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5242 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Sep 2021 at 11:39 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-09-21 8:28:31 PM  
I could have lived the rest of my life comfortably without reading a story of a man ejaculating out of his anus.
 
2021-09-21 8:48:22 PM  
*clicks link, reads headline, nopes right out*
 
2021-09-21 8:58:02 PM  
What the FARK?
 
2021-09-21 9:04:51 PM  
Rectal ejaculation is the name of my Elton John tribute band.
 
2021-09-21 9:14:10 PM  
Cumsquat
 
2021-09-21 9:20:51 PM  
HOTY right there.

That said, why would you even seek help for that?  That's an awesome party trick!
 
2021-09-21 9:38:57 PM  
He's lean! He's mean! He's a one-man santorum machine!
 
2021-09-21 9:43:54 PM  
It's butt stuff, without the middleman....err, end-man I mean.
 
2021-09-21 10:07:04 PM  
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2021-09-21 10:32:59 PM  
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2021-09-21 11:46:50 PM  

syrynxx: I could have lived the rest of my life comfortably without reading a story of a man ejaculating out of his anus.


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/Except worse.
//And we all could but hope to ever read another story about him again.
///Except for one about him being sentenced to prison, or his obituary.
 
2021-09-21 11:47:10 PM  
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2021-09-21 11:47:10 PM  
Hey, what's going on in this th--

O_O

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2021-09-21 11:48:57 PM  
A Hershey Cream Pie?
 
2021-09-21 11:50:19 PM  

TortugaKat: A Hershey Cream Pie?


The Screaming Sheep (Original Upload)
Youtube SIaFtAKnqBU
 
2021-09-21 11:50:21 PM  
The story, you'll be glad to hear, had a happy ending.

He was ejaculating from his ass, that's about as happy as an ending can be.
 
2021-09-21 11:51:09 PM  
I don't want
Anybody else
When I think about you
I felch myself
 
2021-09-21 11:51:09 PM  
Didn't read the article, but, is it China? It's always China in these really weird cases, especially when there is no attempt to seek medical help for 3 or 4 years.
 
2021-09-21 11:51:27 PM  
Niki Minaj's friend?
 
2021-09-21 11:51:45 PM  
The takeaway is that if you or someone you know needs a Foley catheter, be aware that there are possible complications. One not mentioned in the article is that it can cause erosion of the penis.
 
2021-09-21 11:52:52 PM  

bababa: The takeaway is that if you or someone you know needs a Foley catheter, be aware that there are possible complications. One not mentioned in the article is that it can cause erosion of the penis.


Penis Erosion is my Boy George Michael tribute band name.
 
2021-09-21 11:53:42 PM  
Well. That's a thing I just read.

Anybody know where the "off" switch is for the entire internet?
 
2021-09-21 11:54:01 PM  
A CT scan produced a much better look at the problem than can be seen with a finger.

That's not what my dentist says.
 
2021-09-21 11:58:30 PM  
The story, you'll be glad to hear, had a happy ending.

I bet it even came out of the right part of the plumbing...
 
2021-09-21 11:59:45 PM  
For a little while, when I was very young, I used to be absolutely terrified that if I pissed and shiat at the same time, somehow they'd cross and come out the wrong way. It was probably some random bullshiat my dad told me to screw with me, but whatever the cause, I took it seriously. No matter how bad I needed to do both I'd always pee first just to be safe.

I'd completely forgotten about it until now, so, I mean, thanks a lot for that.
 
2021-09-22 12:00:13 AM  
A CT scan produced a much better look at the problem than can be seen with a finger.

That's exactly what my grandmother always used to say when I was a kid.
 
2021-09-22 12:01:07 AM  
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2021-09-22 12:02:44 AM  

zimbomba63: Didn't read the article, but, is it China? It's always China in these really weird cases, especially when there is no attempt to seek medical help for 3 or 4 years.


Amazingly enough, I couldn't find a name of anyone involved, and TFA didn't mention any geographical clues. Usually it's in there somewhere, or you can at least guess from the names...
 
2021-09-22 12:02:52 AM  

ryebread: I used to be absolutely terrified that if I pissed and shiat at the same time, somehow they'd cross and come out the wrong way



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2021-09-22 12:05:56 AM  
Needless to say, the lyrics are NSFW.

If I Could Shit Out My Cock - Rob Manuel (B3ta)
Youtube gYzlAwEanOI
 
2021-09-22 12:08:18 AM  
That guy should have died of infection a hundred times before they found the problem.
 
2021-09-22 12:15:19 AM  

zimbomba63: Didn't read the article, but, is it China? It's always China in these really weird cases, especially when there is no attempt to seek medical help for 3 or 4 years.


I looked at a couple of articles about it, but they didn't mention the country. I don't think it is China because the authors of the case study don't have Chinese names.
 
2021-09-22 12:18:25 AM  
Speaking as someone who has ulcerative colitis... if your butt routinely expels unexpected fluids, see a doctor ASAP.
 
2021-09-22 12:18:40 AM  
0.0

You should sort of realize something isn't quite right after say..ONCE.....
 
2021-09-22 12:20:30 AM  
weird.
i came out of the back of a volkswagen for a while, but only 6 or 7 months.
 
2021-09-22 12:34:49 AM  
So this "man" is actually a bird and that's not his Amy's. That's his cloaca. Problem solved.
 
2021-09-22 12:35:15 AM  
"Ever get that feeling *down there* and you don't know whether you have to shiat or cum?"

Also: shiatting dicknipples
 
2021-09-22 12:36:50 AM  

DrWhy: So this "man" is actually a bird and that's not his Amy's. That's his cloaca. Problem solved.


s/Amy's/anus/

/Fark will get an edit function when we are all driving flying cars, and there's a pill that cures all cancers
 
2021-09-22 12:41:10 AM  
And I thought it was bad when someone makes me laugh during sex, and it cums out my nose.
 
2021-09-22 12:43:19 AM  

Skeleton Man: Well. That's a thing I just read.

Anybody know where the "off" switch is for the entire internet?


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2021-09-22 12:46:05 AM  

Mikey1969: zimbomba63: Didn't read the article, but, is it China? It's always China in these really weird cases, especially when there is no attempt to seek medical help for 3 or 4 years.

Amazingly enough, I couldn't find a name of anyone involved, and TFA didn't mention any geographical clues. Usually it's in there somewhere, or you can at least guess from the names...


Followed the link to the paper, and then clicked on each of five authors. They all come up as University of Texas Medical Branch at Galveston.
 
2021-09-22 12:55:51 AM  

ukexpat: Skeleton Man: Well. That's a thing I just read.

Anybody know where the "off" switch is for the entire internet?

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2021-09-22 1:12:04 AM  

bababa: The takeaway is that if you or someone you know needs a Foley catheter, be aware that there are possible complications. One not mentioned in the article is that it can cause erosion of the penis.


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2021-09-22 1:17:25 AM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: bababa: The takeaway is that if you or someone you know needs a Foley catheter, be aware that there are possible complications. One not mentioned in the article is that it can cause erosion of the penis.

Penis Erosion is my Boy George Michael tribute band name.


Should have known better than to felch a friend
Penis erosion's got no rhythm
Though it's enema to the end
I know you're into boo-oo-oo-oof
 
2021-09-22 1:45:16 AM  
I won't lie, I wouldn't change the channel.
 
2021-09-22 1:51:13 AM  

Squid_for_Brains: He's lean! He's mean! He's a one-man santorum machine!


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The canonical definition of santorum does not include semen.
 
2021-09-22 2:06:05 AM  
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Photo of the man in question at his last All Addictions Anonymous meeting.
 
2021-09-22 2:18:49 AM  

Russ1642: That guy should have died of infection a hundred times before they found the problem.


The symptoms are pretty indicative. I looked at it and said "Fistula", and I'm not a doctor.
 
2021-09-22 2:22:16 AM  

Ivo Shandor: Squid_for_Brains: He's lean! He's mean! He's a one-man santorum machine!

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The canonical definition of santorum does not include semen.


Mucus is a lubricant and is continually shed by the intestines. Checkmate pedants.
 
2021-09-22 3:41:57 AM  
Shot from the arse
And you're to blame
You give love
A bad name
 
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