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(Al Jazeera)   "A recent report from the Associated Press claimed that the raids had become so frequent that villagers were living in fear of an "and all-out monkey assault"   (aljazeera.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Primate, Bali, Tourism, Ubud Monkey Forest, Rhesus Macaque, Macaque, record number of monkey bites, Similar problems  
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2021-09-22 12:07:03 PM  
But when mass tourism took off in Bali in the 1970s, the venue's mission unofficially changed - to profit from tourists who like interacting, feeding and taking photos of the long-tailed macaques that live there.

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Such reports disappeared when Indonesia closed its border to international tourists in April of last year to prevent the spread of the coronavirus. However, now there are increasing reports of monkeys stealing food from neighbouring homes and stores.


Consequences of money hungry actions. You get monkey hungry actions.
 
2021-09-22 2:14:19 PM  
What kind of assault? Because I see a new sequel in the works: Planet of the RApes.
 
2021-09-22 2:34:33 PM  
in fear of an "and all-out monkey assault"


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2021-09-22 2:36:34 PM  
... and rightly so.

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Buddha might not show up and save them this time.
 
2021-09-22 2:38:37 PM  
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Story reminds me of an album cover I designed.
 
2021-09-22 2:39:47 PM  
Maga
 
2021-09-22 2:40:46 PM  
All out Monkey Assault is the name of my death metal mariachi band
 
2021-09-22 2:41:36 PM  

koder: What kind of assault? Because I see a new sequel in the works: Planet of the RApes.


I assume it's like from An Idiot Abroad, but more aggressive as they don't have tourists actively supplying them with food:

an idiot abroad-monkey town
Youtube I_aQG68zIms
 
2021-09-22 2:41:43 PM  

west.la.lawyer: Maga


Monkeys
Are
Gargantuan
Assholes
?
 
2021-09-22 2:42:55 PM  
Kill one. Erect a wooden spike at the edge of the forest, impale monkey body on spike as a warning to the rest
 
2021-09-22 2:43:24 PM  
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2021-09-22 2:44:39 PM  
I went to the zoo and I saw the monkeys masturbating.

I then went to Bali to see the monkeys, and I was still masturbating.
 
2021-09-22 2:46:11 PM  
Peter Gabriel method.  Electric fencing.
 
2021-09-22 2:46:28 PM  
They're just trying to be friendly...

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2021-09-22 2:48:49 PM  
It's newfangled automatic trunks and tailgates malfunctioning allowing the monkeys out.
 
2021-09-22 2:54:37 PM  
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2021-09-22 2:57:40 PM  
An. Not and.
 
2021-09-22 3:02:41 PM  
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2021-09-22 3:13:50 PM  
Monkey Assault is the name of our Monkees tribute band. We're not very creative.
 
2021-09-22 3:21:50 PM  

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"Have a good trip Susie!"
 
2021-09-22 3:27:34 PM  
Who runs monkey town?
 
2021-09-22 3:31:11 PM  
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2021-09-22 3:47:52 PM  

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"Have a good trip Susie!"


"Man oh man... I hate those Fancy Lads"
 
2021-09-22 3:50:23 PM  
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Whatever, whatever, I do what I want!!!
 
2021-09-22 3:51:55 PM  
How many monkeys are we talking about here?  Is it like 30 to 50 or so?  Because if that's the case, I have an idea.
 
2021-09-22 3:52:45 PM  
Nobody suggested spanking them??
No jokes about the name?!
Has Fark grown up?!11!

/part of the problem
 
2021-09-22 4:07:09 PM  
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2021-09-22 4:08:46 PM  

Meat's dream: How many monkeys are we talking about here?  Is it like 30 to 50 or so?  Because if that's the case, I have an idea.


Try thousands. In Thailand the monkey gangs have started literally going to war with each other.
 
2021-09-22 4:56:34 PM  
Leave the monkeys and forest alone. Move the people somewhere sustainable.
 
2021-09-22 4:59:50 PM  
villagers were living in fear of an "and all-out monkey assault"

Much like representatives on Capitol Hill.
 
2021-09-22 6:33:54 PM  

lifeslammer: Kill one. Erect a wooden spike at the edge of the forest, impale monkey body on spike as a warning to the rest


That's how monkey religions get started.
 
2021-09-22 6:46:45 PM  

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gibbon that doge some trouble, i tell ya
 
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