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(Some Guy)   I HOP has the new Mummy Burrito, and will scare up an appetite for anyone that eats it   (mashed.com) divider line
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758 clicks; posted to Food » on 22 Sep 2021 at 8:53 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-09-22 8:34:53 AM  
Like an edible fleshlight!
 
2021-09-22 9:01:35 AM  
The burrito looks like a mummy

Sure, if you're stupid.
 
2021-09-22 9:07:57 AM  
what, no love for the Chicken Smiley?

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2021-09-22 9:32:01 AM  
*IHOP, not "I HOP"
 
2021-09-22 9:43:40 AM  
This looks like an ad and that looks like a plate full of sh*t.
 
2021-09-22 9:50:10 AM  
I imagine the resulting BM is the REAL horror.
Flush three times in case it tries to come back.
 
2021-09-22 9:58:31 AM  
The jalapenos are weird. There's not enough of them to have one in each bite. The whole thing sounds tasty if that's the meal for the day (I reserve judgment on the avocado), but that's tons and tons of fat and salt without the acid.
 
2021-09-22 10:24:26 AM  

Pinche Mateo: Like an edible fleshlight!


Any fleshlight is edible if you're brave enough...
 
2021-09-22 10:26:18 AM  
I glanced at the headline and my brain kinda jumbled it up into a better headline:

"IHOP has new Mummy Burrito and Some Guy actually eats it"
 
2021-09-22 10:29:05 AM  

DecemberNitro: *IHOP, not "I HOP"


Do U HOP, bro?
 
2021-09-22 10:41:37 AM  

palelizard: The jalapenos are weird. There's not enough of them to have one in each bite. The whole thing sounds tasty if that's the meal for the day (I reserve judgment on the avocado), but that's tons and tons of fat and salt without the acid.


I don't plan on trying the dish to report back, but yeah unless the interior is carefully-tiled with pickled jalapenhos then I ent even interested.

my wife, who is so much of a Pollyanna that I had to 'asplain her what a Pollyanna even is (don't worry, she self-identifies with Veruca Salt, so she vaguely grokked the concept) - that woman dislikes anything remotely "spicy" but pickled peppers? she's the one demanding more, even before I start to get upset about the lack!

/also I now need to add "can correctly spell judgment" to your current green-3
//previously, it only read, "newcastle" and I forget why
///could've been the brown-beer, or the Tyne, or both
 
2021-09-22 10:45:13 AM  

Pinche Mateo: Like an edible fleshlight!


Are they not already creme-filled?
 
2021-09-22 10:52:07 AM  
oh, and speaking of jalapenhos - at one of the usual locales t'other night, I finally ordered the scallop bites.

the peppers were pickled in the sense of they waved it from across the room at a bottle of vinegar, much in the way one waves a cocktail-shaker of gin in the vague direction at an unopened bottle of vermouth?

so those peppers were rather rough but still a nice contrast. mostly.

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/phone still refuses to charge, poor photo thanks to my tablet
//and yeah, zfc what those ends/off-cuts of scallop were
///would not order again, but it was tasty for what it was
 
2021-09-22 10:54:03 AM  

the_rhino: Pinche Mateo: Like an edible fleshlight!

Are they not already creme-filled?


did your mom wash it last night or didn't she
 
2021-09-22 11:03:23 AM  

tintar: oh, and speaking of jalapenhos - at one of the usual locales t'other night, I finally ordered the scallop bites.

the peppers were pickled in the sense of they waved it from across the room at a bottle of vinegar, much in the way one waves a cocktail-shaker of gin in the vague direction at an unopened bottle of vermouth?

so those peppers were rather rough but still a nice contrast. mostly.

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/phone still refuses to charge, poor photo thanks to my tablet
//and yeah, zfc what those ends/off-cuts of scallop were
///would not order again, but it was tasty for what it was


Huh. Interesting concept, but if they're not actually going to be pickled...

I'd go for either battering (maybe a good bit of Cajun seasoning in the batter) + frying the jalapeno slices like okra, or at least searing both sides of the slices in a hot skillet to lessen the raw pepper taste.
 
2021-09-22 11:50:51 AM  

olrasputin: I'd go for either battering (maybe a good bit of Cajun seasoning in the batter) + frying the jalapeno slices like okra, or at least searing both sides of the slices in a hot skillet to lessen the raw pepper taste.


STOP. MAKING. ME. DROOL.

bhindi (look, let's just say okra) and also tindi (yeaahhh, let's also just say okra?) remain among my favorite "dry" curries.

but yeah, just roast/caramelize until it starts to pop.
 
2021-09-22 12:25:34 PM  

tintar: the_rhino: Pinche Mateo: Like an edible fleshlight!

Are they not already creme-filled?

did your mom wash it last night or didn't she


Hers is bigger than mine, so we use separate ones
 
2021-09-22 12:35:39 PM  
Shouldn't a novelty food item with a 'Mummy' theme be a Wrap, not a Burrito?
 
2021-09-22 1:17:38 PM  
If I want a smothered burrito I'm heading to the local Mexican restaurant , not sure if I want to try a breakfast places attempt at a burrito.
 
2021-09-22 1:29:06 PM  
That looks gross. Also the food tab is just ads now.
 
2021-09-22 4:29:40 PM  
Per the IHOP website, the Monster Mummy Burrito's filling consists of scrambled eggs, three kinds of pork (pork sausage, diced ham, and hickory-smoked bacon), hash browns, shredded cheddar and jack cheeses, and avocado. A breakfast meat lover's smorgasbord, if you ask us. But it gets better. It is all wrapped in a warm flour tortilla and blanketed with Poblano queso and sour cream.

Sounds good to me. And knowing IHOP it's probably five or six bucks. I assume "poblano queso" means pablano pepper-flavored nacho dip.
 
2021-09-22 5:15:27 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: I glanced at the headline and my brain kinda jumbled it up into a better headline:

"IHOP has new Mummy Burrito and Some Guy actually eats it"


But who doesn't like to eat Mummy now and then?
 
2021-09-22 7:05:47 PM  
Oh goody, I have been looking for an opportunity to feel British. Eating a mummy has that extra Victorian allure!

/no, not doing it. There are far better breakfast burritos out there.
 
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