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(New York Daily News)   ♫ Ah, sugar (du doo du doo doo). Ah, coffee, coffee (du doo du doo doo). You are my McDonald's stabbing dude. And you got me fearing you   (nydailynews.com) divider line
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2021-09-22 12:29:50 PM  
What is wrong with people?
 
2021-09-22 4:38:52 PM  

kdawg7736: What is wrong with people?


(R)
 
2021-09-22 4:46:32 PM  
HOTY
 
2021-09-22 4:48:53 PM  
kinda funny
 
2021-09-22 4:51:04 PM  
Since when does McDonald's (or any fast food joint) put sweetener (or anything) in your coffee for you? Last I checked you had to do all that yourself.
 
2021-09-22 4:51:13 PM  
The victim was lucky he was only stabbed, because by the looks of all the bags the suspect was carrying, he must've had an arsenal of weapons with him. And who complains to the security guard over a customer service issue? Go back to the cashier, Mr Stabby, and get a new coffee.
 
2021-09-22 4:53:28 PM  
Can we get statistics comparing to 2018, maybe?  Before the pandemic happened?

/we need more pandemics...
 
2021-09-22 4:54:08 PM  

kmgenesis23: Since when does McDonald's (or any fast food joint) put sweetener (or anything) in your coffee for you? Last I checked you had to do all that yourself.


Wtf? Have you tried asking?
 
2021-09-22 4:55:07 PM  
Through a minor mishap during a west coast gig, after a long night I entered a McDonalds early one morning looking for breakfast.  I was in line behind someone who was holding out a large coffee cup and demanding a "free refill".

The person behind the counter was the shift manager and she continued to deny this person, who turned out to be homeless, his free refill, on account of the fact that it was a coffee cup he's picked up out of the trash.

This went on and on.  I was getting nowhere.  I intervened and told the shift manager that if it would speed things up, I would buy this person a large coffee so I could place my order.

She couldn't argue with that it seemed.  She then asked homeless dude "10 and 10"?

I'd never heard this before.

Apparently it means they add 10 creamers and 10 sugars.  Homeless folks panhandle enough to get a large coffee, and then fill it up with creamers and sugars.  That's their meal for the day.
 
2021-09-22 4:55:37 PM  
People literally take 5 min to order a coffee. What did you think they were doing?
 
2021-09-22 4:56:40 PM  

kmgenesis23: Since when does McDonald's (or any fast food joint) put sweetener (or anything) in your coffee for you? Last I checked you had to do all that yourself.


The stabber dude stabbed another customer dude, and the police dudes are unsure if the stabbed dude put sugar in the stabbers coffee... just taking a stab at understanding what I read.

/stab
 
2021-09-22 4:58:22 PM  

woodjf: People literally take 5 min to order a coffee. What did you think they were doing?


I suppose that's their poop foreplay? Not judging.
 
2021-09-22 5:03:05 PM  
Dirty Harry would understand.
 
2021-09-22 5:10:18 PM  
So we're mangling lyrics today, Subby?

Guess who just got back today?
That wild-eyed boy who has been away.
Hasn't changes that much to say... I still think that cat's pretty stabby.

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2021-09-22 5:10:48 PM  

Cafe Threads: kdawg7736: What is wrong with people?

(R)


Or maybe it's too many people who want to drag politics into every damned thing.
 
2021-09-22 5:12:13 PM  
I thought psychopaths tended to drink their coffee black, no cream, no sugar.
 
2021-09-22 5:18:24 PM  
Strange, usually it's
Midnight Juggernauts - Sugar and Bullets (Official Audio)
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2021-09-22 5:18:38 PM  

brantgoose: I thought psychopaths tended to drink their coffee black, no cream, no sugar.


Sounds like that was the problem.  He was served coffee with sugar in it.

OTOH, I thought Mickey's Disease supplied the coffee defilers on the side only.
 
2021-09-22 5:20:23 PM  

brantgoose: I thought psychopaths tended to drink their coffee black, no cream, no sugar.


Doesn't matter as long as they have
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2021-09-22 5:21:50 PM  

jjorsett: Cafe Threads: kdawg7736: What is wrong with people?

(R)

Or maybe it's too many people who want to drag politics into every damned thing.


Ima side with you this time.  I'm getting tired of rabid politickers on the media, including Fark.  If *all* of the rabid dogs were put down, maybe the remaining 100 or so people could make some shiat happen.
 
2021-09-22 5:24:38 PM  
"Midtown has seen a startling 151% jump in assaults this year, NYPD data shows. As of Sunday, 329 attacks have been reported to cops in Midtown South. Last year, only 131 assaults had been reported during the same period."

Gee, I wonder what happened last year in New York that may explain why the numbers then were so low?

But sure, go ahead a write your stories like the city is in the grip of a crime wave.
 
2021-09-22 5:25:43 PM  

LewDux: brantgoose: I thought psychopaths tended to drink their coffee black, no cream, no sugar.

Doesn't matter as long as they have
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Don't forget a nice chianti...
 
2021-09-22 6:54:01 PM  

Cafe Threads: kdawg7736: What is wrong with people?

(R)


I don't think you can register crazy as a trademark(R) as it's too ubiquitous.  Copyright(C), sure.  Maybe even Service Mark(SM), though I'll like to see your business plan if you're offering CaaS (crazy-as-a-service).
 
2021-09-22 7:05:56 PM  

kdawg7736: What is wrong with people?


No idea. How can someone fark up the number of doos in the headline?
 
2021-09-22 7:08:57 PM  

SansNeural: So we're mangling lyrics today, Subby?

Guess who just got back today?
That wild-eyed boy who has been away.
Hasn't changes that much to say... I still think that cat's pretty stabby.

[Fark user image image 650x487]


Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it, ah, out of sight
Ya know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
 
2021-09-22 7:54:25 PM  
Ok so you guys who can't get cream and sugar in the coffee what do you do at the drive through? Pull over and mix up your own cup? Everything is pre measure by the machines here so it'll put the cream or whatever,then they pour the coffee over.
 
2021-09-22 7:55:40 PM  

Herr Flick's Revenge: SansNeural: So we're mangling lyrics today, Subby?

Guess who just got back today?
That wild-eyed boy who has been away.
Hasn't changes that much to say... I still think that cat's pretty stabby.

[Fark user image image 650x487]

Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white
Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe
And he keeps it, ah, out of sight
Ya know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread


👏
 
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