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(Al Jazeera)   "A recent report from the Associated Press claimed that the raids had become so frequent that villagers were living in fear of an "and all-out monkey assault"   (aljazeera.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Primate, Bali, Tourism, Ubud Monkey Forest, Rhesus Macaque, Macaque, record number of monkey bites, Similar problems  
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2021-09-22 2:44:39 PM  
8 votes:
I went to the zoo and I saw the monkeys masturbating.

I then went to Bali to see the monkeys, and I was still masturbating.
 
2021-09-22 2:46:28 PM  
4 votes:
They're just trying to be friendly...

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2021-09-22 2:34:33 PM  
3 votes:
in fear of an "and all-out monkey assault"


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2021-09-22 3:02:41 PM  
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2021-09-22 12:07:03 PM  
2 votes:
But when mass tourism took off in Bali in the 1970s, the venue's mission unofficially changed - to profit from tourists who like interacting, feeding and taking photos of the long-tailed macaques that live there.

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Such reports disappeared when Indonesia closed its border to international tourists in April of last year to prevent the spread of the coronavirus. However, now there are increasing reports of monkeys stealing food from neighbouring homes and stores.


Consequences of money hungry actions. You get monkey hungry actions.
 
2021-09-22 2:48:49 PM  
2 votes:
It's newfangled automatic trunks and tailgates malfunctioning allowing the monkeys out.
 
2021-09-22 3:13:50 PM  
2 votes:
Monkey Assault is the name of our Monkees tribute band. We're not very creative.
 
2021-09-22 4:07:09 PM  
2 votes:
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2021-09-22 6:33:54 PM  
2 votes:

lifeslammer: Kill one. Erect a wooden spike at the edge of the forest, impale monkey body on spike as a warning to the rest


That's how monkey religions get started.
 
2021-09-22 2:14:19 PM  
1 vote:
What kind of assault? Because I see a new sequel in the works: Planet of the RApes.
 
2021-09-22 2:40:46 PM  
1 vote:
All out Monkey Assault is the name of my death metal mariachi band
 
2021-09-22 2:41:43 PM  
1 vote:

west.la.lawyer: Maga


Monkeys
Are
Gargantuan
Assholes
?
 
2021-09-22 2:43:24 PM  
1 vote:
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2021-09-22 2:46:11 PM  
1 vote:
Peter Gabriel method.  Electric fencing.
 
2021-09-22 3:21:50 PM  
1 vote:

gameshowhost: [Fark user image 300x168]


"Have a good trip Susie!"
 
2021-09-22 3:27:34 PM  
1 vote:
Who runs monkey town?
 
2021-09-22 3:31:11 PM  
1 vote:
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2021-09-22 3:47:52 PM  
1 vote:

scalpod: gameshowhost: [Fark user image 300x168]

"Have a good trip Susie!"


"Man oh man... I hate those Fancy Lads"
 
2021-09-22 3:52:45 PM  
1 vote:
Nobody suggested spanking them??
No jokes about the name?!
Has Fark grown up?!11!

/part of the problem
 
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