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2021-09-21 9:02:23 PM  
I'll never understand cutting coke with a downer. I mean, if someone wanted to speedball they'd buy both. I never wanted to do that l, and I'm grateful for the dealers in the '80s.
It was just a stage, I grew out of it.
 
2021-09-21 10:45:12 PM  
Cures Covid
 
2021-09-21 10:46:11 PM  
Hey guys! What's going on in this thread?

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433 [TotalFark]
2021-09-21 10:48:55 PM  
This time around it's "a small fingertip" of fentanyl that is deadly.  What does that even mean?
 
2021-09-21 10:49:12 PM  
This is going to become more and more common as more states legalize marijuana. Hope they're all stocking up on Narcan.
 
2021-09-21 10:49:56 PM  

abhorrent1: This is going to become more and more common as more states legalize marijuana. Hope they're all stocking up on Narcan.


. . . wut?
 
2021-09-21 10:51:39 PM  
Between anti-vaxxers and cokeheads the herd is definitely getting thinned more than usual this year, IMHO.
 
2021-09-21 10:53:33 PM  

433: This time around it's "a small fingertip" of fentanyl that is deadly.  What does that even mean?


It means the article's writer is a moron
 
2021-09-21 10:57:52 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Hey guys! What's going on in this thread?

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Who dat
 
2021-09-21 10:58:10 PM  
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433 [TotalFark]
2021-09-21 10:58:37 PM  

scanman61: 433: This time around it's "a small fingertip" of fentanyl that is deadly.  What does that even mean?

It means the article's writer is a moron


That was from the police chief.  You and I both probably think an addition from the author would have been helpful, not that any ordinary person will encounter the drug of course.
 
2021-09-21 11:01:04 PM  
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2021-09-21 11:04:04 PM  
 
2021-09-21 11:07:07 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Between anti-vaxxers and cokeheads the herd is definitely getting thinned more than usual this year, IMHO.


Omg we moved from 2.9 to 3.something million people dieing I the last year get bent.
/that said fentynal in coke sucks.
/ I mean I kept passing out so I don't even know what the sex was like
 
2021-09-21 11:08:36 PM  

433: This time around it's "a small fingertip" of fentanyl that is deadly.  What does that even mean?


I see where the confusion lies. The new standard of measurements in the US for drugs is in fingertips.  Other things are measured differently. For example boulders are measured in small boulders, even if they are large boulders.

For example,

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2021-09-21 11:08:42 PM  
This could be clever anti-drug PSA, make everyone afraid there could be fentanyl in anything you didn't buy at a pharmacy. Or it could be the work of a real sociopath who just wants to kill.
 
2021-09-21 11:09:54 PM  

Jack Sabbath: jaivirtualcard: Jack Sabbath: Hey guys! What's going on in this thread?

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Who dat

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.tmz.c​om/2021/09/12/comedian-kate-quigley-br​eaks-silence-after-overdose-deaths-fri​ends/


Ugh. Seeing her at AVN I thought she was a pornstar and was hoping to understand her more intimately. Thanks for nothing.
 
2021-09-21 11:10:53 PM  

433: This time around it's "a small fingertip" of fentanyl that is deadly.  What does that even mean?


If it's bigger than a fingertip, you're gay.
 
2021-09-21 11:11:29 PM  
If drugs were legal and they could get it at the store and get drugs that were made under rigorous quality standards this could be avoided.
 
2021-09-21 11:11:51 PM  
I bet if you have some, you could bring it to the nearest police station for free testing.
 
2021-09-21 11:12:54 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: fragMasterFlash: Between anti-vaxxers and cokeheads the herd is definitely getting thinned more than usual this year, IMHO.

Omg we moved from 2.9 to 3.something million people dieing I the last year get bent.
/that said fentynal in coke sucks.
/ I mean I kept passing out so I don't even know what the sex was like


Same here, but I'll tell you what, coke and fentanyl makes my butthole sore as hell.
 
2021-09-21 11:13:40 PM  

danvon: 433: This time around it's "a small fingertip" of fentanyl that is deadly.  What does that even mean?

I see where the confusion lies. The new standard of measurements in the US for drugs is in fingertips.  Other things are measured differently. For example boulders are measured in small boulders, even if they are large boulders.

For example,

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foo monkey: 433: This time around it's "a small fingertip" of fentanyl that is deadly.  What does that even mean?

If it's bigger than a fingertip, you're gay.


I don't think I've ever been so glad that I don't know what's going on.
 
2021-09-21 11:13:42 PM  

danvon: 433: This time around it's "a small fingertip" of fentanyl that is deadly.  What does that even mean?

I see where the confusion lies. The new standard of measurements in the US for drugs is in fingertips.  Other things are measured differently. For example boulders are measured in small boulders, even if they are large boulders.

For example,

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Never do a Rhode Island of fentynal or boulders though.
 
2021-09-21 11:13:44 PM  
Oh.  Darn.
 
2021-09-21 11:14:34 PM  

starsrift: danvon: 433: This time around it's "a small fingertip" of fentanyl that is deadly.  What does that even mean?

I see where the confusion lies. The new standard of measurements in the US for drugs is in fingertips.  Other things are measured differently. For example boulders are measured in small boulders, even if they are large boulders.

For example,

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foo monkey: 433: This time around it's "a small fingertip" of fentanyl that is deadly.  What does that even mean?

If it's bigger than a fingertip, you're gay.

I don't think I've ever been so glad that I don't know what's going on.


Me too.
 
2021-09-21 11:15:35 PM  
Dammit, that shipment was supposed to go to Washington DC!

Can't find good help these days.
 
2021-09-21 11:18:30 PM  
So I guess drug dealers will now start adding a little meth to their fentanyl laced coke so they can get more repeat business? Isn't that the whole point of adding fent in the first place?
 
2021-09-21 11:21:27 PM  

jaivirtualcard: Jack Sabbath: jaivirtualcard: Jack Sabbath: Hey guys! What's going on in this thread?

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Who dat

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.tmz.c​om/2021/09/12/comedian-kate-quigley-br​eaks-silence-after-overdose-deaths-fri​ends/

Ugh. Seeing her at AVN I thought she was a pornstar and was hoping to understand her more intimately. Thanks for nothing.


My apologies. You'll have to make do with the hundreds of actual pornstars that look a lot like her. Maybe thousands.
 
2021-09-21 11:22:35 PM  

abhorrent1: This is going to become more and more common as more states legalize marijuana. Hope they're all stocking up on Narcan.


You realize legal weed means you can buy it from a trustworthy registered licensed seller who can guarantee their product and sources, not some criminal who doesn't know what they're selling? Illegal drugs gets you illegal supply.
 
2021-09-21 11:33:16 PM  

NephilimNexus: Dammit, that shipment was supposed to go to Washington DC!

Can't find good help these days.


I thought it was supposed to be going to Mar-a-Lago?
 
2021-09-21 11:38:47 PM  

433: This time around it's "a small fingertip" of fentanyl that is deadly.  What does that even mean?


Police chiefs will do literally anything to avoid using the metric system.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2021-09-21 11:39:10 PM  

scanman61: NephilimNexus: Dammit, that shipment was supposed to go to Washington DC!
Can't find good help these days.
I thought it was supposed to be going to Mar-a-Lago?


Y'all hit us with Borat impersonations next!
 
2021-09-21 11:40:35 PM  

433: This time around it's "a small fingertip" of fentanyl that is deadly.  What does that even mean?


I thought it was a reference to a coke nail:

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But that would be enough fentanyl to kill a horse, so I think they probably mean if you dip your wet finger in fentanyl and then suck on the results, you'll die, which isn't wrong.

All of those stories about people touching fentanyl and overdosing are bullshiat, though.
 
2021-09-21 11:47:02 PM  
Police don't want anyone to die. How else are they supposed to cut out your dealer?
 
2021-09-21 11:55:20 PM  

wildcardjack: This could be clever anti-drug PSA, make everyone afraid there could be fentanyl in anything you didn't buy at a pharmacy. Or it could be the work of a real sociopath who just wants to kill.


now in my fifties, I would not take the chance... The farking stupid me of 27 years ago would have been ready to rock and roll.
 
2021-09-22 12:13:49 AM  
Sniffles and crazy lady are in the danger zone.

Imagine the Q derp if they faafo
 
2021-09-22 12:18:06 AM  

fragMasterFlash: So I guess drug dealers will now start adding a little meth to their fentanyl laced coke so they can get more repeat business? Isn't that the whole point of adding fent in the first place?



It's a stupid way to try to get repeat business - if they don't get the high they want they go elsewhere & if they die you permanently lose a customer. Just mind-bogglingly stupid.

One of the dealers that sell to the people I work with OD'd last Friday from meth cut with fentanyl. If you're in the Seattle area, be careful & get a marquis regeant test kit.
 
2021-09-22 12:19:53 AM  
The cops are just trying to keep you from getting the good shiat!
 
2021-09-22 12:25:22 AM  

cefm: abhorrent1: This is going to become more and more common as more states legalize marijuana. Hope they're all stocking up on Narcan.

You realize legal weed means you can buy it from a trustworthy registered licensed seller who can guarantee their product and sources, not some criminal who doesn't know what they're selling? Illegal drugs gets you illegal supply.


And if you get a bad batch, someone can.... Narcan you?  Dafuq?
 
2021-09-22 12:30:34 AM  
Glad I got my partying over with before fentanyl started showing up. Recreational drug use carries all sorts of risks but... when you don't even know what you're ingesting, yeesh... that's scary.
 
2021-09-22 12:44:29 AM  

casey17: One of the dealers that sell to the people I work with OD'd last Friday from meth cut with fentanyl. If you're in the Seattle area, be careful & get a marquis regeant test kit.


Sounds expensive.  Just take it down to the narcotics division for testing.
 
2021-09-22 12:45:10 AM  

TofuTheAlmighty: abhorrent1: This is going to become more and more common as more states legalize marijuana. Hope they're all stocking up on Narcan.

. . . wut?


My friend Becky overdosed on the Marihuanas. If the police had Narcan she might still be around, but they only had ketamine.
 
2021-09-22 3:25:25 AM  
One of my brothers in law almost died from that same sort of thing a few years ago. The dipshiat was celebrating a year sober. This happens once in a while. If you know you know. It's gotta be on purpose.
 
2021-09-22 3:37:05 AM  

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NANI?!?!
 
2021-09-22 3:39:27 AM  
Oh well....
 
2021-09-22 3:49:07 AM  

lindalouwho: I'll never understand cutting coke with a downer. I mean, if someone wanted to speedball they'd buy both. I never wanted to do that l, and I'm grateful for the dealers in the '80s.
It was just a stage, I grew out of it.


I've heard that the drug dealers lace a couple batches way too strong because a few ODs kinda puts the word out that you got strong shiat and ups sales temporarily. The guy allegedly randomized the packets so he never knew who was getting the bad batch.

Anyway, shiat like this is why we should legalize the famous drugs at least so at least they're clean, like alcohol.
 
2021-09-22 3:50:39 AM  

casey17: fragMasterFlash: So I guess drug dealers will now start adding a little meth to their fentanyl laced coke so they can get more repeat business? Isn't that the whole point of adding fent in the first place?


It's a stupid way to try to get repeat business - if they don't get the high they want they go elsewhere & if they die you permanently lose a customer. Just mind-bogglingly stupid.

One of the dealers that sell to the people I work with OD'd last Friday from meth cut with fentanyl. If you're in the Seattle area, be careful & get a marquis regeant test kit.


Or better yet, stop doing drugs.
 
2021-09-22 4:48:07 AM  

whosits_112: casey17: fragMasterFlash: So I guess drug dealers will now start adding a little meth to their fentanyl laced coke so they can get more repeat business? Isn't that the whole point of adding fent in the first place?


It's a stupid way to try to get repeat business - if they don't get the high they want they go elsewhere & if they die you permanently lose a customer. Just mind-bogglingly stupid.

One of the dealers that sell to the people I work with OD'd last Friday from meth cut with fentanyl. If you're in the Seattle area, be careful & get a marquis regeant test kit.

Or better yet, stop doing drugs.


Abstinence never works. Sometimes harm reduction is the best solution.
 
2021-09-22 4:50:46 AM  

Suflig: One of my brothers in law almost died from that same sort of thing a few years ago. The dipshiat was celebrating a year sober. This happens once in a while. If you know you know. It's gotta be on purpose.


People who relapse and use after a long time clean are usually the ones who think their tolerance is what it used to be. Then it's lights out and you better hope someone can save you.
 
2021-09-22 5:45:26 AM  

leeksfromchichis: this is why we should legalize the famous drugs at least so at least they're clean, like alcohol


As correct as this is, there is a huge percentage of the population who will never see it that way.

You know, morons.
 
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