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(Law and Crime)   Alex Murdaugh provided a lawyer to one of the kids who was in the boat with his son on the night of the fatal boar crash. The lawyer convinced the kid to say "he didn't know" who was driving, and then Murdaugh tried to get the cops to charge the kid   (lawandcrime.com) divider line
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2021-09-22 2:26:33 PM  
The family of the boar is expected to press charges.
 
2021-09-22 2:36:11 PM  
This going to make the most confusing and intricate "Unusual Suspect" episode ever.
 
2021-09-22 2:53:56 PM  
That's a face that's devoured more than a couple of souls.
 
2021-09-22 3:08:27 PM  
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The boar vessel crashed?! Oh no!
 
2021-09-22 3:08:48 PM  
Boar crash? Obelix inconsolable.
 
2021-09-22 3:10:14 PM  
When I was a lad growing up on a farm in the 80's, we used to jump on the boars while they were eating and see who could ride one the longest. Never crashed one though.
 
2021-09-22 3:10:34 PM  
I'm boared with this story.
 
2021-09-22 3:11:21 PM  
I think they should give his hitman another chance.
 
2021-09-22 3:11:49 PM  
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2021-09-22 3:12:17 PM  
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2021-09-22 3:12:41 PM  
Alex Murdaugh

Did he also say

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Yeah I know
 
2021-09-22 3:12:49 PM  
boar crash?

Is this what happens when you don't kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into your yard within 3-5 minutes while your small children play?
 
2021-09-22 3:13:40 PM  
Alex Murdaugh provided a lawyer to one of the kids who was in the boat with his son on the night of the fatal boar crash. The lawyer convinced the kid to say "he didn't know" who was driving, and then Murdaugh tried to get the cops to charge the kid...

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2021-09-22 3:14:39 PM  
One passenger's life, Mallory Beach, was lost forever and the surviving passengers suffered both physical and mental injuries.

Too bad it wasn't temporary
 
2021-09-22 3:17:21 PM  
Gasp! A lawyer doing lawyerly things?
 
2021-09-22 3:18:53 PM  
HAKUNA MATATA BITCHES talladega nights
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2021-09-22 3:21:12 PM  
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2021-09-22 3:21:44 PM  
This storyline is getting too complicated. Can we just skip ahead to Jessica Fletcher revealing who whacked the wife and son?
 
2021-09-22 3:23:54 PM  
Good luck getting over the whole assumption of risk thing.
 
2021-09-22 3:25:32 PM  
Whole lot of rich person privilege in this story.
 
2021-09-22 3:27:43 PM  
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2021-09-22 3:28:22 PM  
It seems like every thing this Alex Murtaugh was involved in should be reviewed by an independent law enforcement agency.

Stealing from his firm, framing a BVA victim as a killer, killing his wife and youngest kid, trying to engage in insurance fraud.

Nothing I've heard about this guy says pillar of the community, every thing the reports say to me, "he's a good Christian" which is not something anyone should aspire to.
 
2021-09-22 3:33:23 PM  
This guy has a bright future in GOP politics.
 
2021-09-22 3:34:09 PM  
So the mom was enabling the transactions of the drunk manslaughter boy.

I guess that explains why they got whacked together.
 
2021-09-22 3:35:42 PM  
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2021-09-22 3:36:51 PM  
I thought the phrase was 'crashing bore.'
 
2021-09-22 3:39:07 PM  

Mudd's woman: Murdaugh


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2021-09-22 3:44:47 PM  

stuhayes2010: Whole lot of rich person privilege in this story.


If Bo and Luke Duke hit 'em with a dynamite arrow, and promise to remove the flag, I'd vote for a Hazzard County reboot.
 
2021-09-22 3:45:42 PM  
So quick question: daisy dukes or leggings?  Probably already wasting too much time on this reboot
 
2021-09-22 3:47:10 PM  
I feel for this Murdaugh guy. For generations his family pulled the same crap but he's the one that's gonna get busted. Damn it, what good is political power and aristocratic sucking up if it eventually ends?
 
2021-09-22 3:48:37 PM  
Just another lawyer not protecting the interests of their client in favor of protecting the interests of the person signing the checks.
 
2021-09-22 3:53:39 PM  
Someone should put a bullet in that asshole's head.  Oh, wait...
 
2021-09-22 3:56:42 PM  

PluckYew: It seems like every thing this Alex Murtaugh was involved in should be reviewed by an independent law enforcement agency.

Stealing from his firm, framing a BVA victim as a killer, killing his wife and youngest kid, trying to engage in insurance fraud.

Nothing I've heard about this guy says pillar of the community, every thing the reports say to me, "he's a good Christian" which is not something anyone should aspire to.


Another article said that the DA in that part of Murica had a last name of "Murdaugh" for the last 82 years.  It seems this level of affluenza had been a few generations in the making.
 
2021-09-22 3:59:29 PM  

maxandgrinch: Gasp! A lawyer doing lawyerly things?


It's called "Misprison of a Felony" and it's a Felony unto itself.

Just another Southern-state local county Mafia family doing their thing.
 
2021-09-22 4:10:47 PM  

PluckYew: It seems like every thing this Alex Murtaugh was involved in should be reviewed by an independent law enforcement agency.


Going back 100 years. This whole family sounds like real pieces of shiat.
 
2021-09-22 4:11:35 PM  

jaivirtualcard: One passenger's life, Mallory Beach, was lost forever and the surviving passengers suffered both physical and mental injuries.

Too bad it wasn't temporary


Technically it was temporary. They found her. She just happened to be dead.
 
2021-09-22 4:13:33 PM  

maxandgrinch: Gasp! A lawyer doing lawyerly things?


Suborning perjury and farking over your own client are usually more "lose your license" things, but maybe not down in that neck of the woods...
 
2021-09-22 4:14:09 PM  

Lsherm: PluckYew: It seems like every thing this Alex Murtaugh was involved in should be reviewed by an independent law enforcement agency.

Going back 100 years. This whole family sounds like real pieces of shiat.


Something great fortune something something forgotten crime something Balzac.
 
2021-09-22 4:22:21 PM  
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Just before the crash...
 
2021-09-22 4:24:58 PM  

beakerxf: This storyline is getting too complicated. Can we just skip ahead to Jessica Fletcher revealing who whacked the wife and son?


Brian laundrie?
 
2021-09-22 4:41:38 PM  
This seems like an opera. Songs must be written.
 
2021-09-22 4:47:48 PM  

beakerxf: This storyline is getting too complicated. Can we just skip ahead to Jessica Fletcher revealing who whacked the wife and son?


Should be obvious by now.  It was Murdaugh in the first degree.
 
2021-09-22 4:52:29 PM  
Murdaugh tried to murdaugh his way out of a pickle. That didn't work out for him.
 
2021-09-22 5:09:44 PM  
This story is getting to be a boar...
 
2021-09-22 5:10:40 PM  

VictoryCabal: Just another lawyer not protecting the interests of their client in favor of protecting the interests of the person signing the checks.


This is automatic disbarment material especially now that the kid has a competent lawyer.  Doesn't matter who is signing your checks, your obligation is to your client
 
2021-09-22 5:12:58 PM  

Grumpy Cat: This seems like an opera. Songs must be written.


lolllll it really does
 
2021-09-22 5:16:31 PM  

Deathfrogg: maxandgrinch: Gasp! A lawyer doing lawyerly things?

It's called "Misprison of a Felony" and it's a Felony unto itself.

Just another Southern-state local county Mafia family doing their thing.


Misprision occurs when you fail to report a felony you have actual knowledge of.  In American jurisprudence, because of the first and fifth amendments, it can only be charged if you somehow assisted in committing the crime or helped to conceal it from discovery, Practically that makes it indistinguishable from Accessory before or after the fact,  As an attempt to stymie the investigation, the lawyer's advice could qualify, given the advice was not meant to benefit his client but his buddy's son
 
2021-09-22 5:19:36 PM  
He'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
 
2021-09-22 6:16:52 PM  

johndalek: beakerxf: This storyline is getting too complicated. Can we just skip ahead to Jessica Fletcher revealing who whacked the wife and son?

Brian laundrie?


Obviously
 
2021-09-22 6:19:37 PM  

Magorn: VictoryCabal: Just another lawyer not protecting the interests of their client in favor of protecting the interests of the person signing the checks.

This is automatic disbarment

disboarment material especially now that the kid has a competent lawyer.  Doesn't matter who is signing your checks, your obligation is to your client

FTFY
 
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