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(Gothamist)   Two good ways to deal with city traffic is to use a CitiBike or take the Subway. But NEVER take a CitiBike ONTO the Subway   ( divider line
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1832 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Sep 2021 at 12:05 AM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-09-22 12:31:31 AM  
10 votes:
It's inevitable that equipping bicycles with computers and AI would eventually lead to some small number of them becoming depressed enough to commit suicide.
2021-09-22 12:20:30 AM  
7 votes:

king of vegas: I saw Keith Olbermann retweeted this today. Looks like it was intentional from what I saw.

Really?  It was intentional that someone brought a rental bike through the gates and down into the subway station?
2021-09-22 1:00:21 AM  
3 votes:
Clearly this was a case of bike suicide.
2021-09-22 3:27:13 AM  
3 votes:

king of vegas: I saw Keith Olbermann retweeted this today. Looks like it was intentional from what I saw.

Intentional?  It's bicycle mating season in NYC.

They get into everything and many get injured or killed attempting to spawn this time of year
2021-09-22 12:37:38 AM  
2 votes:
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2021-09-22 12:19:16 AM  
1 vote:
There really should be a license required to live in NYC.
2021-09-22 12:27:11 AM  
1 vote:
This headline violates the triangle inequality.

/why yes, I have been reading about computer algorithmic theory lately. Why do you ask?
2021-09-22 8:16:24 AM  
1 vote:
"This was an attack on all of New York City that took place in the transit system and the miscreants who threw that bike in the path of an oncoming train should be prosecuted for their reckless disregard for the safety of subway drivers and workers."

Jerk off motion, my soul, etc
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