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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)   America's Best State is giving away free at-home COVID test kits   (denver.cbslocal.com) divider line
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2021-09-22 1:52:39 PM  
10 votes:

Miss5280: But don't move here! It's horrible here! There's no oxygen because of the altitude and we snack on Rocky Mountain Oysters all day long. And it snows constantly! In fact, we're having a blizzard now!



Don't worry. You do not have New Mexican green chile, you bunch of uncultured swine. I follow the chile....
 
2021-09-22 12:54:52 PM  
9 votes:
But don't move here! It's horrible here! There's no oxygen because of the altitude and we snack on Rocky Mountain Oysters all day long. And it snows constantly! In fact, we're having a blizzard now!
 
2021-09-22 2:04:55 PM  
7 votes:

patrick767: Why is Colorado so awesome?


(trying to figure out how to answer this question without provoking a slew of "username checks out" replies)
 
2021-09-22 1:55:24 PM  
5 votes:
North Dakota?
 
2021-09-22 2:15:43 PM  
5 votes:

quo vadimus: [Fark user image 224x225]

If this is what the "best state" sends to Congress...


It got her out of the state so I'd chalk that up as a win.
 
2021-09-22 2:00:44 PM  
3 votes:
Why is Colorado so awesome?
 
2021-09-22 11:56:34 AM  
1 vote:
...or people could just get vaccinated
 
2021-09-22 1:54:12 PM  
1 vote:
Colorado ahead of the curve, as usual.

On a side note I like how since hospitalizations and deaths are remaining pretty steady/low or even dropping, the media now has to report on cases instead to fear monger.

We've known since the beginning that the vaccine won't prevent you getting it, it will prevent you from being hospitalized and/or dying.  Which is good.  The numbers show that the vaccine is working.  Just wish more people would get it...
 
2021-09-22 2:00:45 PM  
1 vote:

tasteme: Miss5280: But don't move here! It's horrible here! There's no oxygen because of the altitude and we snack on Rocky Mountain Oysters all day long. And it snows constantly! In fact, we're having a blizzard now!


Don't worry. You do not have New Mexican green chile, you bunch of uncultured swine. I follow the chile....


But you can take I-25 South over the Raton pass and get it from the source. Or go to King Soopers. Heck we get it Northwestern Louisiana at Brookshire's.

/Don't follow the Chile to Texas or Louisiana.
 
2021-09-22 2:08:51 PM  
1 vote:
"Counties that tend to have the highest hospitalization rates tend to be the counties with the lowest vaccination rates."

Huh. Weird. I wonder why that is...

Miss5280: But don't move here! It's horrible here! There's no oxygen because of the altitude and we snack on Rocky Mountain Oysters all day long. And it snows constantly! In fact, we're having a blizzard now!


I really wish I'd known this before I moved here. The weather is terrible and house prices are astronomical! It's insane I tell you! I think I'm turning blue, where's my oximeter? And my toothbrush! GAWD!
 
2021-09-23 9:43:22 AM  
1 vote:

Name Withheld: Washington is way better. We have high desert, snow, ranches, cowboys, weed, hippies, communes, guns, and all of what Colorado offers, but with no income tax


Yes! Washington is better! Move there!
 
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