2:41:12 PM  
has anyone told him that republicans are the biggest consumers of porn.
 
2021-09-22 2:45:59 PM  

khitsicker: has anyone told him that republicans are the biggest consumers of porn.


I thought that was al-Qaeda?   Or at least that is what we want to believe.
 
2021-09-22 2:58:32 PM  
I'm... I'm sorry. I keep all of my porn on the Fark servers.

Farewell my friends
 
2021-09-22 2:58:39 PM  
Poonabomber?
 
2021-09-22 3:01:10 PM  
Old man censors cloud.
 
2021-09-22 3:01:59 PM  
F bombs are better than real bombs.  Fark that guy.
 
2021-09-22 3:02:01 PM  
He wasn't aware that the term "Mar-a-Lago" is Spanish for "Central Repository for All Pornographic Materials in the United States"? What a dumb farker.
 
2021-09-22 3:02:30 PM  
Look, I'm a little salty too about the fact that internet porn didn't exist when I was 14 and we had to rely on National Geographic, the Sears catalog and SI swimsuit editions to get our spank on, but blowing up the cell phone towers isn't going to solve anything.
 
2021-09-22 3:03:09 PM  
Talk dirty to me...

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2021-09-22 3:05:59 PM  

Lambskincoat: Don't tell him the pron is not stored in the cellphone stores, or the cell towers. Please keep our pron safe.


pr0n is stored in the balls
 
2021-09-22 3:10:11 PM  
He would not survive a day on FARK.
 
2021-09-22 3:10:26 PM  

kdawg7736: He would not survive a day on FARK.


From all the cursing and crude stuff that is.
 
2021-09-22 3:12:52 PM  
There's nothing more dangerous than a self hating fapper.
Remember kids, only you can prevent Onanism.
 
2021-09-22 3:18:47 PM  
So you're going to randomly place pipe bombs at a few phone stores in order to stop national telecom companies from allowing "indecent" content from being provided on the internet?

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and really dumb.
 
2021-09-22 3:20:32 PM  

kdawg7736: kdawg7736: He would not survive a day on FARK.

From all the cursing and crude stuff that is.


Except the FARK filter keeps us from using the really good words.
 
2021-09-22 3:20:36 PM  

Lambskincoat: Don't tell him the pron is not stored in the cellphone stores, or the cell towers. Please keep our pron safe.


"The Egyptians used vast pyramids to store porn."
 
2021-09-22 3:22:11 PM  

blondambition: kdawg7736: kdawg7736: He would not survive a day on FARK.

From all the cursing and crude stuff that is.

Except the FARK filter keeps us from using the really good words.


They still haven't filtered out Belgium yet.
 
2021-09-22 3:26:47 PM  
Fark the bunker, where's my baseball bat?
 
2021-09-22 3:30:18 PM  
The only to maybe, MAYBE have a chance of doing that is to start a thermonuclear war.

/archdukes beware
 
2021-09-22 3:37:22 PM  

Slypork: blondambition: kdawg7736: kdawg7736: He would not survive a day on FARK.

From all the cursing and crude stuff that is.

Except the FARK filter keeps us from using the really good words.

They still haven't filtered out Belgium yet.


Dude, you trying to get me fired?!
 
2021-09-22 3:52:07 PM  

khitsicker: has anyone told him that republicans are the biggest consumers of porn.


I'm sure the dude had boxes and boxes of donkey porn at home.

The hypocrites generally are the ones protesting loudest.
 
2021-09-22 3:52:14 PM  
Looks like Michigan is trying to be the new Florida. How far do those lead water pipes go?
 
2021-09-22 4:06:13 PM  

Bootleg: Slypork: blondambition: kdawg7736: kdawg7736: He would not survive a day on FARK.

From all the cursing and crude stuff that is.

Except the FARK filter keeps us from using the really good words.

They still haven't filtered out Belgium yet.

Dude, you trying to get me fired?!


Oh, geez! Sorry about that! I should have put an NSFW link to the word.

Maybe the FARK admins can create a filter for it that says something like <REDACTED> or <EXPLETIVE DELETED>.
 
2021-09-22 4:06:49 PM  
It's perfectly possible for a guy to like pipe bombs, cursing and porn.

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2021-09-22 4:12:18 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: khitsicker: has anyone told him that republicans are the biggest consumers of porn.

I thought that was al-Qaeda?   Or at least that is what we want to believe.


po-tay-to po-tah-to
 
2021-09-22 4:12:43 PM  
I'm a native Michigander and i really like the state.  that said i'm not unrealistic about who some of the people are who live here.  I've never heard of Whittemore MI so i typed into google maps.   i think this image sums up all you need to know about the area this asshole lives in.

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2021-09-22 4:20:23 PM  
What, did he run out of adult bookstores to harass? Whe nutters start acting out their fantasies like this, things become dangerous.
 
2021-09-22 4:55:14 PM  
With pr0n you can make a bunk anywhere.
/this is not an endorsement, incarceration may occur.
//pr0n responsibly.
 
2021-09-22 5:06:57 PM  

beezeltown: What, did he run out of adult bookstores to harass? Whe nutters start acting out their fantasies like this, things become dangerous.


He could always go shoot up a massage parlor. There is precedent.
 
2021-09-22 5:14:37 PM  
Pipe bombs at cell phone stores...to stop porn?

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2021-09-22 6:20:05 PM  
Yeah it's totally "moral" to violate the 10 Commandments you supposedly uphold.
 
2021-09-22 6:23:52 PM  
127.0.0.1

You're welcome.
 
2021-09-22 6:27:04 PM  

DaAlien: 127.0.0.1

You're welcome.


I can ping that, which means I can reach you.

>sent spike
>spike sen...

*turning off sound effect*
 
2021-09-22 7:16:11 PM  
Someone tell him that the war is over and the prudes lost in a tidal wave of lube.
 
2021-09-22 7:59:23 PM  
when's the GOP rally for this political prisoner gonna be?
 
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