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2021-09-21 1:29:09 PM  
I thank the people at Krusteaze for making a delicious gluten and dairy free coffee cake.  Sure, they're exploiting a stupid name, and foisting it off as being from social underdog "just like them", but I have to pick my battles.
 
2021-09-21 2:08:57 PM  
My personal mantra:

Gratitude + Forgiveness = Happiness
 
2021-09-21 2:09:57 PM  
Is there anyone in this thread yet I should thank? Not subby, who needs a few more English classes before submitting headlines.
 
2021-09-21 2:51:49 PM  
Don't thank me just throw money.
 
2021-09-21 2:52:42 PM  

Cafe Threads: Is there anyone in this thread yet I should thank? Not subby, who needs a few more English classes before submitting headlines.


Thank you for running the Cafe Threads on TFD...I visit them occasionally when I am randomly gifted TF.
 
2021-09-21 2:53:25 PM  
Go thank yourself ya thanking thank
 
2021-09-21 2:53:27 PM  
I'm thankful it was not a very long article ..
 
2021-09-21 2:53:54 PM  
No need to thank me.  I do what I do for the love of the sport.
 
2021-09-21 2:54:15 PM  
Oh, thank God.
 
2021-09-21 2:54:28 PM  
Thanks Obama

/oblig
 
2021-09-21 2:56:59 PM  
Thanks for the great music!

Beastie Boys - Gratitude (Official Music Video)
Youtube ZdJ5e70Q8mw
 
2021-09-21 2:57:12 PM  
Thank you for keeping your commentary to yourself
 
2021-09-21 2:57:45 PM  
Thanks to all the educators out there. Can you imagine what the pandemic would be like if the general population was *even dumber*?
 
2021-09-21 2:57:46 PM  
Thank you for the music, the songs I'm singing.
 
2021-09-21 2:59:49 PM  
Last night I way lying in bed thinking there was no point and imagining a pretty decisive way to kill myself, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

/yeah, whatever
 
2021-09-21 3:00:49 PM  
I would like to say thank you to the anonymous users who have bought me a month of TotalFark in the past.
 
2021-09-21 3:01:06 PM  
Thanks America for not re-electing Donald Trump.
 
2021-09-21 3:01:13 PM  
Thanks to Dr. Dan Siegel for teaching me about mindsight and awareness.
 
2021-09-21 3:01:32 PM  
Thanks for the mammeries.
 
2021-09-21 3:02:25 PM  

Farker Soze: Don't thank me just throw money.


Which pole you working? Only got so many dollar bills, yo
 
2021-09-21 3:02:45 PM  
So Thanksgiving isn't enough; we have to give thanks twice a year now?

Fine. I am grateful for the people who separate baby chickens by gender, they do important work.
 
2021-09-21 3:02:47 PM  
You're all a bunch of thankers.

/or something like that
 
2021-09-21 3:02:58 PM  
The dog ate my homework, thank you
 
2021-09-21 3:03:08 PM  
If you get me started I'll probably be worse than any Oscar acceptance speech you've ever heard.
I just want to thank everyone who has given me a nudge, push or shove into the person I have become today. Starting from my mom all the way down to some random stranger who smiled at me and made me feel the value of a random smile.
 
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2021-09-21 3:05:30 PM  
Thank you to doordash and covid for making my social anxiety/awkwardness less of a thing. Not having to talk to a person OR see a person and food magically shows up at my door? You're doing gods work.

/Yes doordash sucks balls for all the reasons you'll bring up. But what I said stands.
 
2021-09-21 3:06:01 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I thank the people at Krusteaze for making a delicious gluten and dairy free coffee cake.  Sure, they're exploiting a stupid name, and foisting it off as being from social underdog "just like them", but I have to pick my battles.


So your a little thankful but not really.
 
2021-09-21 3:06:06 PM  
I thank the little guy on the left, wakes me up everyday at 5:00 am with a bite to my forehead
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2021-09-21 3:07:41 PM  
Thanks OnlyFans!
 
2021-09-21 3:08:11 PM  
Thank you for being a friend.
 
2021-09-21 3:08:17 PM  

woodjf: So

your a little thankful but not really.

I'm thankful I know which "you're" to use in a sentence.
 
2021-09-21 3:09:13 PM  
Sean Lock to Jimmy Carr "Thank You For Not Killing Me??" | BEST Rants from 8 Out of 10 Cats | Part 2
Youtube Eb-ovfTvaQA
 
2021-09-21 3:09:57 PM  

Only You Can See This: woodjf: So your a little thankful but not really.

I'm thankful I know which "you're" to use in a sentence.


Zing!
 
2021-09-21 3:09:58 PM  
Thank you medical science for vaccinations, antibiotics, and inhalable steroids without which my asthmatic body would have given up on life a long time ago.
 
2021-09-21 3:12:07 PM  
Thank you all for providing me laughs through headlines, comments, replies to my comments, etc. It's why I keep coming back, along with hidden reasons too.
 
2021-09-21 3:12:38 PM  
Id like to thank the Negligent Fathers of America for keeping our nations strip clubs filled and ankle dolphin tattoo industry healthy.
 
2021-09-21 3:12:43 PM  
I want to thank Planks constant and Al Roker. Which have nothing to do with each other
 
2021-09-21 3:16:06 PM  
 Ahhh, go fark off.
 
2021-09-21 3:16:07 PM  

talkyournonsense: Thank you medical science for vaccinations, antibiotics, and inhalable steroids without which my asthmatic body would have given up on life a long time ago.


Albuterol sulfate and Symbicort

Also everybody who works in a hospital.
 
2021-09-21 3:18:51 PM  

Marbleisheavy: Thank you for being a friend.


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/That picture made you hear the first four notes of the song.
 
2021-09-21 3:20:44 PM  
Yes thank god for kind nurses who can give lethal injection and reverse it. Or any anesthesiologist. Nightmare without them.
 
2021-09-21 3:22:35 PM  
I'd like to thank my thyroid for making me lose fifteen pounds.  Man, I didn't even break a sweat.,
 
2021-09-21 3:23:44 PM  
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Thank you, cool people. Far too many people have a burr in their britches these days.
 
2021-09-21 3:27:05 PM  
thank you for all the people that tell me to "smile more."  it really turns my day around.
 
2021-09-21 3:30:18 PM  
I wish to thank Drew for doubling the price of Total Fark.

It saved me $50 this year
 
2021-09-21 3:32:56 PM  
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2021-09-21 3:33:05 PM  
"I wanna thank you mom
I wanna thank you dad
For bringing this fu€king world
To a bitter end" - Marilyn Manson
 
2021-09-21 3:34:51 PM  
Thank you to:
Janitors, especially in schools and hospitals
Sanitation workers
Volunteers who pick up trash littered by other irresponsible farks
Sewage treatment employees and the people who excavate fatbergs

I really appreciate all the diseases I don't have because of your hard work.
 
2021-09-21 3:43:50 PM  
I don't know who you are, but you let me change lanes while I was driving in my car.
 
2021-09-21 3:43:57 PM  

The Shoveller: Thanks to all the educators out there. Can you imagine what the pandemic would be like if the general population was *even dumber*?


cant help people who dont want to be helped
 
2021-09-21 3:44:05 PM  
Thanks to whoever likes my photos and buys me TF!
 
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