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2021-09-21 9:48:31 PM  
So, I assume he's already released statements biatching about "cancel culture" and "censorship", right? I mean, I assume Republicans just have that on standby for when they FAFO with a media website's rules.
 
2021-09-21 9:48:42 PM  
He looks like the coach from Beavis and Butthead if he smiled.

Also someone should check his hard drive.
 
2021-09-21 9:50:06 PM  
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2021-09-21 9:50:28 PM  
I'm pretty sure any simian would attack him.  Very threatening posture.
 
2021-09-21 9:50:40 PM  
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2021-09-21 9:51:02 PM  
He's smiling like his wife used a strap-on the size of a howitzer on him the previous night.
 
2021-09-21 9:51:40 PM  
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2021-09-21 9:52:40 PM  
Maybe he can attend the class that teaches you how to walk like a human?

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/Solr pnls
 
2021-09-21 9:52:53 PM  
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2021-09-21 9:53:16 PM  
He gets his skin suit at the same place Ted Cruz does?
 
2021-09-21 9:58:54 PM  
That picture. I recognize their type.

He beats her. She likes it. It's the only way either of them can feel something like we would call love.
 
2021-09-21 9:59:06 PM  
YouTube have been hitting anyone that even say COVID-19 in a video.
 
2021-09-21 9:59:57 PM  
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2021-09-21 10:00:10 PM  
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2021-09-21 10:00:53 PM  
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2021-09-21 10:05:10 PM  
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2021-09-21 10:05:38 PM  
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2021-09-21 10:07:55 PM  
 
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/WTF even is this?!
 
2021-09-21 10:08:44 PM  
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2021-09-21 10:09:07 PM  
That asshole's wasted in Michigan. I hear DeSantis will hire the craziest anti-vax, anti-mask assholes to the highest offices in Florida government - hell, he just hired one of those loons to be his friggin' Surgeon General.
 
2021-09-21 10:09:45 PM  
What did he say?  How stupid is it?
 
2021-09-21 10:12:49 PM  
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2021-09-21 10:21:48 PM  
oh look another whack job republican chiropractor.  That entire industry has really shown their asses during this pandemic. Quack farking Quack.
 
2021-09-21 10:23:25 PM  
After that Fark headline, I was expecting something a little more... Mark Zuckerberg.
 
2021-09-21 10:26:20 PM  
Dude has a smile that says "I stole twelve scented erasers from a first grade class and I now have them all lodged in my butthole."
 
2021-09-21 10:32:46 PM  

JudgeSmails: oh look another whack job republican chiropractor.  That entire industry has really shown their asses during this pandemic. Quack farking Quack.


Did you know that having a spinal adjustment can cure allergies?  It's true, a chiropractor told me.  A spinal adjustment pretty much amounts to a few pokes on your back, but when it's done you don't have allergies!  If you do have allergies after you have the procedure, it means the procedure didn't take and you need to do it again for another $175, which your insurance wisely doesn't give a fark about.
 
2021-09-21 10:39:41 PM  
That is a guy who had horrible teeth up until they were in their 20's, then they got enough money together to get their teeth fixed. Now, he is going to show them off whenever he gets a chance. I bet if you look at pictures of him from childhood until his early 20's, he barely ever smiled, then all of a sudden, bam, huge toothy smiles out of nowhere
 
2021-09-21 10:41:20 PM  

Aquapope: JudgeSmails: oh look another whack job republican chiropractor.  That entire industry has really shown their asses during this pandemic. Quack farking Quack.

Did you know that having a spinal adjustment can cure allergies?  It's true, a chiropractor told me.  A spinal adjustment pretty much amounts to a few pokes on your back, but when it's done you don't have allergies!  If you do have allergies after you have the procedure, it means the procedure didn't take and you need to do it again for another $175, which your insurance wisely doesn't give a fark about.


I had a ruptured disc about 6 years ago and I cannot tell you how many people told me how their chiropractor "fixed" their disc problem and "have you gone to see one yet."   Anyone who recommends a chiropractor for anything other than making your problem worse should be shot out of a cannon.

No I most certainly did not.  I had surgery and it was successful.
 
2021-09-21 10:46:29 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Dude has a smile that says "I stole twelve scented erasers from a first grade class and I now have them all lodged in my butthole."


That's pretty specific.
 
2021-09-21 10:49:59 PM  
I only want what's best for everyone.
Trust me.
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2021-09-21 10:55:53 PM  

JudgeSmails: Aquapope: JudgeSmails: oh look another whack job republican chiropractor.  That entire industry has really shown their asses during this pandemic. Quack farking Quack.

Did you know that having a spinal adjustment can cure allergies?  It's true, a chiropractor told me.  A spinal adjustment pretty much amounts to a few pokes on your back, but when it's done you don't have allergies!  If you do have allergies after you have the procedure, it means the procedure didn't take and you need to do it again for another $175, which your insurance wisely doesn't give a fark about.

I had a ruptured disc about 6 years ago and I cannot tell you how many people told me how their chiropractor "fixed" their disc problem and "have you gone to see one yet."   Anyone who recommends a chiropractor for anything other than making your problem worse should be shot out of a cannon.

No I most certainly did not.  I had surgery and it was successful.


Ruptured disc!  I know this one.  I went to a chiro for this.  My god I would have gone to Satan's own witch doctor I was in so much pain.  He put me on a machine that amounted to a corset around my hips attached to one part of a machine, and a halter around my shoulders attached to another part of the machine.  Then the machine stretched me out.   That helped incredibly!  But that wasn't chiropractic 'medicine' helping me, that was just basic physiology and brute force.  So I went home and hung from a bar in my basement for a couple of minutes at a time, with weights on my ankles.  Worked a treat.  I still do it, just grab the bar and hang for about 3 minutes, you kinda feel stretched out after.

I wouldn't go back to that quack chiropractor ever if my money was involved.  I've known several chiropractors and they're all goofballs with attitude about not being real doctors.
 
2021-09-21 10:57:35 PM  

JudgeSmails: oh look another whack job republican chiropractor.  That entire industry has really shown their asses during this pandemic. Quack farking Quack.


As my dear dad always said, "Backquackers"
 
2021-09-21 11:02:03 PM  

catch10110: JudgeSmails: oh look another whack job republican chiropractor.  That entire industry has really shown their asses during this pandemic. Quack farking Quack.

As my dear dad always said, "Backquackers"


My dear dad would have said "I don't need a chiro, I got a good woman to give me a backrub"
And my mom would have said "Yeah, where is that biatch cuz I hate giving you a backrub"
And then everybody would laugh.
I miss him still, over a year later.
 
2021-09-21 11:05:43 PM  
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2021-09-21 11:11:06 PM  
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2021-09-21 11:12:04 PM  

Katolu: The Irresponsible Captain: Dude has a smile that says "I stole twelve scented erasers from a first grade class and I now have them all lodged in my butthole."

That's pretty specific.


Michigan thing. Like "it's a Jeep thing...," but with erasers, keistering and haunted attempts at facial display of inner joy
 
2021-09-21 11:14:00 PM  

JudgeSmails: Aquapope: JudgeSmails: oh look another whack job republican chiropractor.  That entire industry has really shown their asses during this pandemic. Quack farking Quack.

Did you know that having a spinal adjustment can cure allergies?  It's true, a chiropractor told me.  A spinal adjustment pretty much amounts to a few pokes on your back, but when it's done you don't have allergies!  If you do have allergies after you have the procedure, it means the procedure didn't take and you need to do it again for another $175, which your insurance wisely doesn't give a fark about.

I had a ruptured disc about 6 years ago and I cannot tell you how many people told me how their chiropractor "fixed" their disc problem and "have you gone to see one yet."   Anyone who recommends a chiropractor for anything other than making your problem worse should be shot out of a cannon.

No I most certainly did not.  I had surgery and it was successful.


One of my friends in SoCal used to swear by chiropractic.  Then one was making an adjustment and broke a vertebrate in her lower back. Three surgeries and two years of rehab to go from a wheelchair to a walker to a cane.
 
2021-09-21 11:28:24 PM  
He's gonna wear that like a badge of honor.

'costal elites can't handle the truth about covid, so they have to silence me instead!'
' buy my book and and get 5% off my 2 day seminar about how to win against godless liberals and make them cry to their mommies like little baby doll wussy soi- bois'
/I'll put money on it.
 
2021-09-21 11:34:37 PM  
That is a creature who can unhinge his jaw and swallow a baby whole.
 
2021-09-21 11:35:57 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Maybe he can attend the class that teaches you how to walk like a human?

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Say what you want about him, he's one well hydrated son of a biatch!
 
2021-09-21 11:42:41 PM  
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2021-09-21 11:45:29 PM  

Ragin' Asian: That is a creature who can unhinge his jaw and swallow a baby whole.


omg THAT'S what his rictus grin reminds me of...

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2021-09-22 12:02:16 AM  

JudgeSmails: Aquapope: JudgeSmails: oh look another whack job republican chiropractor.  That entire industry has really shown their asses during this pandemic. Quack farking Quack.

Did you know that having a spinal adjustment can cure allergies?  It's true, a chiropractor told me.  A spinal adjustment pretty much amounts to a few pokes on your back, but when it's done you don't have allergies!  If you do have allergies after you have the procedure, it means the procedure didn't take and you need to do it again for another $175, which your insurance wisely doesn't give a fark about.

I had a ruptured disc about 6 years ago and I cannot tell you how many people told me how their chiropractor "fixed" their disc problem and "have you gone to see one yet."   Anyone who recommends a chiropractor for anything other than making your problem worse should be shot out of a cannon.

No I most certainly did not.  I had surgery and it was successful.


the ones here are so scary
 
2021-09-22 12:12:04 AM  

Lady J: Ragin' Asian: That is a creature who can unhinge his jaw and swallow a baby whole.

omg THAT'S what his rictus grin reminds me of...

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That's what my cat looks like at 3 in the morning when she wakes me up with a mouse.  Or a bird.  Or a chipmunk.  Or a frog. She's really good at being a cat.
 
2021-09-22 12:12:57 AM  
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2021-09-22 12:20:15 AM  

Aquapope: JudgeSmails: oh look another whack job republican chiropractor.  That entire industry has really shown their asses during this pandemic. Quack farking Quack.

Did you know that having a spinal adjustment can cure allergies?  It's true, a chiropractor told me.  A spinal adjustment pretty much amounts to a few pokes on your back, but when it's done you don't have allergies!  If you do have allergies after you have the procedure, it means the procedure didn't take and you need to do it again for another $175, which your insurance wisely doesn't give a fark about.


Holy fark man, so chiros really say crap like this?  I've seen two, and they just... moved stuff around.  I have connective tissue disorder, so stuff moves around inside my body way too much.  They put it back, and help me strengthen so I don't need to see them as often.  They never once claimed they could fix the problem permanently (nothing can) or that they could, I dunno, cure diabetes by yanking the little toe.

I've seen people on the internet talk about how chiros say crazy crap, but never heard it myself.

/I see a DO now
 
2021-09-22 12:21:43 AM  

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It looks like something from Geocities.

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2021-09-22 12:43:29 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Dude has a smile that says "I stole twelve scented erasers from a first grade class and I now have them all lodged in my butthole."


I got in trouble in middle school for publishing an underground newspaper that made fun of teachers, along with Milk & Cheese snippets. My punishment was that I had to stock the pen and pencil machines during study hall. Since I had access to the supply closet, I stole a bunch of the pens/pencils, and handed them out to everyone. It definitely improved my loosie cigarette business that I was running on the side, so I'm just gonna fall on the side of stigginit doesn't work
 
2021-09-22 12:52:12 AM  

Aquapope: JudgeSmails: oh look another whack job republican chiropractor.  That entire industry has really shown their asses during this pandemic. Quack farking Quack.

Did you know that having a spinal adjustment can cure allergies?  It's true, a chiropractor told me.  A spinal adjustment pretty much amounts to a few pokes on your back, but when it's done you don't have allergies!  If you do have allergies after you have the procedure, it means the procedure didn't take and you need to do it again for another $175, which your insurance wisely doesn't give a fark about.


And it can help your liver and digestive system too! It's even good for babies!*

/*I'm not squeamish and don't even like babies but years ago a friend went full woo after having a baby and started sharing videos promoting chiropractic adjustments and it was... distributing.
 
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