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2021-09-21 6:31:39 PM  
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2021-09-21 6:36:00 PM  
BUT MOMMY! MY FREEDUMS!
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2021-09-21 7:09:47 PM  
"I used to be a farking idiot, then I learned some basic science"

/Reads letter to the editor
//I stand by my comment.
 
2021-09-21 7:22:48 PM  
Well naptime followed by a snack can really do wonders for a person's attitude.
 
2021-09-21 8:43:22 PM  
Patrick's seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack antibodies on fire off the Islets of Langerhans.

He's watched T-cells glitter in the dark near the Tibial Plateau.

All those proteins will be lost in time--- like tears in the rain...

Time....to live.
 
2021-09-21 9:35:57 PM  
Old school solution.

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2021-09-21 9:40:53 PM  
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2021-09-21 10:46:13 PM  
DO YOU SEE?

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2021-09-21 11:59:57 PM  
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2021-09-22 12:01:34 AM  
But then I took a needle to the knee.
 
2021-09-22 12:08:48 AM  

SpaceMonkey-66: [Fark user image image 326x217]


Wow. I'm not the only one who thought of this.
 
2021-09-22 12:09:28 AM  

Picklehead: Old school solution.

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A lollipop is fine for going to the dentist.

Things involving needles deserve ice cream.

They even have non-dairy ice cream for those who'd otherwise have to avoid it
 
2021-09-22 12:13:18 AM  
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2021-09-22 12:18:35 AM  
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2021-09-22 12:19:04 AM  
Once an antivaxxer, always an antivaxxer.  Anitivaxxers are irredeemable.  Not even if they say they are pro vaccine.  They are just infiltrator units to get us to have sympathy for the antivaxxers and not demand that Biden unleash the military on the antivaxxer terrorists.  So that the antivaxxers can have more time engineering more deadly variants of the virus, so that they can get around our vaccine defenses and kill us.

And yes, I clicked on the link, and realize it is satire.  But for the actual antivaxxers who say they are NOW willing to get the jab after seeing someone die, the above applies.  The antivaxx don't actually have feelings.  They have things that look like feelings so that they may more efficiently infiltrate pro vaccine circles.  Listen. Understand. The antivaxxers are out there. They can't be reasoned with, they can't be bargained with. They don't feel pity of remorse or fear and they absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.
 
2021-09-22 12:25:32 AM  
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2021-09-22 12:36:51 AM  
I wonder if Republicans could be wrong about other things as well?
 
2021-09-22 12:47:53 AM  
This is sarcasm, and it's appreciated.

Anti-vaxxers should also stop stealing the pro-choice slogan. To that end, here's a new and improved version just for them: Your Body, My Choice. Also works for anti-choice jerks, too. Because their choices selfishly affect many others, in ways they can't grok. They choose to make others suffer.

/these thoughts brought to you by midnight pooping
//midnight pooping: for when you just got comfy in bed
 
2021-09-22 12:58:16 AM  

Oneiros: Picklehead: Old school solution.

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A lollipop is fine for going to the dentist.

Things involving needles deserve ice cream.

They even have non-dairy ice cream for those who'd otherwise have to avoid it


Ben and Jerry's signed a deal with the devil. Their non dairy stuff is heavenly.

Bryers got in on the same deal. Just not as many flavors. But their vanilla is light and fluffy.

Both brands contributed heavily (hah! heavily) to my 2020 gains... That I've thankfully lost.

Oh, I also drink a lot less since Nov 7th 2020/Jan 20th 2021. I'm sure that helped. Pandemic I was pushing 210-215. Now hovering at 185. I guess if I wanna get below that again, I'll have to give up beer, or join a gym... So I guess 185 it is. Between 5-10 / 5-11.
 
2021-09-22 1:02:03 AM  
Line line, dot dot
Operation Covid shot
 
2021-09-22 1:07:11 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: Once an antivaxxer, always an antivaxxer.  Anitivaxxers are irredeemable.  Not even if they say they are pro vaccine.  They are just infiltrator units to get us to have sympathy for the antivaxxers and not demand that Biden unleash the military on the antivaxxer terrorists.  So that the antivaxxers can have more time engineering more deadly variants of the virus, so that they can get around our vaccine defenses and kill us.

And yes, I clicked on the link, and realize it is satire.  But for the actual antivaxxers who say they are NOW willing to get the jab after seeing someone die, the above applies.  The antivaxx don't actually have feelings.  They have things that look like feelings so that they may more efficiently infiltrate pro vaccine circles.  Listen. Understand. The antivaxxers are out there. They can't be reasoned with, they can't be bargained with. They don't feel pity of remorse or fear and they absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.


Ok. Sounds good.
 
2021-09-22 1:07:52 AM  

Begoggle: I wonder if Republicans could be wrong about other things as well?


I suppose there's a 42,077,923,592nd time for everything.
 
2021-09-22 1:13:32 AM  

HempHead: [Fark user image 850x849]


That is the best pro-vaccine messaging I have ever seen.
 
2021-09-22 1:19:06 AM  
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If you look closely you can just make out some attack ships.
 
2021-09-22 1:29:16 AM  

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That...
Its beautiful.
 
2021-09-22 1:58:47 AM  

mrshowrules: HempHead: [Fark user image 850x849]

That is the best pro-vaccine messaging I have ever seen.


If you go to the website on the truck, it is purely a pro-vacciine page. That isn't even a real Mortuary.  It's brilliant.
 
2021-09-22 2:01:12 AM  

Petey4335: HempHead: [Fark user image image 850x849]

That...
Its beautiful.


Too bad it's not a real funeral home.
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2021-09-22 2:13:02 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: Once an antivaxxer, always an antivaxxer.  Anitivaxxers are irredeemable.  Not even if they say they are pro vaccine.  They are just infiltrator units to get us to have sympathy for the antivaxxers and not demand that Biden unleash the military on the antivaxxer terrorists.  So that the antivaxxers can have more time engineering more deadly variants of the virus, so that they can get around our vaccine defenses and kill us.

And yes, I clicked on the link, and realize it is satire.  But for the actual antivaxxers who say they are NOW willing to get the jab after seeing someone die, the above applies.  The antivaxx don't actually have feelings.  They have things that look like feelings so that they may more efficiently infiltrate pro vaccine circles.  Listen. Understand. The antivaxxers are out there. They can't be reasoned with, they can't be bargained with. They don't feel pity of remorse or fear and they absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.


The problem with cuckservatives who try to be funny is that they're so pathetically awful at it.
Writhe harder, MAGAT.
 
2021-09-22 3:05:25 AM  

jclaggett: Oneiros: Picklehead: Old school solution.

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A lollipop is fine for going to the dentist.

Things involving needles deserve ice cream.

They even have non-dairy ice cream for those who'd otherwise have to avoid it

Ben and Jerry's signed a deal with the devil. Their non dairy stuff is heavenly.

Bryers got in on the same deal. Just not as many flavors. But their vanilla is light and fluffy.

Both brands contributed heavily (hah! heavily) to my 2020 gains... That I've thankfully lost.

Oh, I also drink a lot less since Nov 7th 2020/Jan 20th 2021. I'm sure that helped. Pandemic I was pushing 210-215. Now hovering at 185. I guess if I wanna get below that again, I'll have to give up beer, or join a gym... So I guess 185 it is. Between 5-10 / 5-11.


I had been occasionally getting the Ciao Bella coconut sorbet, but a friend mentioned the Ben and Jerry's, and when I went looking the first time, they were having a sale.... So .... Um....

I don't know if I've tried every flavor yet, and they seem to have a *lot* that are peanut butter.... But I'd have to say my favorites so far are Milk and Cookies, Cherry Garcia, mint chip, and the cookie dough one.

And I think I'm down to 200.... Which is better than my high last year, but still 20-30 lbs more than I'd prefer.  But exercise is out of the question until I get the results back from the cardiologist... or longer if he can't figure out my 'long Covid' like symptoms.  (Pulse spikes to 150 after walking a couple of blocks)
 
2021-09-22 6:27:41 AM  

Somacandra: Patrick's seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack antibodies on fire off the Islets of Langerhans.

He's watched T-cells glitter in the dark near the Tibial Plateau.

All those proteins will be lost in time--- like tears in the rain...

Time....to live.


Outstanding.
 
2021-09-22 6:30:05 AM  
He saw dead people?
 
2021-09-22 7:26:06 AM  

Begoggle: I wonder if Republicans could be wrong about other things as well?


According to them, no.
 
2021-09-22 7:27:43 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Well naptime followed by a snack can really do wonders for a person's attitude.


If it were that simple, we'd have WAY fewer Trump voters.
 
2021-09-22 7:30:13 AM  
Duck_of_Doom:
Anti-vaxxers should also stop stealing the pro-choice slogan. To that end, here's a new and improved version just for them: Your Body, My Choice. Also works for anti-choice jerks, too. Because their choices selfishly affect many others, in ways they can't grok. They choose to make others suffer.

That is SOP for conservatives.  They start with a very reasonable premise: that people should be allowed to do whatever they want as long as it doesn't affect anyone else.  Then they just rationalize that everything they do does not affect anyone else.
 
2021-09-22 7:35:09 AM  
I've seen things...WHOAH! FLASHBACK!

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2021-09-22 7:39:02 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: Once an antivaxxer, always an antivaxxer.  Anitivaxxers are irredeemable.  Not even if they say they are pro vaccine.  They are just infiltrator units to get us to have sympathy for the antivaxxers and not demand that Biden unleash the military on the antivaxxer terrorists.  So that the antivaxxers can have more time engineering more deadly variants of the virus, so that they can get around our vaccine defenses and kill us.

And yes, I clicked on the link, and realize it is satire.  But for the actual antivaxxers who say they are NOW willing to get the jab after seeing someone die, the above applies.  The antivaxx don't actually have feelings.  They have things that look like feelings so that they may more efficiently infiltrate pro vaccine circles.  Listen. Understand. The antivaxxers are out there. They can't be reasoned with, they can't be bargained with. They don't feel pity of remorse or fear and they absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.


This!
 
2021-09-22 9:53:10 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: Once an antivaxxer, always an antivaxxer.  Anitivaxxers are irredeemable.  Not even if they say they are pro vaccine.  They are just infiltrator units to get us to have sympathy for the antivaxxers and not demand that Biden unleash the military on the antivaxxer terrorists.  So that the antivaxxers can have more time engineering more deadly variants of the virus, so that they can get around our vaccine defenses and kill us.

And yes, I clicked on the link, and realize it is satire.  But for the actual antivaxxers who say they are NOW willing to get the jab after seeing someone die, the above applies.  The antivaxx don't actually have feelings.  They have things that look like feelings so that they may more efficiently infiltrate pro vaccine circles.  Listen. Understand. The antivaxxers are out there. They can't be reasoned with, they can't be bargained with. They don't feel pity of remorse or fear and they absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.


I know you're doing the Terminator thing, but we're already doing the Replicant thing which nicely covers empathy and do other beings really feel.
 
2021-09-22 1:15:46 PM  

Oneiros: jclaggett: Oneiros: Picklehead: Old school solution.

[media.gettyimages.com image 612x549]

A lollipop is fine for going to the dentist.

Things involving needles deserve ice cream.

They even have non-dairy ice cream for those who'd otherwise have to avoid it

Ben and Jerry's signed a deal with the devil. Their non dairy stuff is heavenly.

Bryers got in on the same deal. Just not as many flavors. But their vanilla is light and fluffy.

Both brands contributed heavily (hah! heavily) to my 2020 gains... That I've thankfully lost.

Oh, I also drink a lot less since Nov 7th 2020/Jan 20th 2021. I'm sure that helped. Pandemic I was pushing 210-215. Now hovering at 185. I guess if I wanna get below that again, I'll have to give up beer, or join a gym... So I guess 185 it is. Between 5-10 / 5-11.

I had been occasionally getting the Ciao Bella coconut sorbet, but a friend mentioned the Ben and Jerry's, and when I went looking the first time, they were having a sale.... So .... Um....

I don't know if I've tried every flavor yet, and they seem to have a *lot* that are peanut butter.... But I'd have to say my favorites so far are Milk and Cookies, Cherry Garcia, mint chip, and the cookie dough one.

And I think I'm down to 200.... Which is better than my high last year, but still 20-30 lbs more than I'd prefer.  But exercise is out of the question until I get the results back from the cardiologist... or longer if he can't figure out my 'long Covid' like symptoms.  (Pulse spikes to 150 after walking a couple of blocks)


I'm wondering if it's just something to do with their base ingredients that make peanut butter a better flavor?

But yeah, the Cherry Garcia is amazing.

I'll sometimes get the Talenti Sorbets. The raspberry one is amazing. But of course it's not "ice cream."

But if you just want "basic vanilla" look for Bryers.

And sucks about the long haul. That shiat scares me more than the basic COVID infection now. And I'm hoping my 82 yo mother doesn't have to deal with it.

She's gotta make some follow ups with her pulmonologist and cardiologist this week.
 
2021-09-22 1:40:48 PM  

Bertuccio: AmbassadorBooze: Once an antivaxxer, always an antivaxxer.  Anitivaxxers are irredeemable.  Not even if they say they are pro vaccine.  They are just infiltrator units to get us to have sympathy for the antivaxxers and not demand that Biden unleash the military on the antivaxxer terrorists.  So that the antivaxxers can have more time engineering more deadly variants of the virus, so that they can get around our vaccine defenses and kill us.

And yes, I clicked on the link, and realize it is satire.  But for the actual antivaxxers who say they are NOW willing to get the jab after seeing someone die, the above applies.  The antivaxx don't actually have feelings.  They have things that look like feelings so that they may more efficiently infiltrate pro vaccine circles.  Listen. Understand. The antivaxxers are out there. They can't be reasoned with, they can't be bargained with. They don't feel pity of remorse or fear and they absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.

I know you're doing the Terminator thing, but we're already doing the Replicant thing which nicely covers empathy and do other beings really feel.


Replicants were made to work and provide services.  Antivaxxers do neither.  They are only murder machines.  So terminator works better.
 
2021-09-22 2:36:10 PM  

jclaggett: Oneiros: jclaggett: Oneiros: Picklehead: Old school solution.

[media.gettyimages.com image 612x549]

A lollipop is fine for going to the dentist.

Things involving needles deserve ice cream.

They even have non-dairy ice cream for those who'd otherwise have to avoid it

Ben and Jerry's signed a deal with the devil. Their non dairy stuff is heavenly.

Bryers got in on the same deal. Just not as many flavors. But their vanilla is light and fluffy.

Both brands contributed heavily (hah! heavily) to my 2020 gains... That I've thankfully lost.

Oh, I also drink a lot less since Nov 7th 2020/Jan 20th 2021. I'm sure that helped. Pandemic I was pushing 210-215. Now hovering at 185. I guess if I wanna get below that again, I'll have to give up beer, or join a gym... So I guess 185 it is. Between 5-10 / 5-11.

I had been occasionally getting the Ciao Bella coconut sorbet, but a friend mentioned the Ben and Jerry's, and when I went looking the first time, they were having a sale.... So .... Um....

I don't know if I've tried every flavor yet, and they seem to have a *lot* that are peanut butter.... But I'd have to say my favorites so far are Milk and Cookies, Cherry Garcia, mint chip, and the cookie dough one.

And I think I'm down to 200.... Which is better than my high last year, but still 20-30 lbs more than I'd prefer.  But exercise is out of the question until I get the results back from the cardiologist... or longer if he can't figure out my 'long Covid' like symptoms.  (Pulse spikes to 150 after walking a couple of blocks)

I'm wondering if it's just something to do with their base ingredients that make peanut butter a better flavor?

But yeah, the Cherry Garcia is amazing.

I'll sometimes get the Talenti Sorbets. The raspberry one is amazing. But of course it's not "ice cream."

But if you just want "basic vanilla" look for Bryers.

And sucks about the long haul. That shiat scares me more than the basic COVID infection now. And I'm hoping my 82 yo mother doesn't have to deal with it.

She's gotta make some follow ups with her pulmonologist and cardiologist this week.


They seem to be using two different bases, depending on if it's supposed to be a 'vanilla' or not.  (One was sunflower seed based, but I don't have any to look at on hand to see if that was the 'vanilla' or the 'other')

I suspect that with peanut butter and chocolate, it's easier to hide the flavor of the base than with something that's supposed to be vanilla. And if it's nut-based, peanut butter will likely mask it pretty well.

Sort of like how bean-based 'gluten free flour' mixes are fine for brownies, but leave some off flavors for white bread.

And as for the 'long Covid' crap (which I actually think is 'long whooping cough'), not being able to exercise is way better than the 'choking because you can't breathe' and 'brain fog' phases.
 
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