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(Twitter) Boobies Stop laughing, what are you, 12 years old? It's not uncommon for women to have two different sized breasts   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-09-22 12:49:32 PM  
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2021-09-22 12:52:31 PM  
Decades back, the exwife and I were conemplating a modular bra business that would sell left and right cup separates to accomodate boob volume variation
 
2021-09-22 12:52:53 PM  
Instead of making a motorboat noise you would need to make a Harley Davidson noise

/potato potato potato
 
2021-09-22 12:55:35 PM  
If this were what Twitter was primarily used for, I'd have an account.
 
2021-09-22 12:59:08 PM  
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2021-09-22 1:02:21 PM  
You see, kids?  That's why you should never hold in your sneeze.
 
2021-09-22 1:10:05 PM  
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2021-09-22 1:10:16 PM  
Someone's squeezing her waist REALLY hard.

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2021-09-22 1:12:38 PM  
Some games do this, where they magnify a picture of your next objective or destination or something... in this case, I'm pretty sure questions have been raised about a missing nipple.
 
2021-09-22 1:36:57 PM  
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2021-09-22 1:37:54 PM  
When the Ms. had a reduction the twins were designed to be identical.  Science is amazing.
 
2021-09-22 1:38:40 PM  
Good for letting me know about this twice
 
2021-09-22 1:39:31 PM  
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2021-09-22 1:40:35 PM  
Dem lopsided titties look familiar...
 
2021-09-22 1:41:01 PM  
o_O
 
2021-09-22 1:41:20 PM  
Having a magnifying glass stamp around the zoomed view would've helped.
 
2021-09-22 1:42:15 PM  
She's got a BLT
 
2021-09-22 1:43:18 PM  
Since this is a repeat does that make the boobs the same size now?
 
2021-09-22 1:43:57 PM  
The one tit to rule them all.
 
2021-09-22 1:46:19 PM  
"That happens when they're real" - Halle Barry
 
2021-09-22 1:46:21 PM  
Beer goggles do the same thing, except for the entire set, not just a single.
 
2021-09-22 1:46:58 PM  
There was a young lady named Liza
Who had breasts of two different sizes
One was so small
It was nothing at all
But the other was huge, and won prizes
 
2021-09-22 1:48:20 PM  

SumoJeb: When the Ms. had a reduction the twins were designed to be identical.  Science is amazing.


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2021-09-22 1:49:08 PM  

SpectroBoy: Instead of making a motorboat noise you would need to make a Harley Davidson noise

/potato potato potato


I laughed way too hard at this.
 
2021-09-22 1:49:12 PM  
Someone's first day playing with photoshoop?
 
2021-09-22 1:49:45 PM  

Nick Nostril: Beer goggles do the same thing, except for the entire set, not just a single.


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2021-09-22 1:49:47 PM  

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2021-09-22 1:50:16 PM  
i- i see creepy human figures in the lace.  please, pleaase say you see them too...
gah.
 
2021-09-22 1:52:51 PM  

rainbowbutter: i- i see creepy human figures in the lace.  please, pleaase say you see them too...
gah.


HER EYES ARE UP THERE

Somewhere. I can't see the face.....
 
2021-09-22 1:53:10 PM  
I keep thinking about that scene in Animal House where Pinto gets the girl to take her bra off and she passes out.  He's got a handful of toilet paper and she's got one boob.
 
2021-09-22 1:56:03 PM  
this is why some people walk in circles when they're blindfolded.
 
2021-09-22 1:56:12 PM  

SumoJeb: When the Ms. had a reduction the twins were designed to be identical.  Science is amazing.


I hope she didn't insist to redesign your twins to be identical
 
2021-09-22 1:57:01 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: Some games do this, where they magnify a picture of your next objective or destination or something... in this case, I'm pretty sure questions have been raised about a missing nipple.


I guess searching for the missing nipple is your next quest.
 
2021-09-22 1:57:06 PM  

rainbowbutter: i- i see creepy human figures in the lace.  please, pleaase say you see them too...
gah.


Yes, yes I do.
 
2021-09-22 1:57:33 PM  
The graphic designer says it looks fine

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2021-09-22 1:58:15 PM  

E.S.Q.: Decades back, the exwife and I were conemplating a modular bra business that would sell left and right cup separates to accomodate boob volume variation


Wacoal lets you choose by breast shape. Mine is "east-west", which is a nice way to say walleyed.
 
2021-09-22 1:58:18 PM  
These threads come in pairs.

One much larger than the other.
 
2021-09-22 1:59:30 PM  
Was there a half-off sale on boob enhancement surgery?
 
2021-09-22 2:02:22 PM  
Do you know Biggus Tittus?
 
2021-09-22 2:10:54 PM  
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2021-09-22 2:11:19 PM  
She's paying for the surgery in installments.
 
2021-09-22 2:12:35 PM  

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Did someone half-force-choke Grand Moff Tarkin?
 
2021-09-22 2:14:14 PM  
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2021-09-22 2:17:38 PM  

RaceDTruck: I keep thinking about that scene in Animal House where Pinto gets the girl to take her bra off and she passes out.  He's got a handful of toilet paper and she's got one boob.


That 'girl' was playing the part of a 14 year old; with a stuffed bra.
 
2021-09-22 2:18:35 PM  

SweetDeeStruction: E.S.Q.: Decades back, the exwife and I were conemplating a modular bra business that would sell left and right cup separates to accomodate boob volume variation

Wacoal lets you choose by breast shape. Mine is "east-west", which is a nice way to say walleyed.


Do they have a breast shape called "Spaniel Ears?" I once knew a woman who's hash-handle was Spaniel Ears because that's how she hung.
 
2021-09-22 2:20:38 PM  
Pearl Illustration Balcony?

Il y a du monde au balcon!
 
2021-09-22 2:22:05 PM  
Mismatched set of jugs.
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2021-09-22 2:22:49 PM  

E.S.Q.: Decades back, the exwife and I were conemplating a modular bra business that would sell left and right cup separates to accomodate boob volume variation


Right? And a shoe store that sells singles.
 
2021-09-22 2:22:55 PM  

CordycepsInYourBrain: SweetDeeStruction: E.S.Q.: Decades back, the exwife and I were conemplating a modular bra business that would sell left and right cup separates to accomodate boob volume variation

Wacoal lets you choose by breast shape. Mine is "east-west", which is a nice way to say walleyed.

Do they have a breast shape called "Spaniel Ears?" I once knew a woman who's hash-handle was Spaniel Ears because that's how she hung.


Do they have "Marty Feldman's eyes"?
 
2021-09-22 2:23:37 PM  

E.S.Q.: Decades back, the exwife and I were conemplating a modular bra business that would sell left and right cup separates to accomodate boob volume variation


"Boob Volume Variations" is the name of my Bach-influenced stripper music band.
 
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